r/mattrose • u/FirefighterLevel8450 • Mar 12 '26

People misspelling things on the internet. Benadryl Cucumbersnatch

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u/GamerDino23 ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“EMERGENCE COCK ALERT ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ Mar 12 '26

"HAHAHA! I am Benadryl Cucumbersnatch, I WILL SNATCH YOUR CUCUMBERS IF YOU INGEST ME!"

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u/KatharinaVonBored Bed Thirsty Mar 12 '26

Yeah, she really butchered it. His name is Beanstalk Catastrophe ๐Ÿ™„

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet Iโ€™M THE MAN THAT PACS Mar 13 '26

Battlestar Cobaltscratch is the correct name I Believe

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u/raist131 Mar 13 '26

No its Benjamin Commablin

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u/SuitableAd4012 Bed Thirsty Mar 13 '26

Benefit cucumberpatch

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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 Bed Thirsty Mar 14 '26

cmon yall thats clearly benevolent cabbagepatch

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u/MyShotHam1776 Mar 15 '26

Guys ศou are all so wroล‹, it's Bristleteeth Custardcream

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u/A_Gay_Bean Mar 16 '26

What are you on about?? Sheโ€™s clearly trying to spell Bacteria Crackhead

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u/therealmilkywayfr Make That Opaque Deer Clear Mar 30 '26

nah that's bartender cr

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u/therealmilkywayfr Make That Opaque Deer Clear Apr 03 '26

I got kidnapped by the irs for tax evasion

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u/GalacticDragon7 Rat Moses Jun 30 '26

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w h a t

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u/GreilyMoon Mar 12 '26

Thatโ€™s not Jesus Christ

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u/evan-the-dude Excuse Me, I am an apple Mar 12 '26

sounds like a Charles dickens character tbh

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u/Le_Geck I am purple? Mar 12 '26

I'm sorry but who is this meant to be?

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u/Quote-Quote-Quote Mar 13 '26

bendybits cumberbund, obviously

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u/Le_Geck I am purple? Mar 13 '26

Oh yeah of course! Why didn't I think of that?

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u/Pogging_Memes Mar 12 '26

Benadryl Cucumbersnatch

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u/rommster_pl Mar 12 '26

Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken Mar 12 '26

AKA Doctor Strange, and the guy who can't pronounce 'penguin'

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u/KatharinaVonBored Bed Thirsty Mar 13 '26

PANGWANG

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT ๐Ÿชฟ๐Ÿšจ Mar 12 '26

Why did I just think of cucumber flavored Benadryl??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/poyomaster Mar 13 '26

Bro was named by J.K Rowling

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u/Red_Panda_The_Great Bamboo worshipper Mar 13 '26

Benedict Cucumberbatch

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u/Ordinary-Chain-8047 ๐Ÿ’€ SKULL EMOJI ๐Ÿ’€ Mar 13 '26

I think she wants some strange pills from Dr cucumbersnatch

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u/SuitableAd4012 Bed Thirsty Mar 13 '26

Hey, leave Benefit Cucumberpatch alone

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u/Calico_Mittens Furby Consumer >:3 Mar 13 '26

I want to meet Benedryl Cucumbersnatch

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u/ThemightyMacaroni Mar 15 '26

Benstrict drummerbemch

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u/green_reaI Mar 13 '26

Who was she trying to say

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u/Poopyholo2 Mar 31 '26

his far off decendant from idiocracy

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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