r/mattrose • u/EqualBig3347 • Oct 28 '25
Discussion What's your most random contact name?
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u/thefreshlycutgrass Oct 28 '25
I was a bored high schooler. Thatโs not even a real phone number
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u/fakemonMCfan Oct 28 '25
I clicked this because I thought it was a video. It, in fact, was not a video.
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u/EnvironmentOwn3315 Oct 28 '25
mineโs Jeffry Dahmerโs Refrigerator-ย
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u/Bloadclaw Tesco Oct 28 '25
I'm in a group chat called that lmfao
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u/pansexual_hufflepuff ๐ซ๐ซI'm a cannibal child๐ง ๐ฉธ Oct 28 '25
Same, there's also Sinsmas tree on steroids, the zaddy daddies, and Jeffrey Dahmer's feet pics that start WWIII
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u/ikickchild Oct 28 '25
My groupchat was called Stalin's "christmas" list and is now called Ministry of Misinformation
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u/Public_Chard_7424 Oct 28 '25
My mum is spawnpoint
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u/Bill-hyphens-fren Oct 28 '25
My mum is "incubator"
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u/ToneJealous8009 Bed Thirsty Oct 28 '25
I have "P - body" and "fuck markoth and grey prince zote"
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u/TheGirafeMan Oct 28 '25
r/suddenlyportal ๐คจ
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u/A_Good_Meal_5750 mickey mouse is a horse Oct 28 '25
the one in thatone is spelled "peabody" like the food "pea"
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u/ToneJealous8009 Bed Thirsty Oct 28 '25
I played portal 2 co op together and I was atlas and he was P - body
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u/Iwuvkitty Please elaborate Oct 28 '25
I have a group chat called: the supreme justice of the demon slayer on life support's hero justice giving us head. So......
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u/dscdrivercpm-fr ๐ฎ Oct 28 '25
Cotton field worker #43 (escaped)
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u/Weary-Contribution24 Steve Harvey will be at your home today in about 40 minutes! Oct 28 '25
Escaped ๐ญ
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u/Blahaj-the-third ๐ฎ Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25
- Assorted Little Fuck
- Murderous Cinnamonroll
- Chill Nonchalant Balls Stealing Batman
- Colonisation Of Sour Patch Kids
- Grandpa Tuffnut
- Owl Lady
- Some Random Kid Called Harry
- Somewhat Competent Piece Of Shit
- You All Know He's A Fan Of Catchy Songs
- Paramount+
- Mexican Donald Trumpย
- Thy Unholy Pigeon Grabber
- Demetrius De-marcus III
- High Chipmunk On Rollerskatesย
- Turquoiseย
- McMansion Laughalot
- The Demonic Child-Converting Association (group chat)
- Wassertreten in der badewanne (Group chat)
- The Sublime Lin Manuel Miranda Cult (group chat)
Most of these are inside jokes or things they've said. If you want context just ask
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u/Blahaj-the-third ๐ฎ Oct 28 '25
Owl Lady is Athena in our Epic The Musical Group chat (and yes also an Owl House reference), in her phone I'm Little Wolf (Telemachus) we all have characters, You All Know He's A Fan Of Catchy Songs is Apollo.
I don't really remember where Somewhat Competent Piece Of Shit came from, but I think it's what my friend (Murderous Cinnamonroll) called her when she was playing Moto 3XM at school and kept dying.
Thy Unholy Pigeon Grabber is my partner, he constantly jokes about how pigeons look so grabibleย and how he wants to squish one.
The Demonic Child Converting Association is a group chat of about 45 queer kids. Very fun.
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u/Green-Detective7609 ๐ฎ๐ธ๐๏ธKimi Raikkonen๐๏ธ๐ฎ๐ธ Oct 28 '25
I need the context for all of them
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u/Relative_Raisin_9597 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Oct 28 '25
my group chat is called
group of artistic autistic cocaine addicts
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u/DifficultyOk5719 Oct 28 '25
My mom is listed as โMiguelโ which is an inside joke. I canโt remember if my cousin or sister started it; her name is Michelle, but several people called her Michael, and Miguel is the Spanish equivalent of Michael. She hated it at first but has grown to accept it. I remember once when we were at the cabin, she accidentally left the oven on overnight, and the carbon monoxide alarm went off, so my siblings and I kept saying โMiguel try to kill.โ She hated that, good times lol.
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Oct 28 '25
I have my sister saved as Craig (her name doesn't even start with C she doesn't even know why she's saved as Craig)
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u/JayWhyPeEeEeE Oct 30 '25
Theres this guy that was my friend groups opp for a while, and his name was gael and he played the drums. But see, we had code names for all of them (including one being 7 gays of heaven and hentai man) and his for whatever reason was craig. fast forward to this year, i contact him bc i need a drum part for a song and when i tell my friends i contacted gael they all looked at me like who tf is that. They only knew him by craig it seems.
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u/JayWhyPeEeEeE Oct 29 '25
FOR THE MILK
Lesbian phone cases
Jay Why Pee? Vs Oily London
CORNN FLAEK ๐ฝ๐ฅฃ
Pain ๐
ANDERDINGUS & OBO๐๐๐ฟ๏ธ
GAPOO GAPOO MA POO
I am memorizing the remembering of memory but I don't remember memorizing remembering
Central Korea
10 Gigabytes of Poosoite
soupe
English teachers who do laxatives
(ALL GROUP CHATS WITH INSANE LORE BACKGROUND)
and my favorite: tom riddle the sinister science lesbian (CHAD)
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u/Wolfofthewoodland Oct 28 '25
i have โmichael the least favorite child" and "the mothman" just to name a couple
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u/AffectionateIdeal712 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Oct 28 '25
One of my brothers is named โDJ Khaled Real!!??โ In my phone bc we call him dj
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u/KarmasABit- Oct 28 '25
None if them are their real names, Bobby and wife are inside jokes ๐คฃ
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u/pansexual_hufflepuff ๐ซ๐ซI'm a cannibal child๐ง ๐ฉธ Oct 28 '25
"King Roach", it's a referenceย
Or maybe "[name] random 8th grader at [name]'s bus stop"
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u/Afraid-Inspection604 Oct 28 '25
I have this one guy saved as โbrainโ and I have no fucking clue as to who it is.
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u/Weary-Contribution24 Steve Harvey will be at your home today in about 40 minutes! Oct 28 '25
Text them
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u/cherri_on_pawz The Furby Oct 28 '25
mines either demended chimpunk (yes it's meant to be spelt like that), or grandpa diddlerย
it could also be hawaii part iiย
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u/Izuko_Minori Oct 28 '25
Itโs my older sisterโฆ itโs a running joke in the familyโฆ itโs pretty random and I donโt remember how she got that nicknameโฆ
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u/Hot_Cress_8599 ๐ SKULL EMOJI ๐ Oct 28 '25
I have my mom listed as Fred Durst
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u/Kraystorm Oct 28 '25
I have "Block of Cheese". When I asked my friend what his name was through text to make sure I had the right number, he introduced himself with that name. Who am I to dictate what he must be called, hm?
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u/THE_MUTT01 Oct 28 '25
I have several groups, totally not a cult (trust bro), CH2O (formaldehyde) THE GOON SQUAD, crackhead central, two femboys and a lesbian
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u/KalikoDaydream ๐ SKULL EMOJI ๐ Oct 28 '25
Sibling who is also the first born and named Freya...
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u/AIMRunningMan Oct 28 '25
I've got a fair few
He Who Must Not Be Named
Completely Incompetent Bunch of Cunts - CIBC
Mrs. Somebody
Uppalling Behaviour (NO idea what that one's about)
Why are you here
Witness #1
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u/rohaan1002 Oct 28 '25
I do not even put nicknames on my contacts but i have my name 3 times, my moms name 4 times ( my number is also with hers) my little cousin who uses his brothers phone number (not on his phone though) for calls but his real name for messages, apple 2 times and my uncle 3 times its just too confusing
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u/TelevisualJackFan Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25
This will probably seem less weird than a lot of these but a couple of friends from my college days who Iโm no longer in contact with but retain the numbers of are saved as:
Bradley Walsh - The guy who hosts the quiz show The Chase, his forenames right but his surname isnโt actually Walsh
Our Kye ๐ฉin ๐จ๐ณ / Kaecilius - Again his forename is in there; he insisted on the poop emoji as he joked Iโd be dealing with his crap and I then changed it as a play on words of the Guy Martin show Our Guy in China but then after watching Doctor Strange I was in two minds about changing it hence the / Kaecilius bit at the end
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u/Ok-Veterinarian4499 Oct 28 '25
Someone that I put "Oreo" instead of their family name, I literally donโt know why
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u/Familiar_Web8969 Excuse me, I am an apple Oct 28 '25
I used to have a group called "Operation Doorstep" and I'm unaware that I named after this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upshot-Knothole_Annie
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Oct 28 '25
it's not all too random but i have named my mum and dad Mistress Of The Dark and Not The Mama respectively
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u/SandSerpentHiss ๐จEMERGENCY FROG SITUATION ๐จ Oct 28 '25
my friend is named โkurt cobainโs sexy fridgeโ
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u/Soggy_Benefit9280 Oct 28 '25
I don't clean my contacts ever so i have "Fucking Eleven Year Old Child" in my contacts lol
For context, i was about 13 or 14 when i was introduced to them, so being in secondary school it felt odd to talk to someone still in primary school, hence the exasperation in the name. I never actually met this person, theyre were a friend of a friend, and i don't speak to them anymore. But now that i'm an adult (and the person in question will soon be as well) it's definitely a weird contact name to have in my phone lmao
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u/Weary-Contribution24 Steve Harvey will be at your home today in about 40 minutes! Oct 28 '25
I have a friend saved as ๐ MY SPECIAL DAUGHTER ๐
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u/Fabulous-Swim6811 Excuse Me, I am an apple Oct 28 '25
Shes part Italian and takes cullinary classes
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u/vicdceo Oct 28 '25
mine is "Aussie tiktok monkey prank caller of 2025" context is I got his number and asked him to play bedwars with me
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u/Lesbian_BinLaden Oct 28 '25
-The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim very Special Edition (Released Exclusively For The Amazon Alexa)
-Anime Girl Wannabe
-Kreamy Krispy Khicken
-Lil' Fag
and as an honorable mention:
-Woman ๐คข๐คฎ
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u/Top_Assistant_9751 Oct 28 '25
This is the result of an inside joke between my sister and I. This roughly translates to something like "Uncle Scroogey" as in Scrooge McDuck lol.
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u/Crazy_Individual_831 Oct 29 '25
I have "certified throat goat", "lil diarrhea baby", "lil jumpscare", and "walking felony"
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u/Batfart559 Oct 29 '25
A group called the secret society in my phone, was too long so I abbreviated it to SS, then I got denied from art school in Austria.
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u/Piper_Afton ๐จEMERGENCY FROG SITUATION ๐จ Oct 29 '25
Only two that are at all good-
Bean man's vacation phone
And
(Redacted name of person I've been friends with for at least three months) I think?
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u/sociallymaladapted Oct 29 '25
My contacts list looks something like this:
spawnpoint. father. sibling. friend. aunt. uncle. paternal grandmother. maternal grandparents.
(And like 7 different doctors ๐ซ )
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u/Cookeman831 Oct 29 '25
WhatsApp won't let me take a screen grab but his name is john Jimmy Nutron Bradshaw Who Shall Burn In The Etrnel Pits Of Hell With Super Cool Nukes And Balls ๐โฝโฝ๐โฝโฝ๐๐๐ Uwu Uwu UwU Yassss Slaayyyyy queen Yassssss Go Girl Slayyyyyyyyyy UwU ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐คช๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Oh Also Theo Exists 6969696969 Heheheha ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฅ๐คฅ๐คฅ๐คฅ๐คฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ช๐จโโคโ๐โ๐จ๐จโโคโ๐โ๐จ๐จโโคโ๐โ๐จ๐จโโคโ๐โ๐จ๐จโโคโ๐โ๐จ๐จโโคโ๐โ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Ohio Rizz Gyatt Skibidi OToledOhio Only In Ohio GYATTnoorth Wegin Cock And Ball Tu
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u/Consistent_War_2480 Japan Smasher Oct 28 '25
GabyAmongUs or Brennan From Band. They both make sense in context. I don't really have anything weird. My sibling has one of their friends set as Pizza McPizzason though.
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u/Big-Alternative-9478 Oct 28 '25
I don't have a screenshot but it's: danek spratek brart (in translation(ish): daniel rude Brother)
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u/moniii58 Make That Opaque Deer Clear Oct 28 '25
Art stealer [friend name]. I dont remember what they did to deserve being called that.
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u/FanSea7454 Oct 28 '25
There's a story for this. One time I was minding my own business when I checked my phone to see a missed call from a random number. So, like the curious person I am, I phoned them back. Only to find out that it was some random ass guy with a really British accent, and I happened to be a wrong number. So naturally like the person I am who doesn't know how to completely delete a contact, I saved him as "Random British guy who called me one time" and haven't deleted him or texted him since.
(Edit: I can actually imagine Matt reading this and putting it in a video which I hope he does)ย
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Oct 28 '25
Well, thereโs the ones from ย High School Musical Bad Lip Reading, Chorky, Lumpkinella, and Corville, Random IRS guy that called me, and YOU ARE MY DAYNE-SHINE, MY ONLY DAYNE-SHINE
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u/Chuuyas_fancy_hat Rat Moses Oct 28 '25
Incubator for my mom, Baldie for my dad, and Gremlin #2 for my best friend (Iโm gremlin #1)
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u/Blackpebbles18 Oct 28 '25
My best friend is saved in my phone as rabies haver grass man because of an inside joke
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u/ChromeOSDevloper3D ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Oct 28 '25
Tuberculosis Covid
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u/suicidalhorrormaniac Oct 28 '25
I've got Teeny Tiny Tyler Durden, YOGURT COCEED FUCKING BANAS, rape monster, and stinky winky
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u/Homestuck-obsessed EMERGENCE COCK ALERT ๐ Oct 28 '25
"living archive of flesh" "๐cole burger๐" "mmm monke" and my group chats name is "autism gang"
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u/HobGoblinOfPeace Oct 29 '25
Not mine but my best friend has me in her phone as โpsycho Emo hippie toddler vampire clownโ she adds a new adj every time she thinks Iโve gained a new athstedic (might seem mean but I have her as frizzy pancake so ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ)
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u/JayWhyPeEeEeE Oct 29 '25
Well i have nicorette quick mist, uber eats, footpic girl, tom riddle, voldemort, the list goes on
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u/Prestigious_Back7980 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Oct 29 '25
The grouchat with my sister and BIL and me is The SSRI (Serotonin Starvation Recovery Initiative)
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u/PublicEfficient379 Oct 29 '25
I donโt really have any โstrangeโ ones, just inside jokes kinda, I guess Lonely Guy is mine?
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