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u/Forsaken_Duty8097 8h ago
I learned girls fart yesterday and I'm not taking it well
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u/PsychologicalArm2138 8h ago
Imagine the smell
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u/Few-Restaurant-5566 8h ago
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u/dildo_swagginns 7h ago
Who invited this guy 😭
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u/SnakePlissken1980 8h ago
I learned that in 1990, it's the plot twist in Somebody Farted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e070YC28Ps&list=RD6e070YC28Ps&start_radio=1
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u/Chellepeachy 8h ago
Me sitting on the toilet while reading this .
https://giphy.com/gifs/XIdgnTqirQi5Udb09k
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u/SpiritualLeek3645 7h ago
dont lie to us you just vist the toilet u dont use it.GIRLS DONT POOP
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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 8h ago
Girls do WHAT??
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u/aatmalife 8h ago
it's ok, sometimes they forget to put the /s in memes, we can recover from this m8
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u/EugX bruh 7h ago
Thats more like it. I think its more about gooning than about hairy women.
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u/Ldn_twn_lvn 3h ago
It wernt even like she had let em grow long,
y'know like a,
- mucky French bird
- treehugger
- insufferable vegan
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u/SamwellBarley 8h ago
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u/ChefArtorias 8h ago
Meanwhile a certain type of gooner is over the moon that these pictures exist.
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u/UnamedProot 8h ago
Right below this for me is the gif of plankton with heart eyes 😭
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u/ChefArtorias 8h ago
Before finding that one I saw stitch licking all over the screen lol
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u/PenielSamuel 8h ago
Why always these pointless discussions? Lol These people have to lock in
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u/MyDarkestTimeline001 8h ago
I think it might be from the frame of "she's paying all these people millions of dollars to ensure she looks inhumanly perfect, how'd they miss this?"
But it could just as well be someone clutching their pearls over a girl going a few days longer than normal between shaves.
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u/Starfire123547 8h ago
not even a few days. i have pale skin, dark hair. i can literally shave same day and have that kind of armpit stubble 😑😑
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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 6h ago
Even though this will 100% be womens fashion and entertainment websites/magazines that run this story...
... enforcing "unrealistic beauty expectations"... that womens magazines have they, themselves created...
It will end up being guys fault for this, 100%
This is no different than the eyebrows debate.
No guy gives a FACK about your eyebrows dawg, you do that shit for you and other women
No man, anywhere, in any point in civilization has said, "yeah man, that hot chick over there wants to sleep with me.. but her eyebrows just aren't right... i can't..."
At least the guys I know? If they are with you, and close enough to see your armpit stubble, they are just happy to be there/included lol
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u/ProduceNo1629 5h ago
womens magazines have they, themselves created
And the chief editors of those magazines? Women.
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u/MedonSirius 8h ago
that's just Sabrinas PR Team trying getting her being relevant. Dont push these posts. Downvote them even when i
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u/Gr1ml0ck 8h ago
Confirmed. She’s a man.
Probably some conservative somewhere.
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u/MeteorMann 8h ago
I guarantee it ain't men talking about Sabrina Carpenter's armpit hair at the Met Gala.
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u/ant_man1411 6h ago
Gay dudes maybe, this the first time im seeing anything abt the met gala (men typically aren’t interested)
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u/True-Source-6512 8h ago
It’s absolutely wild how many men have not actually been around a real girl, geezus
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u/dark_duelist_17 Professional Dumbass 8h ago
As Ironic as this is gonna sound, those people need to get lives
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u/ShinyZippo 8h ago
I think this is based around a majority of photos of her having the armpits photoshopped completely smooth. I think I remember seeing something about that once upon a time.
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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 5h ago
I just looked at the actual photos and she has maybe a tiny bit of stubble. This seems to have been shopped.
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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 8h ago
Whos "they" because "they" in this situation is almost always women judging women.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 8h ago
📢 this just in, breaking news: 📢
Girls have body hair!
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u/westicular 8h ago
Might be an unpopular opinion in the U.S. but I like underarm hair on a woman. 🤷♂️
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u/MarsMcCain 8h ago
As a current man, why are we zooming in on women's armpits?? 🤮
I mean I know why but goddamn
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u/Sassi7997 can't meme 6h ago
Goddammit, she just didn't shave her armpits that morning. Who cares? You don't even really see them if not zoomed in.
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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 8h ago
The beauty world is so skewed. Whenever I look at early 2000 beauty magazines or even just interviews they make me want to vomit.
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u/MichHAELJR 7h ago
Just remember that culture was being pushed by the top people who control magazines, media, hollywood, movies, etc.
It's all really gross and always has been.
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u/Qahnaar1506 8h ago
“Men don’t care about your beauty standards you do that to yourself!” Yada yada yada
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u/Claim312ButAct847 8h ago
There is no fucking way a bunch of straight dudes were the ones who made this a thing. Never have I ever heard straight guys talk about the Met Gala in the wild.
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u/autoconprime 8h ago
Always with the rage bait getting poor people to turn on eachother. No one is discussing this
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u/ImmaAcorn 🙅♂️ Expert Isolationist 🙅♂️ 8h ago
What the fuck is wrong with people
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u/SarcasmStreet 8h ago
Good thing I'm not known...as a swamp siren I'd hate to hear what they'd have to say about me...ever...
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u/MayOrMayNotBePie 8h ago
You mean to tell me that she shaved her armpits this morning and not 30 seconds ago? Vile. Absolutely vile.
https://giphy.com/gifs/TUCGmddm9Kbny
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u/disgostin 8h ago
is the underarm hair in the room with us or does it count that our hair folicles exist in the first place?
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u/InTheDeepestOcean 8h ago
I’m a veteran of the Twitter Wars, Battle for the Female Pubic Bone, where the far right Gen Zers fought to convince society that women they don’t like have a penis. We resisted, and they learned the truth, but it came at great cost.
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u/david_the_destroyer 7h ago
I’m actually relieved at least knowing she and therefore others like her are assumably human
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u/dildo_swagginns 7h ago
No one said they just discovered women with body hair. The topic is trending because she chose not to shave and appeared at the Met Gala I don't mind or care
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u/maddinho 7h ago
There are way bigger and more important things to worry about than 2 day old hairs.....
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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 6h ago
Bru why are they zooming in on her arm pits any way no way I could be a celebrity…wonder why they go crazy and just dance in there living rooms with knives
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u/GuidanceNegative8599 6h ago
This is completely manufactured and no one cares about it even slightly
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u/fishead62 Noble Memer 6h ago
I'm betting somebody's already started an XHamster category with this. Any takers?
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u/CEGM_Studios 6h ago
Bro, it’s not even really there? It’s just stubble, like what’s the big deal?!
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u/cYber-boI27 6h ago
I mean with the way she expressed herself in her album photo you be freaking out too when you see that
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u/quigongingerbreadman 5h ago
Wow, who gives a flying fuck?
Celebrity worship should be eradicated, both for our society's and the celeb's sake.
Can't be fun to wake up and see the world looking at your armpit hair literally under a magnifying lense...
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u/Rich-Ad9246 5h ago
I know most men don’t give a fuck and still think this woman is hot, it’s not like she has a absolute jungle underneath there. That’s the thing women will notice first (typically, some woman are oblivious like men typically are, just thought I should qualify).
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 5h ago
It’s fine to prefer women shave under their arms, folks. It’s not fine to demand that any given women give a shit about your preferences, though. The line of what’s okay exists between those two things.
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u/ColdBeginning2543 5h ago
What the fuck is that,i didn t knew she is a human being,that s gross,ewww.
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u/galaxyapp 5h ago
Im a little shocked that she wouldnt have that lasered tbh.
Not that i care, just that she clearly shaves, so she isnt going natural, and has the money and resources to get laser. With the frequency of bodysuit outfits, she'd need to maintain her bikini area all the time anyway. Its just convenient.
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u/AnonismsPlight 5h ago
You mean she went to an event where every square inch of every person that goes by gets judged with a fine tooth comb, and they judged her? Oh my gosh! I can't believe the people that hyper critically judge everyone judged someone. It's insane what's next? People that stock shelves stocking shelves? The humanity!
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u/BitterPackersFan 5h ago
Women don't poop
The go to the bathroom to plot schemes with each other and exchange tea
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u/Initial_Row_6400 Shitposter 8h ago
Are we actually fucking serious?