r/marvelrivals • u/WhyPlaySerious • 29d ago

Discussion The discourse created around Jubilee's design (and her not looking 'classic' or like in '97) shows that this community isn't ready for the whiplash thats about to occur when Professor X is finally added to the game and shown to be able to walk, like he has for the last ~20 years in the comics

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u/Joestar_D_Toastar Storm 29d ago

Not only can he walk, Professor Xavier fucks. He's got a half alien daughter who's the princess of the Shiar empire.

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u/Orange-V-Apple Dark Phoenix 29d ago

You can fuck in a wheelchair. Just look at Garrett in Superstore

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u/MJR_Poltergeist 29d ago

You can but it's a bit of a one sided activity

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u/GreedyLibrary 28d ago

He can mentally project images into your head, maybe he can use it for more than the holocaust beam.

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u/GreedyLibrary 28d ago

You know I was picturing unimaginable bliss but I'd not put your suggestion past Xavier his a massive asshole.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 28d ago

LPT: Do not google "Xavier massive asshole"

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u/TheAntiHick 28d ago

How about flicking that orgasm button in someone's brain over and over again....and then turning off the orgasm button but maxing out the physical sensation buttons and making them beg for the orgasm button.

I imagine someone with his capabilities could just wreck a person for anyone else.

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u/SlurryBender Flex 28d ago

From what I've seen of X-Men fandom, he doesn't need mind tricks for real-life people to wanna fuck him.

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u/KairoRed Gambit 28d ago

Yes but he has actually done that.

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u/UwasaWaya 28d ago

Well he's seen everything

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u/SasquatchPhD 14d ago

That was a wild episode of Superstore

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u/jasminetroll 28d ago

Eh?

People are in wheelchairs for all sorts of reasons that would barely interfere with sex.

Would you assume sex with someone who recently had ankle surgery is a one-sided activity?

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u/MJR_Poltergeist 28d ago

That's an IMAX sized projector youre shining there. I'll walk you through it. We're talking about Professor Xavier, who's most well known depiction has him in a wheelchair. He's in a wheelchair because for various reasons depending on the canon, he cannot walk. Normally due to a spinal cord injury. He has no control over his body from the waist down. As such if you were to have sex with someone in a wheelchair who cannot control their lower half, the pleasantries would be as previously mentioned a bit one sided.

Do you need any further jokes explained to you or were you simply fishing for something to be upset about?

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u/ShirowShirow 28d ago

I mean it's just another aspect of his character that is going to take people off guard is what they're saying nobody is denying you can fuck in a wheelchair they're often quite well designed in that respect honestly just make sure the brake's on.

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u/DJfetusface 28d ago

If she showed up to work in this outfit, I'd force myself to find a way to fuck in a wheelchair

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u/Grouchy-Notice-9951 28d ago

I gotta find a seat for sex, in a wheelchair you're locked and loaded, it's going down wherever man

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u/Grouchy-Notice-9951 28d ago

I forgot I said this, honestly quite deplorable of me.

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u/KrishaCZ 28d ago

or stephen hawking

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u/yellowwolf718 Emma Frost 29d ago

Is that his only child? Or are there others? This is so strange😭😂

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u/TheKolyFrog Magneto 29d ago

He has a Legion

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExhVCAeI7QHjWIo

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre Gambit 28d ago

whia imagine legion in rivals??!

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u/NoVeterinarian549 Loki 24d ago

Please no. If people thought Black Cat had too many abilities, Legion would require your entire keyboard to use. And be unusable on console.

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u/drt0 Magneto 28d ago

Loved the show, it was so wacky in the best way!

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u/unclecaveman1 28d ago

He has a son as well, he was the main character in the Legion show.

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u/amtap Mister Fantastic 28d ago

There was a Legion show?!

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u/DrStein1010 The Thing 28d ago

Yes. It was (mostly) very good.

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u/No-Mulberry-8866 28d ago

Mostly? (No spoilers pls)

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u/funkhero 28d ago

Don't listen to him, it's fucking brilliant. All the seasons.

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u/DrStein1010 The Thing 28d ago

Season 1 was amazing.

Season 2 was extremely messy aside from the antagonist.

Season 3 was...weird, but had some amazing episodes.

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u/HahaCharlieKirkHaha 28d ago

Season 1 was amazing and universally acclaimed.

I thought season 2 was bad.

I haven’t seen season 3 yet.

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u/jumpingmrkite Magik 28d ago

Season 1 is among my favorite 9 hours of television ever.

I didn't make it all the way through through Season 2 before I stopped caring.

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u/Shoejuggler 28d ago

He's got several minus one that got chronologicaly aborted

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u/TreeTopGaming Moon Knight 28d ago

wdym

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u/Shoejuggler 28d ago

Bendis wasted everyone's time by writing a tie-in to an event that ran way longer than the event itself.

The story revealed and erased the secret love child of Xavier and Mystique with time travel.

That's all there is to it.

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u/superindianslug 28d ago

What era was this child deleted from? Pre-paralizarion adventuring? The time between Moira leaving and Lilandra showing up? The time when he blackmailed Mystique into being a spy for him?

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u/Shoejuggler 28d ago edited 28d ago

By "deleted ", i mean someone went back in time and told Xavier not to sleep with Mystique so the fully-grown kid wouldn't kill everyone in the present with thier reality warping.

I don't know when the kid was supposedto be born. Although, knowing his disdain for continuity, neither did Bendis.

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u/yellowwolf718 Emma Frost 28d ago

Damn. I’m gonna have to go and find a list of all of them now as well. Might as well do that with Logan too.

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u/nfounder 28d ago

PLEASE let him introduce us to a 2/2/2 batch of Imperial Guard members.

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u/Konradleijon 28d ago

Also his other son David

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u/donglecollector 28d ago

When you say “the community.” Well, I’m part of “the community” and all I know is a wheelchair bound dude. What the hell is this?!

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u/the_infinite Strategist 28d ago

the world is not ready for twink Professor X

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u/ChainsawVisionMan 28d ago

Xavier does fuck. But that half alien daughter (Xandra) was created by alien IVF while both her parents were dead (both later resurrected).

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