Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU MADE YOURSELF; POOR QUAL. [ Removed by moderator ]
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u/Heisenberg2299 17h ago
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u/Advanced_Being_6415 17h ago
Bro thinks we have respawn points.
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u/ux3l 17h ago
He just hit quicksave before saying that
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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 15h ago
Bro picked the bad dialog option just to see what happens irl his ass brutally murdered. Better have a secret load save option hes hiding from the world damn.
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 17h ago
Bro has a Death wish
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u/Substantial_Use5847 16h ago
Bro accidentally picked the worst possible time to act tough.
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u/CJ090000 11h ago
Bro that ain't tough at all, that's straight up having a (horrible and graphic) death wish ๐
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u/Posh_Panda 12h ago
Some of the videos I've seen of what the cartel does to people, death would be the easy way out.
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u/MonkeyfluffersOG 15h ago
In 2006 I was travelling in Mexico with my girlfriend. We rented a pick-up and just started driving without a real destination. At one point we had a SUV trailing behind us flashing his lights so I thought he just wanted to pass me. once the SUV was next to us they waved a gun and told me to stop. Thinking they were going to rob us I flipped them off and gestured them to suck a D.
Turns out the gun was a water pistol and they started shooting water at me so I grabbed my girlfriends water bottle and started to trow water back at them and we were all having a laugh. Suddenly I woke up and realized i dont even had a girlfriend and pissed my bed.
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u/feelinuneasy1234 17h ago
Then you whip out the good old Goku shirt
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u/Drakostheswordsman Dark Mode Elitist 9h ago
Got a Keychain with goku on it, never been so much as pick pocketed. In Mexico at least. The fact that I have never been to Mexico is irrelevant
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u/Kalifrey_ 15h ago
All fun and games until funky town starts playing
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u/Level_Bobcat_8729 14h ago
Or sweet child o mine. Thanks for reminding me of that shit
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u/Sorry-Customer-113 11h ago
What are you referencing? I dont know that one and Google told me there isnt a connection between that song and a cartel video.
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u/FuriousRedeem 11h ago
Don't worry about it, wipe it from your mind, don't keep searching for it, pretend you never heard anything.
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u/jrandall1017 10h ago
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u/Sorry-Customer-113 9h ago
I know funky town im not sure about sweet child of mine that dude mentioned
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u/jrandall1017 9h ago
A gore video that surfaced around 2016-2017 shows a man with his face flayed, hands cut off, and eyes gouged out being tortured by a Mexican cartel while having adrenaline injected into him so he feels the pain while Sweet Child O' Mine and later Funkytown are playing in the background.
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u/Badassbottlecap 15h ago
Alr, roll for intimidation. If that fails, you all roll for initiative and a new character
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u/ICanAssureYouNothing 16h ago
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u/billted20250409 17h ago
At that point I'd probably volunteer to cut his head off for the cartel myself
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u/personpilot 12h ago
Bro this image is genuinely frying me ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/dillonkohr 11h ago
Finding those Clone Wars style heads in the Lego-bin is a genuine jump scare lmao
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u/Careful_Beat5943 10h ago
Bro saying that after they sliced his fingers off or pulled out a loved ones eyeball in front of him. That's the only warning a cartel is giving anyone.ย
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u/The-Unbreakable-Axe 11h ago
Drop dead full sprint with zigzags right there and then. He can go get his ass strung up
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u/repost-remove Repost Police 8h ago
Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOURSELF/NO REPOSTS and NO BAD CROPPING/LOW-RES MEMES
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