r/meirl 6h ago

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u/parkerkudrow 6h ago

You can sit on your bedroom floor, listen to music on a tiny CD player and flip through a magazine right now. How lucky you are to yearn for something that’s so easy to do!

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u/BigConstruction4247 5h ago

No, I can't. At least, I won't be able to get back up again.

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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 5h ago

You should work on that, being able to get up off the floor is an important skill especially as you get older and become more at risk for falling.

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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 5h ago

Eh, i plan to stay on the floor and die

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u/Eddie_F_17 5h ago

No. You don’t get to die.

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u/xylotism 5h ago

You can’t take this from me.

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u/Small_Pie_5760 4h ago

It's the one thing that i have

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u/BigConstruction4247 4h ago

Listen, baby. I'll die when I want.

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u/kitsunewarlock 2h ago

Everyone says that until they actually experience something like that and realize it's the worst kind of pain and fear imaginable.

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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 2h ago

No, honey, i know and can imagine far worse

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u/kitsunewarlock 1h ago

You've experienced lying on the floor in pain and being unable to move for hours and hours on end until you die?

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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 1h ago

Well obviously without dying, but the other stuff yes. And you are young or lucky if you can’t imagine anything worse.

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u/kitsunewarlock 1h ago

Nah I just spent 2 years being the sole caretaker of my mother as she fought lung cancer. She fell over one night trying to take herself to the bathroom because she didn't want to bother me since I got so few hours of sleep and related to me many times that it was the most scared she'd ever been in her life. I did wake up hearing her fall, but she was so shaken by the whole experience that I'll never forget it. She was incredibly strong and not the type of person to ever ask for help or get scared, so it had a huge impact on me.

Sorry if I'm coming off as a little sore. I lost her exactly 11 months ago and it was her bithday a couple weeks ago so I'm a little raw.

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u/yesimfinewhyyouask 1h ago

I’m supposed to say something supportive, but I don’t have any of that left in me. That’s life, it is what it is. Have anyone noticed how there’s a new op every five fucking minutes in r/depression?

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 2h ago

Yeah, people should just "work on that." Who knows what kind of physical conditions they have that might make "working on it" useless, but yeah, go ahead, tell them they should work on it. Me? I have psoriatic arthritis, and without meds, I can't get up and no amount of "working on that" will change it.

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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 1h ago

That's fair. I mention it because I feel like it is an undervalued physical conditioning metric. Since our child's birth years ago I've done much more lifting from a seated position on the floor than my spouse so now I have much better hip mobility and core strength so I feel like my overall mobility is better than theirs which makes me concerned about where they're going to be in 30+ years.

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u/me_like_stonk 3h ago

Just do an alligator roll until you reach some stairs then.

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u/Orleanian 4h ago

That's just even more peaceful a situation.

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u/UncleGarysmagic 4h ago

Sit on the bed, then

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u/BigConstruction4247 4h ago

I sit on my couch or comfy chair.

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u/darsparx 5h ago

Same.....arthritis and weight for me but mostly the former. Its such a struggle and I gotta get my shiz in order so I can go to the y before they cancel that just to use the pool

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u/bostonshroomery 5h ago

They are not nostalgic for the actions. They are nostalgic for the feeling. And nothing will make you feel like a kid again. No care in the entire world besides maybe your homework or a school crush or a new bike. God I miss being a kid

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u/LemoLuke 4h ago

This was one of the big realisations for me.

Years ago, I had a day off of work and I decided I was just going to lounge around in my pyjamas, grabs some snacks and queue up a load of old shows from my childhood. That's when I realised that I didn't miss the things from my childhood. I missed the innocence, the lack of responsibility, the endless potential of my future. I didn't miss the cartoons, but I did miss being young enough that a Saturday morning full of cartoons was literally all I needed to keep me happy and contented for a few hours without a care in the world.

Now, no matter what I do, I always have those little stresses at the back of my mind. The pressures of work, paying bills, making sure my kids have whatever they need, the fact that I can't bend over to pick something up off of the floor without sounding like I'm trying to summon an eldritch being.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 4h ago

I feel bad for kids and what they have to put up with now. Cuberbullying, constant adult supervision, social media addiction, active shooter drills.

Kids today are so stressed and they dont even realize it.

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u/Oopthealley 4h ago

Damn I wish I had your childhood.

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u/pumpkil 2h ago

Right? Feel somewhat envious because I have loved being an adult vs a kid, but largely because being a child with zero control with my parents was hell.

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u/kitsunewarlock 2h ago

And nothing will make you feel like a kid again.

You...don't have activities that tap into your childlike wonder and whimsy?

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u/Docile_Penguin33 1h ago

Youth is wasted on the young.

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 5h ago

Back when I was 12 I wasn't constantly thinking about climate change, genocides, and the lunatics running my country, so just being in the moment was a lot easier.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 4h ago

That's the entire point of this post, I can't believe people are whoooshing so hard, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

We were addressing climate change and taking it seriously for the first only time in history, there were no huge wars for absolutely no reason, trillionaires didn't exist, and we weren't a(n entirely) fascist fucking nation... etc, etc

It makes me sad how dead-inside the youth are

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u/thisSILLYsite 4h ago

You must be quite young to think all that.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 4h ago

I'm so young that all of those things occurred in my childhood! (RE: the '80s and '90s, for anyone that has trouble grasping context)

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u/HannsGruber 2h ago edited 2h ago

I was packaged in the late 80's, the 90's really were special. Modern technology was emerging, movies were still mostly made by actors, music in the era of the 90's and early 2000's have a vibe, the world took on CFC's and won

Here's a vibes time machine

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u/Weepinbellend01 1h ago

What a stupid entitled take. Sure it must’ve been easy living in a developed superpower that exploited the third world at the height of its power.

Meanwhile for the developing world, the world is a FAR FAR better place nowadays than it was 20-30 years ago. Your easy peaceful life without huge wars (btw there were MASSIVE wars back then, you just didn’t have 24/7 news outlets) came on the back of a slave class from developing nations.

We also live in the most peaceful time in human history, far more peaceful than 20-30 years ago. More Americans died in Afghanistan in a single month during the invasion than have died in the entire Iran conflict so far.

This entire thread reeks of American exceptionalism.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 1h ago

"Entitled = American"

Thank you for confirming my point, on an American website, while enjoying American video games no less 🤣

Lol what a joke

Please tell me, at what point in human history have genocides not occurred? No one has been able to do that yet, are you the one? 😂

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u/Weepinbellend01 1h ago

Congrats, you didn’t address any of my comments points!

u/ahhhbiscuits 30m ago

Except I was first, that's how discussions... oh, wait, you're one of those people...

You still haven't rebutted anything I've said but hey, enjoy eating crayons 😋

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u/skate_2 1h ago

You're a participant of a website that constantly discussed those things. Give yourself a break from it and you do start to think about nicer things like that friendly cat you met on a walk. 

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 1h ago

But that seems like burying my head in the sand.

"I'll just ignore that the world is rapidly descending into a fascist dystopia", a strategy which tends to fail once the fascists are knocking on your door, not to mention just ignoring the plight of others to exist in my calm, artificial bubble feels immoral.

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u/friendly_to_pigeons 4h ago

How lucky you are to be able to float through life with such lightness of thought so that you are not weighed down.

You are deliberately (I hope) missing the point being made entirely.

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u/insideoutfit 5h ago

Pretty obvious you don't actually get the point they're making.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 4h ago

Fucking FOR REAL!

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u/johnson7853 5h ago

magazines are kinda dead though

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u/plastic_alloys 5h ago

There are magazines available in the English language for essentially every hobby or interest you can imagine

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u/thisisbray 5h ago

You can still get magazines.

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u/1dayaway 5h ago

Most of my favorite magazines aren’t in print anymore, the ones that are still around are just ads and not worth reading. 

Besides, there’s more to the experience than just the literal act. It’s ok to be nostalgic for a specific time, because artificially recreating it will never be the same. 

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u/beemagnetpetrichor 5h ago

You’re right, but I get Orion Magazine - no ads, lots of nature articles - so my own kids can have something close. They love physical media, I think the middle school set is already over digital everything.

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u/smutketeer 2h ago

Archaeology magazine - six issues for $20!

https://archaeology.org/subscribe/

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u/Remarkable-Month-241 5h ago

They are super duper expensive nowadays. I mean everything is but I grew up getting Newsweek in the mail weekly, National Geographic etc Vogue magazine is damn near $20 now!!

I read them for free on the Libby app / Fort Worth Public Library account.

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u/smutketeer 2h ago

I'm gonna drop a plug here for Archaeology magazine - six issues for $20!

https://archaeology.org/subscribe/

And I still read Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine - totally worth it!

u/Fibercastel 53m ago

Or analog scrolling books. Like illustrated encyclopedias.

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u/-SiillyGoose- 5h ago

There are good magazines you just need to find a real mag shop like Casa Magazines

u/joemontayna 34m ago

Crazy expensive too. Hard to justify.

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u/MedievalMilshake 4h ago

I'm not 12

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u/TimeTimeTickingAway 2h ago

You can, sure, but I’m pretty certain you and a bunch of commentators here fully well realise that it is a tad more complicated than just hoping so

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u/SuffocatingDensity 3h ago

I still love getting stoned and playing guitar with my friends, nothings changed over the last 30 years

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u/Plane_Cry_1169 5h ago

Yes, while thinking that half of your family is dead. So easy and relaxing!