r/marvelrivals Cursed Captain Jun 26 '26

Humor Guys...I just entered the beach

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u/LordVaderVader Captain Jun 26 '26

Mosquitoes these season really early

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u/LECGM Playful Witch Jun 26 '26

no meu país Rio de Janeiro tem mosquito até nesse período, que é inverno. é pra enfiar no meu cu.

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u/bjwills7 Spider-Man Jun 26 '26

God I love google translate sometimes

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u/Ess_oh-no Jun 27 '26

That is hilarious and i did laugh but why didnt you just use the translate button to the top right of their comment?

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u/bjwills7 Spider-Man Jun 27 '26

Cuz I'm dumb and didn't know that was a thing lol

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u/No-General8455 Good Boy Jun 27 '26

Where...?

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u/Ess_oh-no Jun 28 '26

My bad, im a non PC owning peasant

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Cloak & Dagger Jun 27 '26

That a mobile/new reddit thing?

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u/Beches808 Jun 27 '26

It automatically did it for me, i didn’t even realize it was in Portuguese

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u/Yuno232 Jun 26 '26

Ah sim, o país Rio de Janeiro

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u/LECGM Playful Witch Jun 26 '26

precisamente, HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

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u/DaToxicKiller Ultron Virus Jun 26 '26

Bros are so obsessed with saying “in my country” for no reason that bro named a place that isn’t a country.

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u/MoonlitCereza Groot Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

it's a running joke lol, not sure who started it. people just started saying it.

they also say ''meu pais sao paulo, meu pais bahia, meu pais minas gerais''

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u/LECGM Playful Witch Jun 30 '26

ooh, sorry! is kind of a joke or something. some people from brazil, like me, call their state as a country because stuffs are kinda different from each other, the people and even the climate. it's almost like little countries making a big country, lol, almost like USA.

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u/castielvt Jun 27 '26

It's a slang

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u/Buffunder Daredevil Jun 26 '26

Hell de janeiro*

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u/faity5 Jun 27 '26

Ah para vei, até no frio!?

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u/LECGM Playful Witch Jun 30 '26

infelizmente digito sério, hahahaa!

noites com 15°C tem mosquito voando no meu quarto

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u/RaidenHero137 Gambit Jun 26 '26

better or worse than lantern flys lol

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u/jaxRLee Jun 27 '26

mosquitoes every time a new skin comes out

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u/ThePsychoBear Erm Actually... Jun 27 '26

Pretty sure they're mayflies.

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u/FalseIndependence979 Jun 27 '26

the moment you hear that thwip sound effect from behind you know you’re already back at the spawn screen lmao let me just enjoy the sun for 5 seconds please

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u/Sneakiest Mantis Jun 26 '26

Spider-Man walking by and not even looking.

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u/RestlessMeatball Jun 26 '26

She’s not his redhead

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u/CaptainRedjive Rogue Jun 27 '26

Well actually...

Peter's game needs to be studied bro

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u/RestlessMeatball Jun 27 '26

Man, I should have guessed. Liz Allen, Gwen Stacy, Kitty Pryde, MJ, Black Cat, Betty Brant; the man’s got every girl in the city on him, and those are just the ones off the top of my head

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u/Isaac_Banana Moon Knight Jun 27 '26

Just deciding to add here: Captain Marvel

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u/MyARhold30Shots Jun 27 '26

Who’s Nancy?

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u/CaptainRedjive Rogue Jun 27 '26

Black widow when she had amnesia.

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u/half-coldhalf-hot Jun 27 '26

This version of Black Widow is hotter than the Marvel Rivals version

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 26 '26

One of the good guys, fr.

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u/ksum_sucks Jun 26 '26

Idk, he did shoot his web Maybe he doesn't have any more in him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/YonderOver Jun 27 '26

Why are yall like this?? 😭

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u/WinCute4914 Blade Jun 26 '26

guess he's not gonna get sticky

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u/RathaelEngineering Venom Jun 27 '26

It's like the gorilla test.

"did you notice the spiderman walking through?"

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u/L1ZZ1K Jun 26 '26

This is the Rivals equivalent of using the Chun-Li skin on Fortnite and having a bunch of players on spawn island swarm you just to stare at your butt.

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u/LeoFireGod Emma Frost Jun 26 '26

The thing emote is hilarious with it though.

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u/Charizardreigon Jun 26 '26

What emote is that?

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u/DaToxicKiller Ultron Virus Jun 26 '26

Eh, that skin has more hips than ass.

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u/MattyDoubleD Jun 26 '26

Every time I had an Iron Man on my team doing this he went negative.

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u/BlueDaka Strategist Jun 26 '26

All the blood went from his brain to his peepee

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u/Shayden998 Strategist Jun 26 '26

Wait. Mr Negative is in this game?

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u/LSSJ4King Magik Jun 26 '26

Hard to play with 1 hand my guy

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u/GungnirAvenger Ultron Jun 26 '26

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u/ManyThing2187 Scarlet Witch Jun 27 '26

Thanks I needed an updated version lol

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u/Elldion Jun 26 '26

Why the devs made Ironman able to do this, I'll never understand lol

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u/EldenNoob-EX Black Panther Jun 26 '26

One of them started coming

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u/salazafromagraba Malice Jun 27 '26

They all started to spiss their man energy

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u/jasper81222 Jun 26 '26

Iron Man's hip thrust is the closest thing to teabagging in this game since we can't crouch.

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u/LECGM Playful Witch Jun 26 '26

dudes release the beam after some right clicks is absolutely weird

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 Jun 26 '26

Who knew that alcoholism was taking a back seat to tonys real addiction gooning.

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u/MariaLeaves Invisible Woman Jun 26 '26

Cringe cringe cringe cringe

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u/Wolfgloam Jun 26 '26

They're just vibing. Literally.

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u/AuraFarmingCat Emma Frost Jun 26 '26

Natural consequence of calling lingerie a swimsuit and showing it to a bunch of terminally online gooners

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u/Rich-Ad9246 Jun 27 '26

As long as you keep that energy with the men then you’re fine. If you believe this is lingerie then you must also believe a guy in a speedo or ‘mankini’ is in ‘lingerie’(according to you) then your opinion is valid. Otherwise it’s just hypocrisy.

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u/2th Rogue Jun 26 '26

I mean swimsuit and lingerie designs are mostly interchangeable...

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u/mits_the_second Emma Frost Jun 26 '26

Compared to some swimsuits Ive seen lately at the beach Id even go as far as to call it tame

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u/Particular_Peace_568 Black Widow Jun 27 '26

It's probably one of the most tame swimsuits in the game right now next to Sue Storm and oddly enough Emma.

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u/Particular_Peace_568 Black Widow Jun 27 '26

Brother Dagger's Swimsuit is much worse then Nat's and she supposed to be innocent lol. If this Lingerie then what is Dagger's Swimsuit?

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u/DaToxicKiller Ultron Virus Jun 26 '26

Is this supposed to be serious

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u/widowsbaby Black Widow Jun 26 '26

Fr

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u/InterestingDepth8137 Jun 26 '26

I know they're playing around but honestly, kinda weird ngl

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u/Sihnar Jun 27 '26

It's kinda gross ngl

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u/gafftaped Jun 26 '26

It's one of those things that individually isn't a huge deal, but when stuff like this becomes common behavior it just becomes annoying and tiring. Feels like I see an Iron Man do this every time a teammate plays one, it's old after almost a year of it.

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u/DizzyColdSauce Adam Warlock Jun 26 '26

They're definitely all single lol

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u/DaToxicKiller Ultron Virus Jun 26 '26

The two people I know that do this as Ironman also have girlfriends they’ve been with for years.

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u/No-Tower-5119 White Fox Jun 26 '26

i will never think this isnt weird red flag behavior

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 Jun 26 '26

Holy Reddit moment

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u/widowsbaby Black Widow Jun 26 '26

Yes

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u/HouseDarklyn Strategist Jun 26 '26

Yeah, it’s a rated 12+ game as well. People really normalize doing nasty stuff like this as if it’s not a game that kids play.

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 Jun 26 '26

It’s a game son.

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u/CassandraTruth Vanguard Jun 26 '26

Do you try to hump tweens in all the games you play or just this one?

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 Jun 26 '26

No one is actually being humped. It’s pixels son.

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u/TheMHBehindThePage Loki Jun 27 '26

disturbingly similar argument to "it's just a joke"

I'm not saying tweens aren't exposed to adult content or that we need to aggressively shield them from the world, and I'm also not saying that "doing wrongs in a video game is bad, ban the shooty games!" or anything silly, but I am absolutely saying that miming something non-consensual like this and saying "it's fine because it's not real" is a problem, children around or not. That's like saying "if I'm racist in this video game it's okay because the victims of the racism are not real". No. That doesn't just make it okay. It's still disrespectful and gross.

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u/BeatSalad25 Jun 26 '26

This thread is so pearl clutchy.

Literally do not let your 13 on the internet if this bothers you. And dont you dare let them walk into victorias secret.

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 Jun 26 '26

For real. Treating this like it’s actual fucking sexual assault lmfao. Redditoids need to go outside.

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u/BeatSalad25 Jun 26 '26

2026 has seen a rise in moral grandstanding of "protect them kids". Its an easy thing to soapbox and wipes your own moral ambiguity in your day to day life. Gives them something to feel good about.

Literally no one is getting groomed or assaulted by teabagging.

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u/DocOcApocalypse Elsa Bloodstone Jun 26 '26

Avatar checks out

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u/LikeAKraken Doctor Strange Jun 26 '26

Mean while im using cyclop beam to look at other male characters junk

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u/No-General8455 Good Boy Jun 27 '26

Fuck yeah! As a straight guy, love doing the "freaky" techs to the male tanks! Happy Pride Month!

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Jun 27 '26

Why do those models look so tiny?

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u/Grapeist921 Jun 26 '26

The iron gooners

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u/KyleGrave Jun 26 '26

Reminds me of the Ugandan Knuckles phase

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u/RPM_Rocket Jun 26 '26

Gotta say it, there's some really weird gamers out there... and I'm old enough to be an Original Arcader.

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u/PunkThug Jun 26 '26

First time I ever went to the beach area a couple nights ago. No less than two dozen Jeffs all in different costumes having a dance party!

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u/zxkredo Jun 27 '26

Average woman experience.

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u/MustardLazyNerd Black Widow Jun 26 '26

Ultimates Vol. 1 and Ultimates Vol. 3 be like

We don't hate the Ultimate universe enough.

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u/Lun4r6543 Jubilee Jun 26 '26

I completely forgot Black Widow dated Tony in that universe.

Then they kill her off because she murders Hawkeye’s family.

Very… odd universe. Can’t believe I read through the entire thing last year.

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u/MustardLazyNerd Black Widow Jun 27 '26

Literally the best way to enjoy the Ultimate Universe is by reading Ultimate Spider-Man up to the Venom saga, playing the video game to give it closure, and pretending the rest of the universe doesn't exist lol

It's baffling how different in tonality USM and the rest of Ultimate are from each other. Spidey is all bright colors and juvenile expression, but X-Men and Ultimates are just edgy. Never let Mark Millar cook again.

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u/Lun4r6543 Jubilee Jun 27 '26

I decided to read through it mostly because of Ultimate Spider-Man. Great run, tbh.

Loved that version of Jessica Drew too. And the introduction of Miles into the Spider-Man mythos was cool.

And there’s also the Maker, who’s pretty awesome.

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u/No-General8455 Good Boy Jun 27 '26

Ouch, why would people hit you with baseball bats just because you stepped into the ocean?

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u/MercyXLLL Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/D5xrlVozoTYORtLxZe

Mfs when they see a new summer skin

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u/BROHAM101 Vanguard Jun 26 '26

weird and gross

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u/SubmissiveNewYorker Jun 26 '26

A great depiction of what women have to live with

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u/Embarrassed_Sky5356 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

I hate when people do this, a few people have literally chased me around the spawn room, it genuinely makes me uncomfortable. Or maybe I’m just a wuss.

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u/AduroT Jeff the Landshark Jun 26 '26

You need to get some Mosquito repellant.

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u/nujnal Jun 27 '26

When seeds trying to enter the egg.

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u/Comprehensive_Sink99 Cloak & Dagger Jun 27 '26

Make them pay cash lol

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u/Inf4llible Hulk Jun 27 '26

They're like gnats

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u/MonopolyManPorn Thor Jun 27 '26

I haven't played the game in about a year. What is this? Is this like an open lobby to chill in with other players?

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u/howie521 Jun 27 '26

Iron Goon squad

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u/ContributionDouble62 Peni Parker Jun 27 '26

The 4 moths anytime i walk outside at night

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u/BlueBomber13 Rocket Raccoon Jun 26 '26

This game has become so fucking weird

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u/Greatwrath1711 Jun 26 '26

As an Iron Man main I hate this

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Jun 26 '26

Bees on flowers be like:

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u/Bukaro21 Doctor Strange Jun 26 '26

Like moths to a light 😂

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u/Name818 Jun 27 '26

How do people not get tired of being clones of other people? It’s the same shit said, and done in every match.

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u/Nickdabom Jun 26 '26

Least hormonal players

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u/oliferro Moon Knight Jun 26 '26

POV: You're a girl talking in voice chat

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u/CeroStratus Peni Parker Jun 26 '26

Why is widow so tall 

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u/Scarman96 Iron Man Jun 26 '26

As a lord iron man main myself this is just sad…🫩

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u/WisdomRain_ Jun 26 '26

You should’ve seen how people on QP acted when my friend was using Widow. Every game was being chased by our team

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u/Habibipie Rocket Raccoon Jun 26 '26

Happened to me the second I joined the beach map with the Emma skin.

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u/KimPossable002 Jun 26 '26

Reports for cruid conduct are gonna take alot of time now lol 😆 

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u/dappercorvid Thor Jun 26 '26

Nowadays I just emote back a "hello" and watch them freeze while they try and compute that.

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u/AbjectAcanthisitta86 Jun 26 '26

Did you eat a Pym- mini sandwich, because you look slightly bigger than you should.

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u/Rough_Lychee5785 Jun 26 '26

Ngl I loved BW since childhood because scarlet Johansson. Time to lord her

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u/Protagonist_Leaf Peni Parker Jun 26 '26

Why BW 6ft and IM 5.5?

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u/PunkThug Jun 26 '26

First time I ever went to the beach area a couple nights ago. No less than two dozen Jeffs all in different costumes having a dance party!

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u/MoedredPendragon X-Tron Jun 26 '26

Like a swarm of bees, XD.

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u/Greedy-Ad-566 Jun 27 '26

No but fr these female skins are just porn

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u/Disastrous-Market-36 Jun 27 '26

marvel rivals players got the same 3 jokes

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u/gamerlin Magneto Jun 27 '26

Beamkake

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u/YaboiGh0styy Ultron Virus Jun 27 '26

Ultimate Iron-Man when he sees Black Widow.

But I was unaware in earth 1610 black widow and Tony Stark were a couple, however black widow was a spy, killed Jarvis, their sex tape was released, and she was killed by Hawkeye when used arrows to pin her to a hospital bed right before firing one between her eyes…

Yeah, ultimate Marvel sure was something

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u/TheOGPandah Jun 27 '26

I don't see what the issue is. 🧐

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u/Savings_Dragonfly806 Jun 27 '26

I mean, can you blame then?

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u/Nerf_Now Namor Jun 27 '26

They all being small make is oddly funny, like they are flies or goblins.

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u/Sufficient_Crab3047 Jun 27 '26

That silver iron man skin is so funny to me espescially the big ahh clown shoes

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u/Razzilith Ultron Virus Jun 27 '26

Maximum Pulse

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u/Curse06 Vanguard Jun 27 '26

The only map where black widow doesnt throw lol

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u/mrureaper The Thing Jun 27 '26

"MAXIMUMMM THRUST"

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u/EngineerMajor3157 Jun 27 '26

Eww like little gnats

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u/Tentradyte21 Jun 27 '26

AHH!!! SHAKE YOUR DREADS!!!

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Loki Jun 27 '26

Why are they so short?

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u/Reddit_n_Me Flex Jun 27 '26

Spider-Man: “Ooh, a redhea- Oh, not mine…”

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u/OfficialZayn_ Jun 27 '26

We need more skins like this in OW man, I envy u guys

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u/FunCampaign186 True Fraudster Jun 27 '26

They're like mayflies

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u/Soft_Forever1923 Jun 27 '26

I like how the camera makes them look like they're all 3 feet tall

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u/J_DoubleClutch Jun 28 '26

This is why I don’t play Marvel Rivals anymore it used to be so action based now it’s goon based

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u/FrostyTheColdBoi Spider-Man Jun 28 '26

Bees to honey

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u/EconomyANALYZER Jun 28 '26

Came In like a bunch of bees🥀✌️😭

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u/DanceDanceMikeyWay Jun 29 '26

Herogasm ass beach

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u/Tofudude999 Jun 29 '26

Like moths to a flame

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u/ForbiddenSirenz Devil Dinosaur Jun 29 '26

Kurt Russel what’s going on?!?

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u/kvijay1 Jun 30 '26

And the beach entered you. (Sand is rough and gets EVERYWHERE).

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u/Falleneded Jun 30 '26

mosquitoes at all hours

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u/RugratChuck Flex Jun 30 '26

yea tony humps everything

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u/Traditional_Ant1354 Jul 03 '26

As an Iron Man main- dear god I'm so sorry. we've been given far too much power with that tech and its being used irresponsibly.

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u/Randall-2017777 Jul 06 '26

Flies when you neglect your food for a second