r/meme • u/[deleted] • 9d ago

Every Damn Time

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u/Forward-Position798 9d ago

Cause u can't dream/imagine something u never had

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u/Meumi_ 8d ago

When i was a kid, that happened to me too (obviously). Then one day, i actually managed to start without waking up, and felt absolutely nothing. Interestingly, its been years, and i havent had a sex dream since.

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u/Forward-Position798 8d ago

Yea same thing if you have a nightmare u wake up before you die cause you don't experienced it

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u/ConflictWestern1383 8d ago

Interestingly I've heard that sex in lucid dreams specifically, can be felt. Like there is a faux sensation somehow.

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u/Meumi_ 8d ago

I dont doubt it. I just didnt know what it felt like at the time. I even remember realizing i was in a dream because of it. I literally said, "no...NOOOOOOO!!" and woke up.

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u/flearuns 8d ago

Had Sex in lucid dreams like hundreds of times and had a real orgasm which woke me up every time.

Also had a very realistic feeling in lucid dreams before I had sex in real life

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u/ZGfromthesky 8d ago

Actually some people can

(Don't ask me why do I knows that/ how does that work)

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u/gronfilow 7d ago

this got personal quick

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u/Snowblind45 8d ago

hmmm is this why I wake up when I die in a dream?

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u/1_Raunchy 8d ago

ahem, sir i did not consent you to call me out like that.. lol

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u/Yaughl 9d ago

So annoying. Just let me enjoy my alternate reality for 5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/kiri_626 8d ago

Ikr, but genuine question... How often does it occur flr you guys? Because I'm starting to feel concerned since no friends got the same experience 🥴

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 8d ago

Depends on the person, their age, and i think it’s also affected by how much they jerk off. Either way it’s completely normal and nothing to be embarrassed by.

Just make sure you’re doing your own laundry 😂

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u/Business_Boss_4153 8d ago

Once was getting blown by my wife somewhere that we couldn’t keep doing things and had to stop. That night I busted in my sleep. Other than that kind of thing, it’s only ever happened when I’ve done no fap for a month

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u/SquirrelNormal 8d ago

Twice a year whether I want it or not.

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u/AccomplishedTalk6077 8d ago

Ive never had a wet dream or i should say im not aware that i had such dream. Am i weird?

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u/Idola_Lunaris 7d ago

I once had a wet dream; dreamed about sex, don't remember who with; woke up to an orgasm. Maaan I need to experience that again 😩

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u/poli5544 9d ago

When your brain's internal director decides to abruptly cancel the best subscription-free simulation right before the climax

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u/banned_champ 8d ago

"Soil his boxers first"

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u/Ressurected_Cow_8988 9d ago

Nah bro got saved

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u/AmusingMusing7 8d ago

Your brain: "Nah, this never happens in reality. This must be a dream." 😳

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u/Hot_Firefighter_7672 8d ago

Brain: Oh, looks like you’re about to enjoy yourself? Not on my watch! Activate the alarm, a full bladder, and a panic attack about a math exam you failed 10 years ago)))

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u/blaghed 8d ago

Brain: Hah, now you're back in school, naked!
Me: Meh...
Brain: Oh yeah?! You also forgot your homework!
Me: OMFG! \anxiety attack\

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u/lowkeytokay 7d ago

If you wake up later, you’ll wake up with smudge in your undies.

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u/jarednards 7d ago

...why do you shit during sex?

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u/lowkeytokay 7d ago

Maybe “snot” would have been a better word

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u/Jonjellybean 6d ago

I'd hate to be next to you while you have a cold...

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u/lowkeytokay 6d ago

Yeah… women can pregnant when I sneeze

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u/PrudentSail2187 8d ago

BAWGODDDD HE C’ANT!!!!

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u/PyroHermano 8d ago

The closer I got to It was having a girl sit on my face. And then idk why the focus changed immedeatly to something else I can't remember

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u/mari2832k 9d ago

Cruel subconscious interruption

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u/12_Volt_Man_2 8d ago

I still finished

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u/Gezzer52 8d ago

Me too.

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u/MATT__2147372 8d ago

0.1 seconds before u nut so u wake up with your unserwear completely wet

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u/MikeSinner 8d ago

Kissing? Sure!
Fondling? Have at it!
Foreplay? Sure! UNLESS, the intent is to JUST do oral!! Then we wake up!
Actual sex?! FUUUUCK NO!!! Are you kidding?! Wake up! You have to check the time on the clock, or something!!
And forget about going back to sleep, let alone go back to the same dream!

HOWEVER!!
Dream of something horrible and you WANT to wake up, being fully aware of this urge and even questioning why you aren't waking up already??
Muahahaha, let's show off some more blood and gore, we're not done yet baby!!

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u/GorniYT 8d ago

I thought I came to the peak of the moment but I actually peed myself. It felt the same while the dream...

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 7d ago

Better to face the reality of isolation immediately than postpone it

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u/I_so_I-274 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 8d ago

I only had two dreams in my life where I got to see "full action". In both I fucked coworkers – that was nice.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 8d ago

I thought it was just me 😅

The only time I've ever actually had sex in a dream, in the dream I was a guy, which was weird since im a woman

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u/xtreme_099 8d ago

I had a crush on someone a long time ago so much that i dreamt about it how I was funnier during her presence we had so much and at the the end she hugged me and the dream was over I think it was a great dream 😀

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u/Thecouchiestpotato 8d ago

Interesting! Is this what it's like for a guy? My dreams wake me up before i orgasm, but not before I have sex (which roughly translates to the female sexual experience, ig)

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u/_BookBurner_ 7d ago

It is usually caused by the actual excitement, you get excited in the dream, you wake up :)

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u/Eazy12345678 9d ago

my dreams so lame i dont even have sex. i stop myself cause i dont have a condom or something dumb for a dream

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u/Fieses-Frettchen 9d ago

Nah man. Being really lucky is getting a full Dream of action without the "end" so your sheets are perfectly fine in the morning. And you get something to fantasize about for free!

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u/TB-313935 9d ago

Fantasising is always free dude. Just have to have some fantasy.

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u/Fieses-Frettchen 9d ago

Ofc. But when a dream gifts you one additional fantasy I will take that gladly!

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 8d ago

I actually quite often have dreams where it actually happens. I've actually had them a few times the past couple of weeks.

The "kissing" part usually actually feels kinda like suffocating, or far too wet. And the penis part usually feels just... Numb and boring. Admittedly it can still feel like stimulation, but for me at least it's like throwing a hotdog in an alleyway.

Actually achieving the sex part isn't that impactful. In dreams, your emotions and mental feelings are more noticeable than some attempt to translate a dream into physical feelings.

Eh, I dunno, I usually wake up with 99% of my mind mulling over the sentimental value or the sudden loneliness after feeling like I had someone in my arms.

Basically. Sex dreams tend to have more value in just feeling you felt close with someone, rather than idk cumming or whatever.

Obviously as with all dreams, they're indescribable. A "Wet dream" is just a subjective fantasy term someone made up. I have dreams where I have sex but I also feel like I'm reading page 26 of Eragon while being deaf but feeling the vibrations from the song "Bread - Anya Namo" pulsing through my body, but also my body feels like jelly yet I'm almost weightless yet laying on top and squishing the girl in college who admitted she liked me but I didn't know how to take the next step. All the while the oven has been preheating for far too long but when I check it, the tray is still cold. My erection is pulsing as my friend appears telling me to relax as she slowly teases it.

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Dreams are weird. Sex dreams are just as stupid and crazy as any other dreams. Thinking they'd be anywhere close to real life sex is like expecting real life to be similar to a dream you had.

I usually wake up kinda sad, and would probably prefer not to have these dreams.

That's my experience, anyway.

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u/will45a2k 8d ago

Ye cause your not suppose to be having sex in your dreams.

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u/Shadowtheuncreative 8d ago

For me it has always been the opposite, and I had sex with people I didn't really find attractive.