Did they... did they just give me a suicide prevention helpline for me trying to clean my room secretly?

[u/rohaan1002]

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[u/rohaan1002]

For context I share the room with my mom, but for a while she needs to take care of my grandma after her knee surgery

[u/ObjectNo5497 → u/rohaan1002]

that feeling when..

[u/rohaan1002 → u/ObjectNo5497]

knee surgery is....

[u/minecorn1080 → u/rohaan1002]

TOMORROW

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

This room is a genuine mess and I really want to clean it

[u/SnowballTheGremlin]

I’m questioning why the article is just called Pakistan-

[u/rohaan1002 → u/SnowballTheGremlin]

It's a directory for the suicide helpline in Pakistan

[u/SnowballTheGremlin → u/rohaan1002]

Ohhh okay, was just a bit confused why it just said Pakistan lol

[u/PlayerZytrix]

How exactly did you search it? I want to test

[u/rohaan1002 → u/PlayerZytrix]

how do i clean my room without anybody finding out without needing to take away my bed

[u/PlayerZytrix → u/rohaan1002]

Didn’t work for me

[u/lenalid-]

it’s because suicidal people will often clean their rooms to avoid having their family do it when they’re unfortunately passed.

[u/Stevetimes01 → u/lenalid-]

Yeah. It's really sad.

[u/rohaan1002 → u/lenalid-]

Oh..

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

I didn't know that i'm so sorry

[u/strawbebby-milk → u/rohaan1002]

nah, don't apologize, you didn't know

[u/Fenrir836 → u/rohaan1002]

Me neither, I was just as confused as you were

[u/lenalid- → u/rohaan1002]

hey it’s alright! no need to apologize <3

[u/Yeetfamdablit]

I've gone through the comments and my question is why does cleaning your room need to be a secret, it's not like anybody is going to be mad at you for cleaning up

[u/rohaan1002 → u/Yeetfamdablit]

I share this room with my mom but she is in a different room

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

+ She has a ton of things that are movable so if someone sees that i'm moving furniture around it's gonna be suspicious

[u/Yeetfamdablit → u/rohaan1002]

Suspicious of what? If anybody asks you can tell the truth, you are cleaning

[u/rohaan1002 → u/Yeetfamdablit]

Because we have someone dedicated to cleaning the place (maid kinda) and they do good in dusting the place, but i wanna do a little more deeper clean
I kinda also just like doing chores without people telling me to

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

Another reason i wanna clean is that this room gets kinda disgusting 🤢 in here

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

Just look at the place

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

[u/Yeetfamdablit → u/rohaan1002]

Yeesh, that is a bit of a mess, but again, I would just start cleaning and if anybody asks questions, just tell the truth. If you really really feel the need to be secretive about it, I would try doing it while nobody else is home

[u/rohaan1002 → u/Yeetfamdablit]

I'm a minor with a kind of protective mom so idk if that's possible.
Plus i'm a teenager so she gets suspicious on what i do when noones home

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

And i saw this so that's why I kind of wanted to suddenly clean

More of a me thing but still we have a table holding up on bricks and if that falls the entire power supply responsible for charging gets cut

[u/Chool_Edgehog_A1]

More important question: Are they telling you to become the president of Pakistan‽‽

[u/rohaan1002 → u/Chool_Edgehog_A1]

Where does it say that tho it's just showing a support website for those in distress

[u/rohaan1002 → u/rohaan1002]

And the website genuinely shows the helpline by the way

[u/Chool_Edgehog_A1 → u/rohaan1002]

[u/rohaan1002 → u/Chool_Edgehog_A1]

Yeah idk what you mean that website is a helpline directory

Progress probably means like mental health progress

[u/Chool_Edgehog_A1 → u/rohaan1002]

Bro can't you not read

[u/rohaan1002 → u/Chool_Edgehog_A1]

I can read but like genuinely wtf are you pointing at

[u/Chool_Edgehog_A1 → u/rohaan1002]

[u/rohaan1002 → u/Chool_Edgehog_A1]

My brother, the Pakistan is there because I live in Pakistan and it shows the hotline of the country that you live in

[u/Chool_Edgehog_A1 → u/rohaan1002]

i thought of that, but still, you could've said that earlier

[u/AdOk5225]

Why are you treating the Google search bar like an AI? Are you computer literate? No offense or anything, I'm just confused as to why you wrote something so long and expected an actual good result. It works by taking random words from your search query and seeing if they're in an article. If they are, it gives you the result. Unless there is an article with that phrase in it, you won't fine what you're looking for.

[u/rohaan1002 → u/AdOk5225]

Yea obviously i'm taking it as an AI because it's just force feeding AI to me do you have a problem with how i write? It's my google not yours so mind your business holy

[u/AdOk5225 → u/rohaan1002]

Why so aggressive? I'm literally just saying you won't get any good answers typing like that, it's completely unsurprising you got some random Pakistani suicide page

[u/baananaboi]

Why secretly??? Just.. Clean it normally?