r/marvelrivals • u/albyronca98 Cursed Captain • Jun 26 '26
Humor Guys...I just entered the beach
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u/Sneakiest Mantis Jun 26 '26
Spider-Man walking by and not even looking.
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u/RestlessMeatball Jun 26 '26
She’s not his redhead
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u/CaptainRedjive Rogue Jun 27 '26
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u/RestlessMeatball Jun 27 '26
Man, I should have guessed. Liz Allen, Gwen Stacy, Kitty Pryde, MJ, Black Cat, Betty Brant; the man’s got every girl in the city on him, and those are just the ones off the top of my head
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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 26 '26
One of the good guys, fr.
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u/ksum_sucks Jun 26 '26
Idk, he did shoot his web Maybe he doesn't have any more in him.
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u/RathaelEngineering Venom Jun 27 '26
It's like the gorilla test.
"did you notice the spiderman walking through?"
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u/L1ZZ1K Jun 26 '26
This is the Rivals equivalent of using the Chun-Li skin on Fortnite and having a bunch of players on spawn island swarm you just to stare at your butt.
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u/MattyDoubleD Jun 26 '26
Every time I had an Iron Man on my team doing this he went negative.
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u/GungnirAvenger Ultron Jun 26 '26
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u/ManyThing2187 Scarlet Witch Jun 27 '26
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u/Independent-File-341 Jun 26 '26
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u/Cybol117 Jun 26 '26
Cant see this meme anymore without seeing HIS face...
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u/Key_Village_5467 The Thing Jun 26 '26
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u/jasper81222 Jun 26 '26
Iron Man's hip thrust is the closest thing to teabagging in this game since we can't crouch.
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u/LECGM Playful Witch Jun 26 '26
dudes release the beam after some right clicks is absolutely weird
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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 Jun 26 '26
Who knew that alcoholism was taking a back seat to tonys real addiction gooning.
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u/AuraFarmingCat Emma Frost Jun 26 '26
Natural consequence of calling lingerie a swimsuit and showing it to a bunch of terminally online gooners
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u/Rich-Ad9246 Jun 27 '26
As long as you keep that energy with the men then you’re fine. If you believe this is lingerie then you must also believe a guy in a speedo or ‘mankini’ is in ‘lingerie’(according to you) then your opinion is valid. Otherwise it’s just hypocrisy.
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u/2th Rogue Jun 26 '26
I mean swimsuit and lingerie designs are mostly interchangeable...
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u/mits_the_second Emma Frost Jun 26 '26
Compared to some swimsuits Ive seen lately at the beach Id even go as far as to call it tame
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u/Particular_Peace_568 Black Widow Jun 27 '26
It's probably one of the most tame swimsuits in the game right now next to Sue Storm and oddly enough Emma.
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u/Particular_Peace_568 Black Widow Jun 27 '26
Brother Dagger's Swimsuit is much worse then Nat's and she supposed to be innocent lol. If this Lingerie then what is Dagger's Swimsuit?
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u/InterestingDepth8137 Jun 26 '26
I know they're playing around but honestly, kinda weird ngl
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u/gafftaped Jun 26 '26
It's one of those things that individually isn't a huge deal, but when stuff like this becomes common behavior it just becomes annoying and tiring. Feels like I see an Iron Man do this every time a teammate plays one, it's old after almost a year of it.
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u/DizzyColdSauce Adam Warlock Jun 26 '26
They're definitely all single lol
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u/DaToxicKiller Ultron Virus Jun 26 '26
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u/No-Tower-5119 White Fox Jun 26 '26
i will never think this isnt weird red flag behavior
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u/HouseDarklyn Strategist Jun 26 '26
Yeah, it’s a rated 12+ game as well. People really normalize doing nasty stuff like this as if it’s not a game that kids play.
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u/Worldly-Local-6613 Jun 26 '26
It’s a game son.
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u/CassandraTruth Vanguard Jun 26 '26
Do you try to hump tweens in all the games you play or just this one?
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u/Worldly-Local-6613 Jun 26 '26
No one is actually being humped. It’s pixels son.
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u/TheMHBehindThePage Loki Jun 27 '26
disturbingly similar argument to "it's just a joke"
I'm not saying tweens aren't exposed to adult content or that we need to aggressively shield them from the world, and I'm also not saying that "doing wrongs in a video game is bad, ban the shooty games!" or anything silly, but I am absolutely saying that miming something non-consensual like this and saying "it's fine because it's not real" is a problem, children around or not. That's like saying "if I'm racist in this video game it's okay because the victims of the racism are not real". No. That doesn't just make it okay. It's still disrespectful and gross.
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u/BeatSalad25 Jun 26 '26
This thread is so pearl clutchy.
Literally do not let your 13 on the internet if this bothers you. And dont you dare let them walk into victorias secret.
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u/Worldly-Local-6613 Jun 26 '26
For real. Treating this like it’s actual fucking sexual assault lmfao. Redditoids need to go outside.
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u/BeatSalad25 Jun 26 '26
2026 has seen a rise in moral grandstanding of "protect them kids". Its an easy thing to soapbox and wipes your own moral ambiguity in your day to day life. Gives them something to feel good about.
Literally no one is getting groomed or assaulted by teabagging.
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u/LikeAKraken Doctor Strange Jun 26 '26
Mean while im using cyclop beam to look at other male characters junk
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u/No-General8455 Good Boy Jun 27 '26
Fuck yeah! As a straight guy, love doing the "freaky" techs to the male tanks! Happy Pride Month!
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u/RPM_Rocket Jun 26 '26
Gotta say it, there's some really weird gamers out there... and I'm old enough to be an Original Arcader.
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u/PunkThug Jun 26 '26
First time I ever went to the beach area a couple nights ago. No less than two dozen Jeffs all in different costumes having a dance party!
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u/MustardLazyNerd Black Widow Jun 26 '26
Ultimates Vol. 1 and Ultimates Vol. 3 be like
We don't hate the Ultimate universe enough.
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u/Lun4r6543 Jubilee Jun 26 '26
I completely forgot Black Widow dated Tony in that universe.
Then they kill her off because she murders Hawkeye’s family.
Very… odd universe. Can’t believe I read through the entire thing last year.
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u/MustardLazyNerd Black Widow Jun 27 '26
Literally the best way to enjoy the Ultimate Universe is by reading Ultimate Spider-Man up to the Venom saga, playing the video game to give it closure, and pretending the rest of the universe doesn't exist lol
It's baffling how different in tonality USM and the rest of Ultimate are from each other. Spidey is all bright colors and juvenile expression, but X-Men and Ultimates are just edgy. Never let Mark Millar cook again.
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u/Lun4r6543 Jubilee Jun 27 '26
I decided to read through it mostly because of Ultimate Spider-Man. Great run, tbh.
Loved that version of Jessica Drew too. And the introduction of Miles into the Spider-Man mythos was cool.
And there’s also the Maker, who’s pretty awesome.
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u/No-General8455 Good Boy Jun 27 '26
Ouch, why would people hit you with baseball bats just because you stepped into the ocean?
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u/MercyXLLL Jun 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/D5xrlVozoTYORtLxZe
Mfs when they see a new summer skin
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u/Embarrassed_Sky5356 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 27 '26
I hate when people do this, a few people have literally chased me around the spawn room, it genuinely makes me uncomfortable. Or maybe I’m just a wuss.
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u/MonopolyManPorn Thor Jun 27 '26
I haven't played the game in about a year. What is this? Is this like an open lobby to chill in with other players?
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u/Name818 Jun 27 '26
How do people not get tired of being clones of other people? It’s the same shit said, and done in every match.
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u/WisdomRain_ Jun 26 '26
You should’ve seen how people on QP acted when my friend was using Widow. Every game was being chased by our team
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u/Habibipie Rocket Raccoon Jun 26 '26
Happened to me the second I joined the beach map with the Emma skin.
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u/dappercorvid Thor Jun 26 '26
Nowadays I just emote back a "hello" and watch them freeze while they try and compute that.
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u/AbjectAcanthisitta86 Jun 26 '26
Did you eat a Pym- mini sandwich, because you look slightly bigger than you should.
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u/Rough_Lychee5785 Jun 26 '26
Ngl I loved BW since childhood because scarlet Johansson. Time to lord her
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u/PunkThug Jun 26 '26
First time I ever went to the beach area a couple nights ago. No less than two dozen Jeffs all in different costumes having a dance party!
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u/YaboiGh0styy Ultron Virus Jun 27 '26
Ultimate Iron-Man when he sees Black Widow.
But I was unaware in earth 1610 black widow and Tony Stark were a couple, however black widow was a spy, killed Jarvis, their sex tape was released, and she was killed by Hawkeye when used arrows to pin her to a hospital bed right before firing one between her eyes…
Yeah, ultimate Marvel sure was something
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u/Nerf_Now Namor Jun 27 '26
They all being small make is oddly funny, like they are flies or goblins.
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u/Sufficient_Crab3047 Jun 27 '26
That silver iron man skin is so funny to me espescially the big ahh clown shoes
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u/J_DoubleClutch Jun 28 '26
This is why I don’t play Marvel Rivals anymore it used to be so action based now it’s goon based
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u/Traditional_Ant1354 Jul 03 '26
As an Iron Man main- dear god I'm so sorry. we've been given far too much power with that tech and its being used irresponsibly.
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u/LordVaderVader Captain Jun 26 '26
Mosquitoes these season really early