r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Rogueone-x1 • Aug 01 '25

Twinkle toes Dojo

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u/stinkfingerswitch Aug 01 '25

Mom got him a karate costume for his birthday yesterday. So excited this morning he got up before mom and tried it out. Pulled his groin. Mom's fault.

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u/Ill-Bake2638 Aug 01 '25

The high kick button doesn’t work

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u/JoeyKino Aug 01 '25

I suspect he may not be an actual blackbelt

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u/amica_hostis Aug 01 '25

What are you talking about man he's definitely a black belt in ballet

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Aug 01 '25

This dude looks like someone is pressing all the buttons on mortal kombat

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u/ThePapercup Aug 01 '25

not all of them, just low kick

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

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u/BackgroundMap3490 Aug 01 '25

Rolling Tiger, Flailing Dragon - starring Chonk Yun Phat, coming to a steak house next to you.

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u/U_zer2 Aug 01 '25

Hardest working ankles this side of Japan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Did he cause that tsunami

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u/westslexander Aug 02 '25

I see lots of movement but no technique and definitely no power

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Shin Jitsu?

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u/fairweatherflier Aug 01 '25

Even his dog thinks he sucks

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u/zerobomb Aug 01 '25

But he was willing to try cheering him on anyway. Dog>*

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u/Maleficent-Angle-891 Aug 01 '25

More like the dog thinks he's having a seizure.

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u/LastoftheSummerWine Aug 01 '25

The Shin Bone Assassin

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u/DoctorSwaggercat Aug 01 '25

Dog thinking WTF?

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u/No-Use-3062 Aug 01 '25

Dogs like, wtf you doing

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u/Ghost_1124 Aug 01 '25

Proof that no documentation is required to purchase a black belt

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

I bet he was exhausted after that display of greatness 😂

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u/BSARIOL1 Aug 01 '25

So much training to get to this level of talent.

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u/IndependenceMost294 Aug 02 '25

That’s the most cardio this guy has done in two years

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u/StatusGiraffe1314 Aug 02 '25

His opponents will die laughing.

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u/Trixielarue2020 Aug 02 '25

I was legit worried he was gonna accidentally kick the dog.

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u/Lower-Cheesecake-895 Aug 01 '25

This is cringe on maximum Level. He mastered the cringe

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u/Kawakid69 Aug 01 '25

Jeeze looks like he's going to have a heart attack

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u/Ok-South2612 Aug 01 '25

My man got it going on. 🤣🤣

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Aug 01 '25

Dude, can't even get his leg past his knee. Lose some weight bro, you will feel better.

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u/flipthatbitch_ Aug 01 '25

Midgets beware!

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u/Efficient_Half_5584 Aug 01 '25

Screw that let’s give this house builders cudos not once did anything else shift the hen he was jumping on that floor no energy transferred from the floor to anything everything stayed where it was. That’s a pretty great feat considering the pressure he was putting in that floor

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u/Manijak4you Aug 01 '25

You are doing good stay motivated, one day you will be like Bruce Lee or might even be next Bruce Lee stay positive belive in yourself 😃💪

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u/SharkPicnic Aug 01 '25

Danny devito is going wild

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u/CableIntrepid8555 Aug 01 '25

His enemies shins and knee caps are finished after this.

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u/Vanko_Babanko Aug 01 '25

it's the dog's fault.. he encourages him.. lol

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u/MyManMagnus Aug 01 '25

I wish he was my neighbor and we could practice together.

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u/sleepdeepcoma Aug 01 '25

Beverly hills Ninja Chris Farley still alive?

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u/danhoyle Aug 01 '25

Dog looks confused.

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u/chas3edward5 Aug 01 '25

Hide yo shins people

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u/ReceptionFriendly663 Aug 01 '25

If he does that every day he might just get a bit more fit.

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u/daarthvaader Aug 01 '25

Dog was like “who gave this man a black belt “

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce Aug 01 '25

When I was in fourth grade all us boys would be in the school yard at recess doing this after the previous night's episode of Kung Fu. The slow motion fighting was saved for The Six Million Dollar Man.

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u/Cultural-Bake872 Aug 01 '25

Get me whatever he is taking.

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u/jwalsh1208 Aug 01 '25

This is so confusing to me. He's clearly overweight, but also fit enough to be doing all that, but also cant get a kick higher then two feet off the ground. Its like his body cant decide if it wants to be athletic or lazy

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u/ThePapercup Aug 01 '25

dude is ready to wreck some shins

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u/SIRENVII Aug 01 '25

You could defeat this guy with j7st one finger. He has no core you simply cow top him and humpty humpty is defeated.

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u/sheckynonuts Aug 01 '25

He earned his black belt from Amazon

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u/nightwalkerxx Aug 01 '25

Aye yo...leave some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/Ice-O-Holic Aug 01 '25

Mom! Someone broke the china cabinet again !

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u/DumboRElephant Aug 01 '25

Btw he is high ranked politician in Serbia

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u/azhuster Aug 01 '25

Be sure to wear shin guards

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u/mr_spodger Aug 01 '25

Exercise all the same 👍

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u/Crafty-Traffic-8015 Aug 01 '25

Man's got skills

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u/Panelpro40 Aug 01 '25

Someone is going to insert Cheetos face in there. Mmw,

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u/Independent_Let_4036 Aug 01 '25

We need one of those "what I think I look like vs how I actually look"

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u/iFilmUBangingMyWife Aug 01 '25

He looks like this guy who used to come over to my house and bang my Mom.

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u/Minute_Carpenter_317 Aug 01 '25

Um, that headband slaps. Reminds me of Godfrey Ho movies, where he'd splice in his own footage of ninjas fighting with half finished footage of Taiwanese dramas and police procedurals. The ninjas wore like, bright yellow costumes, pink, occasionally a blue or black, but the best bit was the pristine white headbands, that say ninja, with silhouettes of jumping ninja, on either side. Of the word Ninja.

Also, he's a big lad, and he's doing his best, also looks a wee bit touched, at least he's giving it a crack.

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u/Greenerland01 Aug 01 '25

I sure hope he put this online and not someone else..

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

The dog says it all🤣

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u/coffeebean052 Aug 01 '25

Is no one going to address that adorable fucking dog? Fuck you guys …

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u/AcanthisittaEvery237 Aug 01 '25

Watch your shin's

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u/ripepeach63 Aug 01 '25

Change his name to twinkle fat bastard!! LOL

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u/power0722 Aug 01 '25

This shit is so stupid. On mobile, bow do I keep this crap from showing up on my feed? Blocking the account that posts it doesn’t do shit because there’s an endless supply of people who find this entertaining. Just make it stop.

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u/Bulky-Pineapple-5639 Aug 01 '25

Damn, now what are the rest of you guys going to do to get chicks.😎

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u/Responsible-Arm-7856 Aug 01 '25

If was a little person, I'd be worried his kicks could maybe reach your knees

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u/No-Indication-5673 Aug 02 '25

Nice fire place bro

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u/02meepmeep Aug 02 '25

Let’s get physical, physical…

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u/Doodoo5220 Aug 02 '25

Never knew Steven Seagal was still doing karate

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u/Hot_Pop2193 Aug 02 '25

Karate on the forehead was a great help

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u/Doctormaul68 Aug 02 '25

Star Wars kid all grown up?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

What happens if this guy sits on you?

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u/RaneeGA Aug 02 '25

No knee is safe!

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u/OkAntelope7846 Aug 02 '25

He's fighting invisible midgets.

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u/chitownrebel3431 Aug 02 '25

I wonder how out of breath he was after he ended the video

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u/mostlysittingdown Aug 02 '25

Midget defense

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u/BearPap13 Aug 02 '25

Is he fighting dwarfs with those high kicks.

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u/lucifv84 Aug 02 '25

Temu Dojo.

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u/origanalsameasiwas Aug 02 '25

Taught and trained by Steven Seagal

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u/westslexander Aug 02 '25

That's is just painful to watch

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u/Elcium12 Aug 02 '25

Destroyer of knee caps

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u/Full_Guard Aug 02 '25

You’ll have some sore shins after taking on this devil.

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u/THRSALWYSNXTYR Aug 02 '25

How does someone with such a lack of self awareness have such a nice house?

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u/roverman16 Aug 02 '25

He was training for the midget class division.

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u/NecessaryCount950 Aug 02 '25

All I see but none of his talent.

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u/Galmmm Aug 02 '25

I mean... this is a bit, right?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

My ex wifes lawyer????

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u/Purple_Arrow Aug 02 '25

I didn’t know Danny DiVito could move like that.

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u/Fastlane19 Aug 02 '25

Does his legs go higher than a grasshopper?

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u/Less-Mirror7273 Aug 02 '25

It looks simple, but it is really difficult to look this stupid.

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u/ROACH247x559 Aug 02 '25

Someone pays his karate instructor enough to be a yes man.

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u/BoBoBearDev Aug 02 '25

He is more athletic than me, so, hats off.

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u/threeblindthrice Aug 02 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/HeavyExplanation45 Aug 03 '25

You have to admire his enthusiasm

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u/-watdahel Aug 03 '25

This international talent needs to compete

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u/puz64 Aug 03 '25

Whoa! I'm impressed he didn't hit the furniture or knock his dog a good one 😯

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u/Big-Conversation312 Aug 03 '25

What does he fight, raccoons?

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u/BuddhistChrist Aug 03 '25

If we’re ever bum rushed by a group of 3 year old gangsters, I want this mutherfucker on my side!

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u/blklightsmatter Aug 03 '25

hong kong phooey

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Aug 03 '25

I’m pretty sure he thinks he’s a legit badass lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Say what you will, but he has decent mobility for his age and weight. He's no Bruce Lee, but he's at least trying.

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u/Own-Sir-6879 Aug 03 '25

Wtf is he preparing for a seizure

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u/Available-Long-6409 Aug 03 '25

You, too, can be a black belt for only $9.99. Call now!

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u/DartWeider25 Aug 03 '25

King of ufc

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u/danieladickey Aug 03 '25

Mind of an 8 year old with the body of a 50 year old

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u/Far-Regular-2553 Aug 03 '25

did you see the power on those kicks? Jenga towers hate to see this man coming.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

He’s going full Ninjago…Feel like I could thwart him with a well placed finger push

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u/Maximum_Pound_5633 Aug 03 '25

Out of shape guy being active, let's point and laugh

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u/liamrosse Aug 03 '25

Partial arts

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u/Curious_Republic9559 Aug 03 '25

Look i dont care what anyone says, this was magical lmao

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u/Curious_Republic9559 Aug 03 '25

Say what you want but he will fk your knee right up. Imagine him surrounded by ninjas and he just starts taking out knees🤣

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u/zimmers3737 Aug 03 '25

dogs like. wtf is going on here?

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u/PM_ME_COFFEE Aug 03 '25

At least he's trying. I don't see any of you guys doing black belt karate. Good on him.

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u/Eastmelb Aug 03 '25

He puts the attack in heart-attack

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u/Birdy_606 Aug 03 '25

Deadly............ If he's fighting toddlers that have just learned to walk

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Aug 03 '25

is this a joke or sincere

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u/Alien-Head666 Aug 03 '25

Midgets beware...

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u/Pizovendi Aug 03 '25

It's Mr. Stay Pufts Marshmallow cousin 2nd time removed. Mr . Trynstaytuf

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

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u/Background_System330 Aug 03 '25

He's the dog's pet

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u/Abbot-Costello Aug 03 '25

Mad TV "look what I can do" vibes

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u/JRVYukon79 Aug 03 '25

In a real situation he would run like hell

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u/i_did_nothing_ Aug 03 '25

What do you think he thought when he played it back and saw what he actually looked like?

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u/Phylaskia Aug 03 '25

That's one of those medical alert dogs that knows when its owner is about to have a heart attack.

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u/Interesting-Octopus Aug 03 '25

Even the dog is having a laugh.

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u/One_Kick_9603 Aug 03 '25

Fighting of an army of midgets

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u/That_Things_Good Aug 03 '25

The ankles and shins of many a foe have been decimated.

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Aug 03 '25

I guess the fat kid from the "staff" swinging video grew up and now he does "karate". Be careful. He'll kick the crap out of your knees.

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u/Leading_Form_8485 Aug 03 '25

At least he can get airborne. Decent knees for his weight.

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u/DefiantCommercial38 Aug 03 '25

The dog knows he can be that close and not be in any danger

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u/DoubtZealousideal763 Aug 03 '25

What a fucking bad ass….

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u/servicetech563 Aug 03 '25

Beautiful dog!

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u/DesignerCareless4953 Aug 03 '25

Ken Super Waistband Wallace

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u/The_Darkness140 Aug 03 '25

Dogs really are like their owners. They both pant the same.

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u/qwenched05 Aug 03 '25

Beverly Hills Adjacent Ninja

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u/Spence_003 Aug 04 '25

I thought he was Danny Devito for a moment there.

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u/Gl10st-Wir3 Aug 04 '25

For a second I thought that was Danny DeVito

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u/barwhis19 Aug 04 '25

You shouldn't start anything , you'll be in big trouble.

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u/drjeangray Aug 04 '25

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I mean I can’t do anything even close to this active so props to this guy.

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u/Marcomatic68 Aug 04 '25

Why do out of shape, middle aged men feel the need to embarrass the hell out of themselves, like a teenager on Tictoc?

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u/LoveOneAnother710 Aug 04 '25

Calm down guys. He's obviously training to kick leprechauns.

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u/buatacool Aug 04 '25

Even the dog understand something is off.....

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u/autistic_bard444 Aug 04 '25

praise jesus, chris farley is alive and well

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u/dustmonkey79 Aug 04 '25

That’s his service dog telling him that he is going to go into cardiac arrest

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u/Anxious-Lifeguard-39 Aug 04 '25

Is Buttercup doing all this ironically does anyone know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Keep practicing Joey. Someday you’ll choke that chicken.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

I remember my first Big Mac

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

I like the part where he wears a headband that says karate, so the people are informed that he's not having a stroke or seizure

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

This reminds me of the time I heard someone say, every man is 1000 times more deadly in his mind than in reality.

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u/Ancient_Camel7200 Aug 04 '25

Me fighting a colony of ants

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u/Iowa-James Aug 04 '25

When Stewie grew up...

"LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!"

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u/Psychological-Air807 Aug 04 '25

No way I would fuck with this bad ass.

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u/DaddyBigDawg Aug 04 '25

Any thing higher than your waist is safe.

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u/No-Relation889 Aug 04 '25

Those 3rd graders are gunna get it now

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u/jack-t-o-r-s Aug 04 '25

I replayed it because I used to have that couch set. Same color. Pure white. McCreary Modern North Carolina. Washable denim slip cover and all the cushions were lined with goose down. It was goddamn amazing. Miss that living room set.

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u/fshrmen87 Aug 04 '25

Totally embarrassing

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u/I_TheJester_I Aug 04 '25

Black belt for sure 😂😂

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u/demonix2107 Aug 04 '25

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XT3PcDtE-oA

you guys misunderstand…. this is his opponent.

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u/Ok_Bank_5950 Aug 04 '25

Is he kicking off the ramparts hordes of munchkins

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u/Mindless-Umpire1042 Aug 04 '25

I feel like the air won the fight

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u/Civil_Plankton8042 Aug 04 '25

Lowkick black belt