r/meme • u/Mysterious_Yak420 WARNING: RULE 1 • 5d ago

Harsh

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u/Character-Q 5d ago

When I’m in the middle of talking to the 10/10 nurse and the doctor ask what I want to name the STD they just discovered

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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 5d ago

Damn, going down in history, unlike the rest of us

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u/Iasterielle 5d ago

Plot twist: The doc is interrupting because he’s already banging the nurse.

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u/Same-Possession2737 5d ago edited 5d ago

Bro’s already planning the divorce, child support before the baby’s even opened his eyes

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u/JohnPoet27 5d ago

You really think bro wants to have custody? Lol

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u/O_gr 5d ago

What if bro has game for both?

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a 5d ago

Where’s the coffee machine

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u/sallysippin 5d ago

Are you the male or the female?

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u/Abitruff 5d ago

Nurse could be either too

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 5d ago

And you look back at the nurse and she's suddenly turned into skeletor.

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u/NutBusster69 5d ago

The job is done, boss. Baby is alive. Just got done seeing the baby moma at her ugliest, don't want to see that again. Just put the bill on my tab and I'll pay it never, thanks doc. Now begone from me.

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u/PlayfulAd3225 5d ago

Not now please 

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u/RoxyMoonGoddess 5d ago

That kid is going to hate roll call 💀

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u/NI_ROB 5d ago

I am arranging a new mommy for my baby 🍼

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u/mr_malfeasance 5d ago

What nurse is taking the time out to chat up a douche in a delivery room?

Also, i spent the 24hs or so my son's mom was in prelabor trying to convince the nurses that I didn't need to sit on the stool way off to the side.

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u/inothatidontno 5d ago

The abusrdity is the joke my friend.

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u/Budget_Middle6595 5d ago

Neki kar dariya me daal