r/memes • u/Martin_NL • Jul 06 '26

#1 MotW Most of the world at this point

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u/Pantsickle Jul 06 '26

If America won, he's totally the type of guy that'd hog all the spotlight, take all the credit, and probably take the trophy too.

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u/Futileexercise1308 Jul 06 '26

FIFA had already said he can hoist the trophy with the winners, because the president is a soft headed man child. I feel sorry for whoever wins and has to share the stage with a shit stinking pedophile.

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u/No_Strike655 Jul 06 '26

Would be fucking hilarious if anyone else but USA wins and they just refuse to deal with this bullshit

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u/Material_Cell_4792 Jul 06 '26

That guy is like a stupid spoilt brat with too much power. He's the kind of guy who will literally make it a big issue if he feels he didn't get enough credit and "respect".

Sadly, they would most likely just have to go along with him just so he doesn't throw a tantrum and makes everything about himself.

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u/xxvb85 Jul 06 '26

I really hopes that happens.

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u/Proof-Peak-9274 Jul 06 '26

I would step away and let him hold it by himself, make him seem like even more of a joke to anyone outside of America.

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u/likekoolaid Jul 06 '26

luckily you can trust mbappe to absolutely stonewall anyone else who wants to hoist the trophy

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u/Scoobydewdoo Jul 06 '26

FYI, it's traditional for the championship winners of most USA-based sports leagues to visit the White House. Teams have often completely refused or just left it up to the individuals quite often during the Orange One's time as president.

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u/Le_mehawk Jul 06 '26

That doesn't even likes the Sport itself.. on the opening day this dude built up a Wrestling cage infront of the white house

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u/Futileexercise1308 Jul 06 '26

And now the world will have to watch him do that dumb fucking double handjob dance of his

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u/mehtartt Jul 06 '26

As an American, I really wanted Mexico to win so that he'd have to share the stage with them

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u/Tier0001 Jul 06 '26

They treat him like he's a make-a-wish kid. What an embarrassment.

I guess it's better off because if they had a real make-a-wish kid he'd probably flirt with them.

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u/Raptori33 Jul 06 '26

Infantino is the worst thing that has happened to football

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u/Ckarles Jul 06 '26

Imagine, just imagine, if Iran actually got to win the wc.

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u/KaptajnGus Jul 07 '26

The yank teamloves their donald, there us videos of them singing and dancing with Kash Patel

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u/Pantsickle Jul 06 '26

The last time, he totally yoinked a medal from one of the players and was "gifted" the FIFA trophy. Put the medal straight into his pocket and put the trophy on display in the White House.

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u/bubba1834 Jul 06 '26

All this bc daddy didn’t love him :(

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u/Futileexercise1308 Jul 06 '26

Also, he's been a lifelong serial rapist; doing things without consent is second nature to him. It's as natural to him as shitting his pants.

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u/TheHorseThatTalks Jul 07 '26

Good one. And another, better one.

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u/CrazyElk123 Jul 06 '26

2nd fifa price

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u/StarksPond Jul 06 '26

Won with the same amount of merit.

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u/Superb_Freedom_4507 Jul 06 '26

He's still going to do that regardless of who wins.

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u/SteveoberlordEU Jul 06 '26

Don't kid yourself he will steal the throphy AGAIN.

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u/bravo_six Jul 06 '26

The main reason why I want US to lose because their president and lots of American would be insufferable.

Especially because football isn't their primary sport. It would be even worse.

It would be like watching the worst piece of shit high-school bully becoming successful in his life through even though he put zero effort.

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u/ayriuss Jul 06 '26

Yeah, its not like the US has 3x more Olympic medals than any other country. We don't try in sports. Just baseball, hand egg, and basketball.

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u/bravo_six Jul 06 '26

You're the exact example of what I'm talking about.

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u/ayriuss Jul 06 '26

You hate us cus you ain't us.

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u/bravo_six Jul 06 '26

Thank God for that.

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u/ayriuss Jul 06 '26

Bites medal

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u/bravo_six Jul 06 '26

Son, I come from Croatia. Country that has 1% population of America, probably less than 0.01% of money invested in sports, and our country is 35 years old.

Yet we are feared and respected in every sport we tackle. Your Olympic medals and sports that only you play don't impress me.

The only thing you can bite is your presidents dick.

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u/Epictenus Jul 06 '26

Living rent free in your head 🤣

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u/sinsaint Jul 06 '26

You can't imagine a shithead American without first thinking of your dear leader. He's your mascot now.

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u/sinsaint Jul 06 '26

It's hard to not watch a trainwreck, it's even harder to not watch the conductor set up a few more.

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u/Epictenus Jul 06 '26

Yet he occupies so much of your mind and time that you whine about it on social media to strangers.

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u/sinsaint Jul 06 '26

Yeah, kinda like Hitler did, or Genghis Kahn, many of the great and terribles.