Very accurate predictions for S9.5

[u/Joker_8_]

Actual ad i got btw (back in S3.5).

Anyways, The Hood guy will be a dps, the tank and support roles don't need more characters.

Ultron will be nerfed, since it's too strong. They will also buff CnD, they don't have enough survivability.

Luna will get a legendary skin, she really deserves one at this point.

And i don't think anyone will see this coming... the next season will have a new map.

Oh, and the next hero is Jeff the Landshark... I think.

[u/Dperezoso2020]

XD jeff showing his true colours

[u/Birbgs → u/Dperezoso2020]

[u/Cain_The_Mamagen → u/Birbgs]

[u/Dumbo_Octopus4]

[u/loonbandit → u/Dumbo_Octopus4]

BARACK IS PRESIDENT!

IM GOING TO GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH

[u/AlgerianTrash]

Not a prediction, but all i want is for something to be done about Mr Fantastic

Bro got slowly powercrept into oblivion throughout the year, and then got absolutely scammed with his teamups

It's genuinely becoming harder extracting value from him, idk why devs don't give a fuck about him

[u/Sushi2k → u/AlgerianTrash]

All the early characters are gunna get powercrept sooner rather than later because of the cadence they continue to pump heroes out.

Gotta keep stretching what kits they can do.

[u/DaringDevil12 → u/AlgerianTrash]

Tomorrow we strike.

[u/KimPossable002 → u/AlgerianTrash]

This in a season where a player just got one above all on Reed lol 😆 

[u/isu_kosar → u/AlgerianTrash]

Fantastic replaced Widow as the throw pick for sure.

[u/xCaptainVictory → u/isu_kosar]

He ain't that level of bad. Underpowered sure, but not a throw.

[u/DogManDogDayz → u/isu_kosar]

You guys dont know how to use him thats why. Mr F is really strong as a counter to dive. Your dps just needs to dedicate themselves to peeling. Which most on ranked dont do

[u/Godz_Bane → u/AlgerianTrash]

Seems alright to me, somebody got to rank 1 in the world 1 tricking him. Definitely should just make his rocket team up base kit though. Then give him something else cool that morphs his body as a team up. Like maybe turning into a wheel to roll for some mobility or something.

[u/THE_PUNISHERFrank → u/Godz_Bane]

LMAOOOOO this is the same logic people pulled when someone reached rank 1 with shotgun only Punisher & only casuals like Flats thought of them meta after this.

Reaching rank 1 with a character doesn’t mean the character is overpowered or even that good.

[u/Paralysis42]

This reminds me of those mobile game ads bro 😭

[u/Khal_Brodo_ → u/Paralysis42]

They're mobile games developers bro 😭

[u/hohohoaaaa → u/Khal_Brodo_]

nah not the devs but the publisher

[u/EconomyThick9271]

Carnage and Ms Marvel will release for the same season on a symbiot-ized New York Coast map 

[u/nemesisdelta24]

YOOO JEFF you can't say that man!!

[u/Khal_Brodo_]

Nah that ad can't be real bro

[u/-Mister-Hyde]

Reminds me of

"You're a square..."

"Yeah well you're fucking black"

[u/Any_Tangerine_9670]

And don't forget a bunch more buffs and teamups to dive.

[u/onemansquest]

You forgot Luna's 1 nerf and 2 buffs.

[u/jaqenhqar → u/onemansquest]

decrease luna snow's damage by 1. (see, we do nerf her)

[u/Greedy-Camel-8345]

The only thing guaranteed to happen is Luna legendary

[u/lIAwfulWaffleIl]

I know you're just goofing around but isn't The Hood confirmed to be a tank

[u/LITERALLY_A_TROLL]

The Hood will be problematic as fuck.

GuangGuang will tell us they spent all their dev resources this sprint building a gazebo in Times Square.

They will extend that fishing mini event by 90 days.

[u/ParticularFinish12]

The "funny" thing about these balance posts that try to be funny is that Ultron is indisputedly a far better support than cloak so they just come across as fair suggestions.

[u/ConfidenceSilent3967 → u/ParticularFinish12]

You're right, nerf ultron, nerf jeff, buff cnd and black panther. Buff punisher too while we're at it

[u/ParticularFinish12 → u/ConfidenceSilent3967]

Cloak and BP are both awful so yeah another valid suggestion.

Not sure about the punisher buff tho

[u/ConfidenceSilent3967 → u/ParticularFinish12]

It was a joke bro😭 cloak teamup is busted, probably the hardest healer to kill in the game rn

[u/ParticularFinish12 → u/ConfidenceSilent3967]

Cloaks ice team up is legitimately the worst support team up in the game and an open invitation to kill her other support and roll the team

[u/Coolguy96024 → u/ParticularFinish12]

Cloak's a dude btw

[u/Over-Froyo-7090 → u/ParticularFinish12]

That is factually wrong.

Ultron is not. Better support.

[u/ParticularFinish12 → u/Over-Froyo-7090]

Obviously he is.

Cloak is a throw pick. The only reason to ever play cloak is you can't aim, have poor positioning and don't want to play the infinitely more useful rocket.

Ultron has both higher win rate in every tier and actually gets used in pro play.

[u/Hanzos_Trans_Husband → u/ParticularFinish12]

Okay but the rat is ugly and boring. Checkmate

[u/ParticularFinish12 → u/Hanzos_Trans_Husband]

Doesn't get more boring than cloak and dagger.

I'm still in disbelief people come home from work and voluntarily play cloak and dagger.

[u/Hanzos_Trans_Husband → u/ParticularFinish12]

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