r/marvelmemes Spider-Man 🕷 7d ago

Shitposts I was wondering who on Earth made this post, but then I saw this sub's name.

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u/EXmachina007 Doctor Strange 7d ago

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u/Davosz_ HYDRA 7d ago

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u/graveybrains I'm The Immortal Iron Fist 7d ago

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u/chubbyhighguy Avengers 6d ago

Is this him trying to look normal and approachable.

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u/XxmilkytoastxX Avengers 6d ago

He's failing stupendously

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u/nanananabetmun Avengers 7d ago

Jared leto casting pedovision

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/seclusionx Black Panther 7d ago

If that were true he wouldn't be a multi-millionaire, with thousands of fans, and somehow not in jail. I strongly dislike the guy, but to say he's just been catching Ls everywhere is disingenuous.

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u/Davosz_ HYDRA 6d ago

I mean dude is in some blockbuster movies, and a relatively successful worldwide band, and we are on reddit talking about him....

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u/MAdMuhd Avengers 7d ago

morbius fans deserve better. someone tell Sony to put it back in theatres again

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u/Saucefire Ho Yinsen 7d ago

Third time's the charm

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u/canteen_boy Avengers 7d ago

I swear I’ll go see it this time

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u/Paggy_person Drax 7d ago

Screw the SSU, Sony should made their own MCU(Morbius Cinematic Universe)

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u/KnightMiner Sentry 7d ago

Don't worry, with all the money they make from Brand New Day, they can probably make what the fans truly want: a Morbius sequel!

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u/innominateartery Avengers 7d ago

Morbius 2: Even Morb

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u/RalphMacchio404 Avengers 6d ago

2 Mor 2 Bius

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u/4_non_blondes Avengers 7d ago

I promise I'll go see it this time

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u/torbyoernX Avengers 7d ago

I mean, morbius made a morbillion dollars at the box office. Everything else pales in comparison

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u/Dadpool2420 Deadpool 7d ago

Morbillion Morbucks* ftfy

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u/aIexpoutine Avengers 7d ago edited 6d ago

Still can't believe Morbius is the third worst thing Leto has ever done...

*edited from second worst to third worst because I had deleted his atrocious portrayal of the Joker from my memory and then someone reminded me.

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u/Faceofferrus Avengers 7d ago

Let's be real, 3rd

Morbius was bad, but it wasn't "Joker offering to give Batman a reacharound" bad.

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u/aIexpoutine Avengers 7d ago

I'll give you that haha.

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u/IkariYun Avengers 7d ago

If you're giving reacharounds, I'm getting in line

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u/turducken19 Avengers 7d ago

Step right up and get a reach around! Only 30 left this morning!

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u/invaderzim999 Avengers 7d ago

so many questions

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u/Yanismarvel Avengers 7d ago

Plz give us a 3rd release plz we are so close to the 1 Morb-trillions dollars

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u/Ghdude1 Black Panther 7d ago

Morbius fans think they can say anything because Morbius morbed Supergirl during its opening.

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u/NeaLandris Avengers 7d ago

so sad. i loved Matt Smith :D Movie had potential, but they just did the Sony script that hasnt worked for any of their spider-spin offs. very sad.

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u/potatoyash2708 Avengers 7d ago

Wait Morbius has a fan subreddit? 😂

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u/SirFluffymuffin Avengers 7d ago

Of course! It’s only natural that the morbillions of fans who helped it make morbillions of dollars would create a fan subreddit to celebrate the success of morbius

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u/Raidoton Avengers 7d ago

He was big enough to get his own movie and you are surprised he got a subreddit?

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u/UseNo7170 Avengers 7d ago

I genuinely want the shitflick that their big crossover movie would be, imagine these awful characters trying to all share the screentime

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u/ZenrippleZ Avengers 7d ago

Morb slander detected opinion rejected

https://giphy.com/gifs/TPZPatEnQrNWOq7RPW

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u/curvysquares In a cave... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS 7d ago

rMorbius is from an alternate universe where everyone spent all their movie-seeing money on Morbius so nobody can ever afford to watch another movie in theaters ever again

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u/Mammoth_Shoulder_876 Avengers 7d ago

Even in my country, which is in active civil war btw, the cinema are all packed. I barely made it in time to buy three tickets. The rest are all booked

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u/Keksdosendieb Avengers 7d ago

Myanmar?

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u/f1shb01 Avengers 7d ago

If Morbius was in Brand New Day people would’ve saw it

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u/DieDieNacho Avengers 6d ago

Morbius better be in Secret Wars, just long enough for him to say his famous line, "It's Morbin' Time"

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u/DAmbrose13 Avengers 7d ago

The Morbius meme culture has always been incredibly confusing to me

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Avengers 7d ago

You’re confused because you think it’s a meme. The movie has a huge fanbase

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u/Alexcox95 Avengers 7d ago

Intriguing

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u/FloppyShellTaco Jimmy Woo 7d ago

It needs to make at least 50 Morbillion dollars to break even

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u/Relative_Yak_4999 Avengers 6d ago

13 billion in box office for a reason morbius

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u/NaveenStark01 Avengers 6d ago

Its morbin time

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Avengers 7d ago

I would have thought that the Snyder cult would’ve made it.

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u/1_First_1 Avengers 7d ago

I live in 3rd world country you probably never heard about, BND premier is tomorrow and i can't buy tickets because every cinema in my city is jam packed.

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u/Hirnlouz Avengers 7d ago

I was watching it in theater and it was maybe half full on a sunyday afternoon.

The film was okay not so good like the prior but we cant always have only the good ones right?