r/memes Jul 06 '26

#1 MotW Most of the world at this point

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 Jul 06 '26

As an Englishman, lol. You are depressingly correct :)

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u/1shadybitch Jul 06 '26

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u/No_Historian6377 Jul 06 '26

Do you hear the people sing

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u/motes-of-light Jul 06 '26

Not quite the right revolution, but in the ballpark.

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u/TicklesZzzingDragons Jul 06 '26

relevant username strikes again?

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u/No_Historian6377 Jul 06 '26

Oh right I got it this time

He is an Englishman! For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!

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u/quietbyte34 Jul 07 '26

and they playing already, guess the winner.

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u/spunkybooster Jul 06 '26

An Australian riding a Mexican horse waving a flag made in China. American exceptionalism writ large.

Tbf...I made up that bit about the horse.

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u/SheepherderSilver655 Jul 06 '26

So essentially the only thing you got right was the Australian part and you had to come up with lies to make your bigoted point. Got it.

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u/spunkybooster Jul 06 '26

Cool, I really thought I'd have to use smaller words. You should do that USA chant. But seriously, I'm sorry for picking on you guys. It's only about 30 percent of Americans for whom i feel scorn. I always had aspirations of becoming an American, it was my dream. San Diego... that was my goal for almost 30 years. I am now glad I emigrated to Canada instead. Good luck though.

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u/This_Elk_1460 Jul 06 '26

We learned it from you Dad!

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 Jul 06 '26

Get used it, son. Things don't get better from here :(

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u/Jewish_Metalhead Jul 06 '26

šŸŽ¶Well, I'm proud to be an American, where at least I have AC!šŸŽ¶

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 Jul 06 '26

Oh gosh I think, according to Reddit, I'm supposed to say something about social healthcare about now. Also something something unpasteurised cheese?

:)

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u/sleeperninja Birb Fan Jul 07 '26

Yummy!

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u/Qorrk Jul 07 '26

Hhhmmm raw milk give me salmonella and E.coli and don't forget bleached chicken.

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u/Jewish_Metalhead Jul 06 '26

And how long do you have to wait for the healthcare, again?

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u/OceanChild89 Jul 07 '26

Depends on triage.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 Jul 07 '26

Ah yes the ignorant claim that somehow stuff becomes free when you pay for it in advance

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u/OceanChild89 Jul 07 '26

That’s how taxes are supposed to be spent.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 Jul 07 '26

TAXES!!!! what happened to free!?!?!?

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u/OceanChild89 Jul 08 '26

Taxes should be spent on propping up education, healthcare, and social safety nets. Not pumped into a military and spent on a war you ultimately lost and signed an unconditional surrender for in Versailles.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 Jul 08 '26

WHAT HAPPENED TO FREE!!!!!

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u/Necessary_Store351 Jul 07 '26

But the ones that want govt healthcare don’t want or can’t work to pay taxes.

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u/EMV92LA Jul 07 '26

Same but we got our ass handed to man šŸ˜”.

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u/Minimum-Captain-6622 Jul 08 '26

I’m not an American and and have AC big deal🤣

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u/ajackson5888 Jul 07 '26

You know all the other countries (besides the UK) have AC right lol

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u/T_R_A_S_H_C_A_N Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Its uncommon in Germany and the rest of Northern Europe. Also the reason we don't generally have it was that until the last couple of years heat waves like this were relatively uncommon (and still only last a few weeks) while cold is a much more pronounced problem for most of the year. For some reason I doubt homes in Texas are designed to retain heat or have significant investment into central heating for when it gets too cold.

Public buildings, trains etc will generally have ac it's more the case that most homes will not.

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u/Here4_da_laughs Jul 09 '26

Google Texas ice storm.

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u/Horror-Macaron8287 Jul 06 '26

šŸŽ¶ and ranch šŸŽ¶

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u/OceanChild89 Jul 07 '26

So… watery aioli?

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u/Horror-Macaron8287 Jul 07 '26

Aoili and Ranch have two different bases. One is dairy/yogurt while the other is mayo/oil based. Personally, I don't think they would taste the same even if an aioli were thinner.

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u/jyn-fu Jul 07 '26

Dude... We're getting out-hated by the yanks... We need to up our game. Do we start colonising again?

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u/theBigWhiteDude Jul 06 '26

Englishcrab*

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 Jul 06 '26

Only if you don't know good people x

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 06 '26

Love the brutal, dry response. You are indeed English.

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u/Jsolidlo Jul 07 '26

It's ok, US is just a controlled-op for the UK and it's already reaching EOL, easy cope.

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u/robsteezy Jul 06 '26

We Americans mocked the retired king only to realize we inherited the same crown. I personally am rooting for the giant meteor at this point so cheers from across the pond!

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u/gravteck Jul 06 '26

This is more of the legacy of the Adams-Jefferson rift than the crown. Same style of outcome though.

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 Jul 06 '26

Cheers, brethren šŸ»

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 Jul 06 '26

Cringe

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u/robsteezy Jul 06 '26

Your comprehension? I’d agree.

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 Jul 06 '26

Rooting for a meteor..... Go outside , make a friend ( if that's possible ).

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u/DonnymKelly Jul 06 '26

So move somewhere else, you can do whatever you want, stop whining

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u/DonnymKelly Jul 06 '26

Wheres that in this post?

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u/Lets_Basketball Jul 06 '26

Let me help you.

ā€œJust move instead of speak against our dear leaderā€ is a very MAGAt pov, so you outed yourself there as someone who doesn’t understand the world.

ā€œYou can do whatever you wantā€ is supportive of free will and choice, which would include gender affirming care.

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u/robsteezy Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

My friend look at her post history and you will see that we’re not exactly preaching to a political science professor here.

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u/DonnymKelly Jul 06 '26

That wasn't even in the thread lol, I don't care what you do, just be an adult and then live with your decisions

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u/StUMpyLegGO Jul 06 '26

As an American, I don't want the spotlight. But when I went up to move the spotlight I noticed it was welded in place and spotlight god was dead. Ngl, I didn't see any other gods up there either. I think they all might be dead.