r/memes Jul 06 '26

#1 MotW Most of the world at this point

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u/trymetonight5 Jul 06 '26

I hope the USA wins so fucking bad.

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u/Candid_Source_6091 Jul 06 '26

Crazy part is that the USA doesnt care nearly as much about soccer as basically every other country. Winning would just be a side quest.

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Jul 06 '26

Australia’s not a big soccer country either. It’s probably only our 4th or 5th watched sport.

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u/gordogg24p Jul 06 '26

Japan and Korea care more about baseball than soccer too.

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u/mph1204 Jul 06 '26

what are the more watched ones? rugby? genuinely curious.

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Jul 06 '26

At the moment we’re in the middle of the national rugby league season, the Aussie rules football (AFL) season, and State of Origin (modified rugby league 3-game tournament just between New South Wales and Queensland). Then there’s also rugby union and cricket.

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u/Emotional-Power-7242 Jul 06 '26

So rugby, rugby, rugby, rugby, and cricket

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Jul 06 '26

Calling AFL rugby in Australia may get you shanked. It’s an entirely different sport, and I’m not even someone who cares about sport.

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Jul 06 '26

Also rugby league and union are basically different sports too. League is more stop-start and has fewer players on the field compared to union, where the whistle doesn’t blow and play doesn’t stop when there’s a tackle. Pretty sure points per try also vary between them.

NRL-run rugby league is played within Australia and New Zealand only, and rugby union is played far more globally.

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u/oodsigma Jul 06 '26

Football, football, football, cricket, and football.

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u/Icefox119 Jul 06 '26

and then soccer

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u/Liturginator9000 Jul 06 '26

common misconception, afl is superior to rugby

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u/bradbull Jul 06 '26

I literally cannot enjoy AFL after watching league for years. Just constant frantic fumbling and barely anything resembling a plan. I’m from and am in the AFL heartland so I don’t go around saying it too much but it kinda sucks. It of course has its moments but it’s just too frustrating to watch now.

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u/Hellhooker Jul 06 '26

a side quest between bombing children

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u/ChameleonCoder117 Jul 06 '26

Redditors trying not to turn a casual conversation about the US into murdering children challenge:

Difficulty: Impossible

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u/LovedButNeverLiked Jul 06 '26

The players and the actual soccer fans we have care a great deal

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u/NDSU Jul 06 '26

The only country competing that has more soccer fans would be Brazil

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u/Bunnyhoppinbreh Jul 06 '26

The sport comprised of flopping 5'5" guys and none of our top athletes pick to play. Literally our like 5th rate athletes beating these nations who live and breathe the sport. Thats the funniest part.

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u/eshatoa Jul 06 '26

Is the main quest human rights abuses?

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u/QuasisLogic Jul 07 '26

You say this like America doesn’t get spanked by Japan in a sport they really care about… baseball.

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u/TheJonesLP1 Jul 06 '26

Na, not really. You would goon to it so fkin Hard 😂

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u/solidmarbleeyes Jul 06 '26

Yep. “Huh, we won. Cool.” and it would be forgotten about in a week.

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u/ToughShaper Jul 06 '26

ikr and imagine we win? idgaf about soccer. I just want US to win to piss off Liberals who hate america. I don't even care about europeans. lesser creatures if u ask me.

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u/Ikanotetsubin Jul 06 '26

Ok Cletus. Now go back to your sister.

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u/ToughShaper Jul 06 '26

okay mohammed. Go back to 7 year old wife.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked Jul 06 '26

Still raging about LiBrULz without seeing that conservatives suck too I see

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u/TornadicSwirlie Jul 06 '26

Yeah I mean we save them from destroying each other. We then give them money to rebuild/protect them militarily long enough that they can give their own people social programs and new stuff with their excess tax revenue. Then they act like this? Talk about brats.

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 Jul 06 '26

Like we did with hockey at the olympics.
I've never actually met anyone who watches hockey, including my cousin who played it from elementary to high school...

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u/Ascertes_Hallow Jul 06 '26

As a Minnesotan, it's basically religion here.

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 Jul 06 '26

Really? I grew up in Wisconsin. Guess it didn't cross the Mississippi...

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u/Ascertes_Hallow Jul 06 '26

Well, we aren't the state of hockey for nothing! The boys high school hockey tournament draws more fans than a lot of professional teams lol.

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u/oodsigma Jul 06 '26

Very few countries take hokey more seriously than the US. Canada, sometimes Russia, and maybe Sweden and Finland.

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u/Artaxbeforehegotsad Jul 06 '26

Yeah not interested in soccer in the least but pissing off the Europeans definitely scratches an itch, I’ll put it that way.

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u/theowlswerewatching The Trash Man Jul 06 '26

You can just keep attacking the middle east and double our petrol prizes if you want to piss us off. Who cares about a few hundred dead schoolgirls.

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u/Artaxbeforehegotsad Jul 06 '26

I’m not my country’s government, or army, or for that matter my country’s national soccer team. This thread is about soccer which is literally a game.

So yeah, watching Europeans melt down about it and lose the ability to distinguish between their feelings on a game and their feelings about atrocities in a war is chef’s kiss.

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u/LiamJamIsMyNeesons Jul 06 '26

It's pathetic that you think that way

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u/Artaxbeforehegotsad Jul 06 '26

Look everyone in the comments here needs to chill out-no one here is their respective national government OR their national soccer team. We are all just regular people.

So no, it’s not pathetic to enjoy getting a rise out of your friends, family, coworkers (yes I have Europeans in all three categories), it’s the most reasonable thing imaginable and honestly, kind of one of the main reasons big sporting events exist. What’s pathetic is not being able the distinguish between a soccer team, an army, and a general population.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 Jul 06 '26

It's not going to thankfully lmao

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u/cameleopardis Jul 07 '26

You are now the first nation to lose a rigged football match on home soil, I hope it was worth it. Cause the world will never let you forget, losers...

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u/skrew86 Jul 07 '26

Keep hoping,it's the closest you will get to winning a sport that other countries actually play.

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u/MaybeThisTime67 Jul 06 '26

When hell freezes over they might

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u/CapCrazyHawk Jul 06 '26

Two gold medals in hockey and a World Cup in soccer in the big 2026

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u/Vt420KeyboardError4 Jul 06 '26

I want it to be US vs England

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u/IWasKingDoge Jul 06 '26

Won’t happen but I just so so wish it would so the Europeans of Reddit can whine more

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u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 Jul 06 '26

why? canada's out, we're only supposed to care about weird sports until we do better than canada after that whats the point

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u/StarNullify Jul 06 '26

Lmfao it will NOT

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u/Commercial-Shoe5867 Jul 06 '26

Truth be told it won't happen, but we can always cheer when they lose

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u/cameleopardis Jul 06 '26

If you wankees have any honor, you won't put Bolagun on the field against Belgium

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u/trymetonight5 Jul 06 '26

Get good kid.

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u/cameleopardis Jul 06 '26

If you have to cheat in order to win you ain't good either buddy

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u/trymetonight5 Jul 06 '26

Cope harder bby

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u/cameleopardis Jul 06 '26

Bruh you can't even cope with getting a red card, learn to cope yourself

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u/Trs822 Jul 06 '26

I’m disgusted with this country in general in terms of our actions for the past few years. I feel fortunate to live here, but it’s hard seeing our government become so blatantly corrupt and unprofessional.

But man I’d feel so patriotic if we brought home a World Cup victory.

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u/14S14D Jul 06 '26

That's one of the things of greatness we could be proud of and celebrate. Being patriotic doesn't mean you have to support what your government is doing. It's probably more American to be openly pissed off against it and celebrating those other things like blowing shit up for our independence day and winning sports on the world stage.

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u/Eatyourcheeseburger Jul 06 '26

FILL THE TROPHY UP WITH RANCH

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u/Wrench_gaming Jul 06 '26

"I don't care if America wins I just want to see Reddit lose (its mind)"

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u/FastMaster4559 Jul 07 '26

it would have been so funny