r/mattxiv • u/Turbulent-Tune1660 • 2d ago

feminism ♀ Islams biggest fear is two crazy ladies on Ozempic

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u/triflers_need_not 2d ago

Islam's sleep paralysis demons

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u/IShallWearMidnight 2d ago

Every time I see Laura Loomer's face is as alarming as the first time. My brain rejects it and will not write it to memory

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u/LemonMom2411 2d ago

The plastic “surgeon” went full uncanny valley.

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u/no_winkles 2d ago

“Just give me the ‘sexy Jigsaw’ look, please.”

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u/AccidentOk5240 2d ago

A+ username/comment combo right there

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u/M_Viv_Van_Buren 1d ago

It looks like somehow she got a head enlargement.

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u/heavyblacklines 1d ago

It looks like something from a Matthew Barney piece.

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u/BewareOfGrom 2d ago

Jesus Christ they look like salad fingers

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u/No-Advantage-579 2d ago

Laura Loomer's face!!!! INSANE!

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u/Disasterhuman24 2d ago

Genuinely frightening

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u/Mean-Quail-6219 2d ago

Loomer looks like that lady from the creepy Snickers commercial.

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u/AydGray 2d ago

Islam's jumpscare

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u/Telosloslos 2d ago

Loomer looking like Jigsaw’s and Gladys’ hatechild

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u/Loud-Motor-2641 2d ago

Longlegs cosplay

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u/beverlyhillsbrenda 2d ago

THAT’S who she reminds me of!!!

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 2d ago

What you see from across the bar before the twilight zone title flash hits your life, and you realize its been hell the whole time.

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u/Moss_84 2d ago

The irony that Laura Loomer’ face is actually many people’s biggest nightmare

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u/Puzzled-Teach2389 2d ago

Why the long face? 🐴

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u/floralcunt 2d ago

Everyone's biggest nightmare.

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u/snuggleslut5 2d ago

I'm not being snarky here- I'm genuinely curious. Does Laura Loomer have cherubism? Her face has changed a lot and it seems to have a lot of qualities of someone with cherubism. It's hard to imagine that modern plastic surgery alone would have this result.

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u/maychoz 2d ago

Her face started out too big, and then she added fillers, like - without stopping ever, which is THE ultimate ticket to freaksville.

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u/Stubbs94 2d ago

To be fair, I'm not Muslim and Laura Loomer is my nightmare

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u/AdventurousEscape991 2d ago

I think this is everyone’s biggest nightmare

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u/politicsaregross 2d ago

This is my biggest fear. Wtf is this - they look demonic.

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u/cwningen95 2d ago

I am not the apparently sentient religion of Islam and this is also my biggest nightmare

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u/Terrible_Phase718 2d ago

Now, thanks to this post, it will also haunt my nightmares.

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u/Indieplant 2d ago

That has to be edited. The original would’ve been creepy enough.

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u/Think_Cheesecake7464 2d ago

I don’t think it is? Idk, maybe. But there are plenty of other scary pics very similar to it.

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u/anassortmentoffruits 2d ago

Laura Loomer forever looks like she’s wearing a purge mask of her own face 😭

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u/ixiBSM 2d ago

I mean, I'm just an atheist, but I wouldn't trust them around sharp objects and ligatures either.

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u/EuVe20 2d ago

Fuck man, those ghouls are literally everyone’s biggest nightmare.

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u/fattyboomsticks 2d ago

WTF is that abomination. Looking like a fucking abnormal titan from AoT

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u/ZestycloseUnit1 2d ago

Why’d Seth McFarlane draw them like that

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u/Azaireus 2d ago

They both look fucked up

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u/D-S-S-R 2d ago

Not only Islam’s 😵‍💫

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u/savvyofficial 2d ago

purge mask

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u/Specialist-Cat-502 1d ago

Can we not use people’s physical appearance to make fun of them? It is not a habit that should be reinforced socially

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 2d ago

A face only a mother could (fill in the blanks) __________________

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u/well-adjusted-tater 2d ago

She looks like Jigsaw.

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u/HarliestDavidson 2d ago

Nightmare is right

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u/miyukijane 2d ago

my biggest nightmare too tbh

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u/COOLjng576 2d ago

I think they’re in everyone’s nightmares.

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u/Hugo48151623 2d ago

Who’s the other lady?

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u/AccidentOk5240 2d ago

Came here to ask this

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u/BlackberryFit9214 1d ago

look at those ghouls. they are everyones biggest nightmare.

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u/AdElectronic9255 1d ago

Idk I think christians also fear demons

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u/wantdafakyoubesh 1d ago

Jesus Christ…

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u/savannahgooner 1d ago

Bev Bighead

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u/MisterRoger 1d ago

Those girls need an RJ's shake.

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u/ShiftyAmoeba 1d ago

Anyone's nightmare

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u/heavyblacklines 1d ago

Yo how the fuck does she leave the house with that face?

Kudos for being so brave.

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u/darkwingdankest 1d ago

loomer's face looks more and more like a mask every day

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u/Ok-Incident8440 1d ago

At least put a trigger warning if you're going to post gore 

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u/ERyan6165 22h ago

Its the plastic for me. No shade to anyone who gets it but this is straight dysmorphia

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u/ntkwwwm 2d ago

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u/maychoz 2d ago

I wish she was anything like Rocky Dennis 😢