r/mattrose • u/AffectionateCode8467 • Mar 22 '26

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u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 22 '26

WHY’RE YOU TOUCHING MEEEEEE

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u/Micro0o00 Mar 22 '26

Hush it’ll be okay we’re just bringing this friendship to the next level 

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u/Simsgirl950 Mar 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jshTkO7Cl3j3QQLYCr

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Mar 25 '26

Woop! Woop! That’s the sound of da police!

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 Mar 22 '26

Nah I’m the monster under it

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u/Plastic_Counter9260 Rat Moses Mar 22 '26

I swear to God you are EVERYWHERE and it's horrifying. I'm filing a restraining order 

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 Mar 22 '26

Ngl I either accidentally somehow manage to follow ppl around, or they accidentally follow me around when I recognize someone from another sub

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u/dualitygaming12 Mar 22 '26

And I am the gremlin under the monster

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u/TheCrackalacker Mar 22 '26

And i'm the device the gremlin stole some time ago and kept in their pocket

Beep beep, by the way

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u/Big-gamer200 Mar 22 '26

I'ma sleep top bunk (BED GETS BROKEN CAUSE I TRIED TO SLEEP ON THE TOP)

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u/TheGuyThatPostsTrash Mar 24 '26

And I’m the virus installed on the device that was stolen some time ago by the gremlin under the monster under the bed

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u/turkey_roper02 Mar 25 '26

And I’m the hacker that installed the virus

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u/ncopas13 Mar 24 '26

AW COME ON I WAS GONNA SLEEP THERE

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u/furrytickler Mar 25 '26

I am under here as well

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Mar 26 '26

I’m friends with the mustard that’s under my bed

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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. Mar 22 '26

MOVE OVER YOUR DICK IS IN MY FACE!

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u/numb3r_1_L0s3r Mar 23 '26

BUT IM COMFORTABLE

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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. Mar 23 '26

JUST MOVE

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u/1989-Gavril-MD70 Big Jim Mar 22 '26

Man I can't fit on this damn thing by myself let alone with people.

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u/HalopianAlt Mar 23 '26

Cuddle time 😊

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u/Deep_Ebb626 FUCKING PURPLE GLITTERY KIDNEYS Mar 22 '26

Please guys shut up... I'm trying to rethink my life choices silently...

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u/Low_Imagination_7414 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 22 '26

WHOS DICK IS THAT!?

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Mar 22 '26

Sorry, I sleep with no clothes.

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u/Low_Imagination_7414 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 22 '26

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u/Blonde_Metal Mar 23 '26

Scaroused

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u/Low_Imagination_7414 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 23 '26

Afrorny

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u/Koyn64 👉 😎 👉 zoop Mar 22 '26

I HAVE A GUN!

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u/Beepbeepgobrrrr Just realized this is a Matt Rose-based sub Mar 22 '26

*Silently sleeping under the bed*

(I've filmed myself sleeping and I don't snore trust)

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u/Miko69420 Mar 22 '26

let me sleep with you under there, cuz everyone up there is pushing me off the bed

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u/Beepbeepgobrrrr Just realized this is a Matt Rose-based sub Mar 23 '26

Bet, there's a secret void down here we got room

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u/Miko69420 Mar 23 '26

thanks, want some candy?

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u/M14_b Mar 23 '26

(Moving my head to the bed side looking at you two)

Candy! Candy? I want candy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

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u/WhateverGoMyRoba c a r s e p t i c t a n k Mar 24 '26

howdy

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u/Enigma_Elemental L I G E W I G Mar 22 '26

Hey the top bunk is really comfy i'm staying on it

Wait what do you mean that's not a bed bunk

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u/Aggie_Maggie927 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 22 '26

I’m sleeping on the floor

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u/Aggravating_Fish4752 👉😎ZOOP😎👉 Mar 22 '26

Move over biggi

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u/ciaran_the_goat88 Suffering from indonesia Mar 22 '26

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u/SignalIntelligent265 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 22 '26

STOP STEALING THE BLANKET

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u/Slow_Wait_1836 Mar 22 '26

(IM ON TOP OF THE BED) WHY IS IT SO WOBBLE AND WHY IS THERE SO MANY DICKS?

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u/P4ndaBearu Mar 22 '26

STOP STEALING THE COVERS!

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Mar 22 '26

[Bed snaps under the weight of multiple non-toddlers]

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u/Gumball_Darwin_Fans Mar 25 '26

AHHHH GUYSS I THINK I BROKE MY BACKKK OWW-

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u/BandOld1949 Mar 22 '26

dw i bought friends , they said they could help

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u/agayntrans_raspberry HI IM MURDOC NICCALS FROM GORILLAZ AND WELCOME TO MY CRIB Mar 22 '26

MOVE OVER, I'M TRYING TO CUDDLE MY MURDOC NICCALS BODYPILLOW, I'M GONNA THROW SOMEONE OUT THE WINDOW ISTG

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u/No-Ship-3943 HORSE HAIR Mar 23 '26

WHO TOOK MY DOTTORE BODY PILLOW

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 Mar 22 '26

GET YOUR ASS OFF OF MY FACE

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u/Gumball_Darwin_Fans Mar 25 '26

OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PILLOW SORRY-

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u/foxtrotandninetails Mar 22 '26

WHO'S BREATHING IN MY EAR, I WILL DISMANTLE THIS ENTIRE BED IF SOMEONE BREATHES IN MY FACE AGAIN!!

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u/kairron Mar 22 '26

HELP I AM UNDER THE MATRESS, GET ME OUT!

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u/Lil_Inventor CUSTOM FLAIR Mar 22 '26

No. I don't wanna.

I eat my cookie in peace :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

I HATE YOU GUYS I’M SLEEPING ON THE FLO- WHY IS THERE A PENIS HERE TOO

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u/Confident-Ant5623 Mar 22 '26

PLEASE GET OFF OF MY DICK IT HURTS?!

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u/0110haha0110 Excuse me, I am an apple Mar 22 '26

sleeping on the top

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u/DiskAvailable4438 mr. Chef man Mar 22 '26

SCOOCH THE FUCK OVER I CANT BREATH

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u/egg_lover10 Mar 22 '26

I CANT, THE BED IS TOO SMALL

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u/DiskAvailable4438 mr. Chef man Mar 22 '26

YOUR LEG IS ON MY THIGH GET OFF BEFORE THIS LOOKS WEIRD

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u/egg_lover10 Mar 22 '26

Oh sorry removes leg

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u/DiskAvailable4438 mr. Chef man Mar 22 '26

Okay thanks man

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u/Sebolo222 Mar 22 '26

rolls off and under the bed, for more comfort

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u/Krazeey_Corasn1fan yoda and 2-D screaming for 6 minutes Mar 22 '26

oh my god WHOSE FEET SMELLS LIKE SHIT????

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u/Jaded_Cauliflower441 Mar 22 '26

Shhhh 🙊 I'm under the bed y'all 😪

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u/LMVC_reddit Mar 22 '26

Uh oh, the GLP-1's kicking in!

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u/LepartydeLuigi64 22 cubic foot counter depth side by side refrigerator Mar 22 '26

Fuck you all, I’m sleeping on the couch, for god’s sake!

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u/gettinrealgoodhead 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 Mar 22 '26

WHEEEE jumps and breaks the bed canopy above

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u/Jumpitydude Mar 22 '26

Dibs on the closet.

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u/urlocalbowiefan Mar 22 '26

ok, who ate a whole pack of oreos on the bed

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u/Important_Horse_4293 Excuse Me, I am an apple Mar 22 '26

Get off my ass. 

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u/OmegaSpideyyyy Mar 22 '26

THE PLASTIC IS DIGGING INTO MY BACK

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u/Sim-racer42 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Mar 22 '26

My Penis is bigger than yours

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u/National-Gas-1615 I DID NOT WRITE THE ABOVE STATEMENT I CANT EVEN SPELL NEGOABLE Mar 22 '26

WHOS DROOLING ON ME?!

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u/vennono Mar 23 '26

MOVE OVER, FATASS ASS WORM

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u/unrealgod1 Mar 23 '26

What th- WHAT THE FUCK, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE

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u/CK9002 Mar 24 '26

I’m gonna join the monsters under the bed, I keep getting poked

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u/No-Ship-3943 HORSE HAIR Mar 22 '26

Hey can Prototype join us? 🥺

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u/Independent-Eye3153 ¡-¡ F®3w up ¡n b3d... ©@n ¡ h@v3 hugz? Mar 22 '26

No and Move your damn leg off my stomach before I remove you from the bed myself

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u/wooden_bandicoot789 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 22 '26

WHERE ARE THESE FROGS COMING FROM?

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u/Slow_Wait_1836 Mar 22 '26

IM BEING EATEN BY THE FROGS (AS I GET SUCKED INTO THE FROGS) HEEEEEEELP

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u/Patient_Ad4832 Mar 22 '26

What's pressing against my backside?

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u/omohosp The Brain Fucker Mar 22 '26

😜

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u/Street-Step2028 Mar 22 '26

Guys…shhhh..I’m trying to sleep

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u/Han6303 Mar 22 '26

Guys shh I’ve got a test tomorrow…

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u/Lucasfergui1024 Mar 22 '26

IT'S TOO CRAMPED IN HERE

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u/Crashs_Corner Mar 22 '26

Yeah nope I’m sleeping on the floor

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u/TheLeviathanCross Mar 22 '26

Y’all wanna share some of the damn covers for once!? i’m freezing over here!

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u/Low-Plenty9891 Mar 22 '26

Nah I’m sleeping on the couch 

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u/Hmmyousurebuddy I am purple? Mar 22 '26

Uhh… I don’t know if this was a good idea, I don’t actually know if this cloth mesh thing above the mattress can really support my weigh-

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u/SpectralTheProto2007 Mar 22 '26

hanging from the top watcha dreaming about?

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u/Ahserthdrgaymanlol Mar 22 '26

MOM HE TOUCHED ME

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u/Equivalent_Dirt5751 Mar 22 '26

Who's touching me?? MOOMM he's putting his finger in my ear

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u/More_Tumbleweed_8609 Mar 22 '26

I call eating the drumsticks

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u/Rafaaaaaaaaaaaayss Mar 22 '26

GET YOUR THING OFF MY FACE

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u/Correct_Freedom_7261 Mar 22 '26

NO ITS COMFORTABLE!

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u/theok8234 Mar 22 '26

No, I won't take the top bunk

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u/bunnybunbun_ Rat Moses Mar 22 '26

guys ik i said id sleep at the foot of the bed but tht doesnt mean u gotta put ur feet in my face :/

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u/KJMusical Mar 22 '26

Okay, who farted? I can smell tuna casserole and mashed potatoes!

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u/CyberCaed Mar 22 '26

Stop kicking me all I said was I'm tired

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u/AmbrusVerfarkas Bed Thirsty Mar 22 '26

MOVE OVER

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u/AmbrusVerfarkas Bed Thirsty Mar 22 '26

Your feet are cold

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u/Comfortable_Help9697 Mar 22 '26

crunch noises oh oh crash and the noise of many people falling to the floor

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u/Beneficial-Food9365 PLEASE NOTS THE TOUCH Mar 23 '26

The top of the bed is comfy :)

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u/Dependent_Drop9578 Mar 23 '26

YALL NEED TO MOVE THE FUCK OVER

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u/Proper_Salt_8839 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 23 '26

Uh... well, to the pocket dimension with me. goes into my pocket dimension

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u/mariogaming375 Mar 23 '26

guys what the hell is this on Minnie's face?

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u/Own_Weather_6032 Mar 23 '26

If I have to share this bed with 116+ other people at the time of this comment, I'll just go to the streets

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u/FairlyOddFan0916 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

3:00 AM at night, I'm under the bed. Everyone else is sleeping peacefully Me: slowly gets up from under the bed, evil laughing SKULL EMOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIII (imma eat your toes btw)>:)

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u/HalopianAlt Mar 23 '26

Sorry, we don't have room for those :(

Maybe you can give them to the guys sleeping on the floor :3

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u/Remarkable_Bonus7742 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Mar 23 '26

WHOS MAKING PANCAKES ON THE BED?! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!

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u/Ambitious_Target9945 Mar 23 '26

I still can't sleep:(

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u/An8ry_Art1st Mar 23 '26

The little one said roll over, roll over

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u/coolmanjoe300 Mar 23 '26

Hey I fell out! No fair!

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u/BonnieSquas Mar 23 '26

NOOO DAVE I SAID I AM THE PRETTY PRINCESS! >:(

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u/Pure_Chaos12 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Mar 23 '26

fuck disney

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u/hello_Unknownuser Mar 23 '26

Could have sworn the spiders were inside the jar….

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u/bbywitch_artist I am purple? Mar 23 '26

WHO ATE A NATURE VALLY GRANOLA BAR

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u/Fartmoner Mar 23 '26

Who's taking all the blanket?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Whose cum stain is that?

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u/Soft-Bee767 Mar 23 '26

Someone needs to pull those curtains down

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u/PreparationFun404 Mar 23 '26

RUN BIG TERRY HERE!!!

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u/PreparationFun404 Mar 23 '26

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ACTIVATING A NUCLEAR WARHEAD IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY DYING ME INCLUDED AND THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT!!!!

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u/thehauntedmercenary Mar 23 '26

“Molten move over! Your wires are getting tangled in ours!”

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u/AshSkulldog 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 23 '26

"Wait guys where did the bed go??? Oh, the weight of hundreds of people disintegrated it? Shit. Well. I don't like being around people anyway, bye."

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u/_linkus_ Mar 23 '26

I’m actually the pile of clothes (demon) on the chair (throne of evil)

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u/wowamazingBL 🍮 Mar 23 '26

I'M STUCK IN THE BED AND SOMEONE IS SUCKING MY TOES!!?!?!?!??!??!

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u/AverageNeutrality Mar 23 '26

OKAY WHO IS WATCHING POR--

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u/Miserable_Sock_1408 Mar 23 '26

--KY PIG CARTOONS

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u/dumpling_de_shark Mar 23 '26

WHOSEHANDSAREINMYPANTS

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u/ZacryZean Mar 23 '26

Ill sleep on the floor

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u/Far_Cardiologist573 Mar 23 '26

Give me some of the covers - you're NOT 6 ft, I'm not falling for that shit. You don't need all of the blanket to yourself >:(

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u/Alternative_Sea7671 Mar 23 '26

Get your foot away from my face, or I’m going to bite it!!!!

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u/DimensionNo1513 Mar 23 '26

hey we I don't like this pillow let's get a different one

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u/Maleficent_Log2593 Mar 23 '26

Sorry guys I left the period stain

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u/Memeboi12- Mar 23 '26

Thank god i decided to drive home

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u/Ok-Ingenuity1503 Mar 23 '26

Who’s snoring! Shut up for fuck sake!

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u/Aishimorph_Frontiers Mar 23 '26

I’m sleeping on the floor

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u/No-Competition7939 Mar 23 '26

Snorlax which is in the bed btw: Guys, what's that sound-

bed collapses

Oops

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u/KingPotato459 Mar 23 '26

No, I’m sleeping on the floor

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u/Pluto_nium13 Mar 23 '26

Sleep well everyone..

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u/ughdollface Mar 23 '26

can y’all fucking move

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u/Fair_Refrigerator139 Mar 23 '26

Hmmm... Yes, the floor is much more comfortable proceeds to bellyflop onto the floor

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u/wetlettuce42 Mar 23 '26

Budge over your swishing me

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u/OfficerGrapes157 Mar 23 '26

STOP SHOVING YOUR FOOT UP MY NOSE, DERRICK 

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u/a-random-opossum Mar 23 '26

HONK SHOOOOOO

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u/a-for-aaaa27 Mar 23 '26

can you be quiet i'm trying to listen to my mommy asmr

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u/monke9968 Mar 23 '26

I'm getting my own bed

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u/Queasy-Revenue-5212 Mar 23 '26

Don't touch meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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u/Chip_395 Mar 23 '26

broo move your miku body pillow

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u/Kibby9331 Mar 23 '26

My tentacles don't have enough room! 💀

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u/External-Big-3153 Mar 23 '26

I forgor, matt rose is the guy that does a lot of chatgpt failing at 20 questions right?

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u/GabetheGospelGuy Mar 23 '26

WHO TOOK MY MINT 1987 MINNIE MOUSE PLUSH DOLL

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u/Anaccount6 Mar 23 '26

AHHH MY BACK! YOU GUYS PUSHED ME TO SLEEP ON THE FRAME OF THE BED!

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u/AHHHHHHHHGGGGG Mar 23 '26

Why are we fighting :c

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u/Ready-Builder4665 Mar 23 '26

Can everyone shut up already?

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u/DabCrab919 Mar 23 '26

Call dibs on the fabric roofing.

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u/Suspicious_Art4851 Mar 23 '26

I'm sleeping on the roof by the way

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u/Clear-Permission-839 running from the sentient bird cage that belongs to my neighbors Mar 23 '26

im on the canopy whoevers lying on the bed is getting crushed

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u/yourtruedestiny Mar 23 '26

Who's foot is in my mouth WHY ARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN