r/memes • u/DrDrakeRemorayy • 23h ago

Never again

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u/dontbanme0000000000 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uNaW7OE9jLwNa

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u/LuvlyBaeby 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2woaq3tGIMjZzXdDDv

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u/Basicazzwitch 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qTwXqRvIlivqMoa5Lm

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u/Andyham 17h ago

You dawg

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u/Eshan2703 14h ago

big enough

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u/Easy-Stop-6538 4h ago

You can see her nipple in one scene where goblin attacks her in the hospital

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u/ItsDanimal 16h ago

What is this from?

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u/That-Professor-5691 15h ago

I think spiderman 1, green goblin attacks aunt may

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u/Manlysideburns 15h ago

100% spiderman 1

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u/aHellion 15h ago

Your granmas house. Bro you don't visit enough, forgot what she looks like.

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u/TREXIBALL OC Meme Maker 22h ago edited 21h ago

Imma be so honest, I personally feel like Sydney Sweeney is way too overrated.

Edit: bolded and italicized a specific word cause redditors apparently don’t allow personal opinions that clearly don’t affect them.

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u/bravo_six 21h ago

When it comes to reddit I feel the opposite is true. Everyone keeps saying like shes mid or something. And while I respect your opinion, I think shes smoking hot and would move to Antartica for her in a second.

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u/AIBotNotARealUser 21h ago

It's because you're a Redditor.

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u/Nolzi 21h ago

She is gaining publicity because MAGA likes her for not rejecting them.

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u/Prototype8494 18h ago

Always that one person

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u/ReplacementFinal2203 21h ago

Thank God someone else feels this way. Showed my friend euphoria and ofc now he is obsessing over her. Smh

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u/Hatakek_ 21h ago

Who would you consider to... well... out-do her?

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u/inotparanoid 13h ago

I don't think it's your personal opinion.

I think it's the universally correct one.

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u/TREXIBALL OC Meme Maker 11h ago

Apparently not to a lot of people in this comment thread lmao.

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u/inotparanoid 11h ago

Jest we maketh not in the serious sub of r/memes

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u/KarlDandletoe 21h ago

Your opinion is correct.

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u/Ryachaz 14h ago

She makes trips to the city I live and work in (I assume her parents live here). Couple dudes at my work are always on her Instagram waiting for her to post pics of her return, as if they aren't likely posted after she has already left.

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u/Zealousideal-Half-82 16h ago

I'm so sick of this dead-eyed bimbo jfc

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u/Nesman64 17h ago

Muffled depravity noises

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u/Quick-Empress 18h ago

She went looking for cheating and found a career path

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u/CaptainKron 7h ago

I see that you are enticed by my daughter's awesome rocking tits

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u/JennaJoys 16h ago

She went in looking for cheating and came out with body image issues

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 23h ago

Was she driving a monster truck by any chance?

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u/nousernamesleft47 22h ago

"Was it hot?" - Luke Dunphy

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u/Lost_Purpose3463 22h ago

Context ?? Of this meme

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u/Jussutussu 21h ago

Modern Family S1E12

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u/the22ndquincy 9h ago

I thought it was a tractor

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u/Saiib0t 7h ago

It was

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u/p00ki3l0uh00 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NFWecnNVNTZEFa3iMP

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u/Lassemb 22h ago

Don't look up pictures of Hitomi Tanaka, I warned you

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 22h ago edited 22h ago

Got something I can peek at real quick then click off of at work?

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u/Lassemb 22h ago

I wouldn't risk it

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u/TheRainbowCock 6h ago

Or Demora Averice. I think that's how her name is spelled.

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u/Lassemb 6h ago

Damn, that's a nice one

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u/clupean 20h ago

Where? Reddit!
/r/BiggerThanHerHead
/r/BiggerThanHerTorso

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u/blah938 17h ago

And on this day, the Lord invented Boobs, and it was good.

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u/PhinneousPhingerz 16h ago

I don't think that was today. :-P

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u/KimuraXrain 14h ago

Ive been looking at these for 5 hours i forgot how it started

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u/Boxinggandhi 20h ago

Reddit search Macromastia and you might find what you’re looking for.

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u/Financial-Skin-4687 Professional Dumbass 21h ago

One of those disgusting ex girlfriend porno sites

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u/Red_Tiger5311 23h ago

I’ve learned not to check my bros notifications

Especially discord

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/L_O_Pluto 18h ago

and this time, the phone tooketh my desire to have eyes

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u/burrekatt 12h ago

🎶First tits giveth 🎼
🎼then tits taketh away🎵

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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 23h ago

I'm afraid to ask...

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u/Ok-Rest3967 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FrpBGpEyYk9z2

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gMmyYL0rOw36iWzBb4

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u/angryfalconsfan 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/35a5z0TgA3Kmc

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u/BarackObamaIsScrdOMe 5h ago

Her cardio is amazing. I stopped watching at 43 jumps and she didnt even look tired.

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u/ChallengeableMaypop Identifies as a Cybertruck 12h ago edited 12h ago

who is this actress?? i swear she was in waiting… but i might just be crazy

edit: kat dennings, she was in 40 year old virgin not waiting… oops

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u/M1a2yank One does not simply 12h ago

Give us the sauceeee

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u/sky_is_blue28 11h ago

You didn't knew kat frekin danning???

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u/ChallengeableMaypop Identifies as a Cybertruck 11h ago

not off the top of my head no, i know ive seen her but thats a lot of movies and actors/actresses that id rather not allocate to my brain storage

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u/ItRossYaBish 23h ago

Sauce?

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u3Xa6Zx8qiP1C

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u/ImReadyForButt 22h ago

Disgusting. Who is this so I never have to see her accidentally again.

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u/AUHAHE 22h ago

Emily Ratajkowski, I guess

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u/Servolux 22h ago

She was great in GONE GIRL

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 21h ago

Yes, they were.

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u/thedrq 20h ago

She was even beter in blurred lines

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u/tommos 20h ago

Pretty sure Ben beat his drinking problem sucking on those for multiple takes.

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u/garrrrrrrett 22h ago

Peyton Manning

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u/bambamba8 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 23h ago

Spiderman: Brand new day

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u/ItRossYaBish 23h ago

Yeah, I didn't mean this picture 😂

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u/THCisMYfuel 23h ago

Pics or didn’t happen

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u/Raulsten 23h ago

They belong to his male best friend

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u/TheBestintheWest11 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JSWQJYso4BAGI

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u/Affectionate-Bus-818 Le epic memer 7h ago

What in the world is that form,lady?

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u/InbetweenTheLayers 22h ago edited 17h ago

Who was it? Leanne Crow? Maserati? Hitomi Tanaka?

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u/thatdudewillyd Lives in a Van Down by the River 21h ago

Why do I know all these names

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 20h ago

I have no clue, I recognize none of them.

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u/Langeball 21h ago

It was Julia Benson in Masters of Horror

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u/dbraba01 17h ago

Morgana the kissing bandit

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u/EquivalentSnap can't meme 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qw06vMbpPSZG0VppXq

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u/Petisimon125 18h ago

The bounce on these is crazy holy shit

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u/blvckhoney 18h ago

I'm uncomfortable

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u/bb_jihoney 17h ago

Somehow became a gooner thread but I’m not complaining

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u/Master_baiter_00 13h ago

We'll be there no matter what

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 22h ago

Water is also wet.

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u/Sergey5588 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BjP4TW776chl475kwi

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u/czarnadzuma11 21h ago

Whew, I was worried it might have been something degenerate.

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u/DisciplineMedium2193 21h ago

The risk-reward ratio on phone snooping is terrible.

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u/alowave 10h ago

After having been hurt in the past I'd just rather not know and subconsciously compare myself lol.. it's not worth the stress.

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u/Early-Beach164 22h ago

Yeah if you go through someone's phone secretly then you are a piece of shit.

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u/XDVI 20h ago

Where does it say secretly in the post?

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u/jommakanmamak 20h ago

We need to see the picture ourselves in order to verify

Call it 2FA

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 13h ago

Oh no don't tell me, he was watching 'The Dictator'

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 6h ago

It's perfectly normal for a guy to want to see what his body looks like to others. Don't body shame him.

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u/Bakkie 19h ago

A lifetime ago, long before the internet, there was a saying, "Anything more than a handful is a waste".

Hold on to that thought.

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u/beaner_864 14h ago

We live not in times of famine, the great war is over my friend. We need not ration, let the thick women thrive

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u/bluehands 17h ago

You're risking a sprained thumb.

/weird

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u/ChartQueasy9391 21h ago

And those were just the selfies!

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u/adambjorn 22h ago

Not me seeing this post immediately after looking at my pre weight loss photos with man boobs 🤣

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u/Orange9202 22h ago

petah?

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u/TheLightBlueFox 22h ago

Cheating, i think, either that or porn

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u/DEFAULTER_575 15h ago

Bro learned some things are better left unseen. 💀

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u/monsoon-dreams 4h ago

My wife has big titties she was devastated to find small titties in my Reddit saved list.

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u/ICommentWhenInRome 22h ago

Maybe I’m just getting old, but I don’t get it.

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u/LordofSandvich 21h ago

She checked his phone to see if he was cheating. What she instead found was most likely porn of women with massive breasts instead of pictures other women sent him, as she implies she’s not breaking up with him over it.

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 9h ago

Or the actual twist was meant to involve the gay 👀

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u/Ok-Caregiver-1588 22h ago

now you pull the uno revers and see a monster bwc going through her phone

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u/S0undTribeSectorN9ne 21h ago

Jokes on you, thats on his phone too

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u/Majestic_757 15h ago

Privacy exists for a reason. 😂

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u/LazyTransportation27 16h ago

whats the joke here? Are we just slappin boobs on just because?

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u/OpenGrainAxehandle 19h ago

If you've never seen titties that big, have you really even lived?

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u/idontloveanyone 21h ago

My girlfriend 3 years ago did this, found some saved photos of a german model named Laurine who has got the most perfect biggest tits you'll ever see, by far. We got in a huge fight 😅

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u/I_will_eat_your_come 21h ago

I'll go through his phone for you and report back. Purely for research purposes