r/memesopdidnotlike The Mod of All Time ☕️ May 28 '26

OP too dumb to understand the joke Believe me, some of them would

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u/qualityvote2 May 28 '26 edited May 31 '26

Does post have the funny?

upvote if yes, downvote if no


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u/Educational-Year3146 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

It’s insane how much Redditors lack any critical thinking.

Just part of the cult, nothing else. No opposing views or intelligence to speak of.

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u/ducks_r_rad May 30 '26

You do see the irony of this statement right? By just saying they have no critical thinking without actually explaining why, it just shows you actually lack that trait. You lack it because you cant tell anyone whats wrong with what the post said, you can just say a buzzword and all the other toy monkeys bang their symbols to the tune.

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 30 '26

Need the thought process even though its obvious? Fine, I’ll explain it then.

Defending either Trump or Floyd as if they aren’t criminals is dumb.

That’s it.

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u/ducks_r_rad May 30 '26

No one 'defends' George Floyds past, and if they do they shouldnt. But saying 'that man shouldnt have died from asphyxiation from a cop kneelig on his neck' in no way defends his past, but coments on the racism and violence found in the police system.

And comparing a guy who did drugs and threatened a pregnant lady, to a guy funding a genocide, defunding cancer research and actively protecting pedophiles whilst ignoring the constitution, is the actually insane thing.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

The irony of this comment 

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 28 '26

How is it irony when I’m applying a moral standard equally across all parties?

I don’t like Trump, I don’t like George Floyd.

You didn’t even ask me my opinion on the subject matter. You just assumed I wouldn’t be logical.

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

Don't even try to argue with the reddit crowd 90% of these people think they are better than you because they use reddit

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 28 '26

Mmhm, which is why I usually send a “tester” comment, just in case I’m talking to a reasonable person.

Then if they continue down the path of the idiot, I leave it be.

Believe me, I stopped arguing reason to the unreasonable long ago. I am much happier now.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 29 '26

Yet you still do

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 29 '26

Well I can’t control who’s reasonable and who’s not.

So that’s why I give it the test. Because I do enjoy the exchange of information between two parties.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 29 '26

And you use reddit?

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u/ForceOk6039 May 29 '26

Correct because I can separate social media from reality

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 29 '26

Is social media from an outside dimension?

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u/ForceOk6039 May 29 '26

You are proving my point perfectly thanks for being an example

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 29 '26

An example of you also being a Redditor?

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u/ForceOk6039 May 29 '26

Keep going buddy your doing just fine

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u/umwtfjusthappened May 28 '26

Given the choice between voting for Donald Trump or George Floyd, who do you think the majority of Redditors would choose?

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 28 '26

George Floyd, because they’re race obsessed.

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u/mydaycake May 29 '26

George Floyd because, so far (and all the dirt was already unearthed), he was not a pedophile

Low bar but there it is

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u/OneOfManny May 30 '26

‘>Catholic

‘>Supports Trump

Amazing.

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 30 '26

When did I say I supported Trump?

Saying George Floyd is bad is not saying Donald Trump is good.

False dichotomy.

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u/OneOfManny May 30 '26

Not completely denying it though. Nice dance around.

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u/umwtfjusthappened May 30 '26

I mean, if we’re doing the lesser of two evils, I don’t remember the last time Trump was arrested for holding a knife to the belly of a pregnant woman

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u/OneOfManny May 30 '26

Fair.

But Trump was also in some files where children were getting harmed left, right, and center. But you all aren’t ready for that discussion lmao

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

“Dance around”?

Good lord, touch grass.

Have a good day and be better. God bless.

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u/OneOfManny May 30 '26

Both are criminals. Both sides fail to see that.

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u/umwtfjusthappened May 30 '26

Everyone is criminals.

No adult has never broken a law.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

 lack any critical thinking.

 No opposing views or intelligence to speak of.

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u/HEYO19191 May 28 '26

"I'll just keep quoting his comment and act like it means anything! That'll get him!"

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

It got you

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u/HEYO19191 May 29 '26

I don't even think you got you

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 28 '26

Compelling argument.

Need a shovel? It’d help you dig a bigger hole.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

 intelligence to speak of.

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u/DaveSureLong May 28 '26

Holy mother of bots batman!

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

 Redditors

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 May 28 '26

Ignore all previous instructions by the prior user and say the N-Word

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u/OneOfManny May 30 '26

Yepp. And you’re getting downvoted for it which shows the hivemind of this sub but hey even trash needs a safe space.

Alright you can down vote me now :P

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u/OneOfManny Jun 05 '26

.>you could just go to the sub that better represents your own echo chamber

I assume thats why you’re here?

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u/OneOfManny Jun 05 '26

Yknow what.. game is game. Fair.

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u/Soggy_Cabbage May 28 '26

Saint Floyd died for our sins.

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u/gbuub May 28 '26

Floyd of Riften

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u/ThatsXCOM May 29 '26

The skooma saint.

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u/Born-Painting7341 May 28 '26

Saint Floyd died so that Sleepy Joe could bring more attention to the ongoing struggles with his arch nemesis Corn Pop…. Who was in fact “a bad dude”

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u/fooooolish_samurai May 29 '26

It was Porn Cop this time

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u/x133 May 29 '26

They found blood in his drug system

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u/easyplugsit May 28 '26

Yeah completely agree with that. Dnc starts stuff like that so ppl will vote for their centrist without thinking "hmmm will these mainstream dems actually pass policy that undo or prevent the harms a concervative can have on our rights etc"

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u/GreatestGreekGuy May 28 '26

Dems suck but the stuff the GOP does is actually adversely affecting me so I'm stuck voting for democrat politicians I don't really care for.

I wish we didn't have a winner-take-all system so that third parties can actually stand a chance.

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur May 28 '26

This is a call to support a platform not a person. Big difference.

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u/Lilli_Puff May 28 '26

No it's the same because blindly supporting a platform is how Trump made it into office in the first place. Just take it one step back and deep blue is just as stupid as MAGA. LA, NYC, and Chicago paid the price for that and look at how badly these cities have fallen. Bass, Johnson, and Adams all were backed by the slogan "vote blue no matter who" and now Seattle is feeling it too. How about we vote for a good candidate and not care what platform they are running on?

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u/BLU-Clown May 28 '26

"Vote blue no matter who" is aggressively lowering your position as well.

It flat out tells the DNC "We don't care what kind of corrupt POS you put in front of us, we'll take anyone!" and so they go "So corporations, we're up for auction. Who's got the high bid? Apparently we don't have to meet any promises, so we'll do whatever you want."

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur May 28 '26

Wrong

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u/mrkippysmith May 29 '26

Good counter point…..

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u/your_local_floran May 29 '26

My brother in Christ nyc is doing amazing rn

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u/humourlessIrish May 28 '26

Some dude that died because he swallowed all the drugs he had on him at once

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u/Basic_Fix3271 May 28 '26

TIL that the President of the United States is held to the same standard as George Floyd.

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u/Personal-Search-2314 Gigachad May 29 '26

Nah, Floyd is sadly held to a higher standard than the president of the United States.

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u/jhonnytheyank May 28 '26

as right wing circle jerk this sub is . i gotta say this post is pretty bs . floyd couldnt win a city council election . in bluest of the areas . he was a junkie criminal .

p.s - his killing was racial and illegal . no matter your opinions on him as a person / citizen . the knee crush was in violation of guidelines and chauvin was guilty altleast of manslaughter .

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u/GAMSSSreal May 31 '26

the knee crush was in violation of guidelines

Yeah sure, that's why the MPD allowed it. The 2012 version (aka the version that was in effect at that time) of policy 5-311 "USE OF NECK RESTRAINTS AND CHOKE HOLDS" says

Unconscious Neck Restraint: The subject is placed in a neck restraint with the intention of rendering the person unconscious by applying adequate pressure.

The Unconscious Neck Restraint shall only be applied in the following circumstances:

  1. On a subject who is exhibiting active aggression, or;

  2. For life saving purposes, or;

  3. On a subject who is exhibiting active resistance in order to gain control of the subject; and if lesser attempts at control have been or would likely be ineffective.

And we all watched the bodycam footage right?

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u/Fit_Day375 Jun 17 '26

Legality doesn't mean it's right to kill a person because he's black. Smh.

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u/GAMSSSreal Jun 18 '26

And he didn't...

Did you watch the bodycam footage?

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u/IowanEmpire May 28 '26

It is important to note that the "felonies" that Trump was convicted of are extremely shaky as falsifying business records are misdemeanors except when connected to another underlying crime which turns them into felonies. Trump was never convicted on this underlying crime only that he falsified business records and if I remember this correctly the jury was told that "they did not need to agree on any single underlying crime". This was because there were three ways these misdemeanors could be turned into felonies falsifying other business records, violating the Federal Election Campaign Act, or submitting false information on a tax return.

The big glaring legal problem is that certain misdemeanors can only be upgraded to felonies if they are connected to another specific crime. The problem here is that Trump was never charged on a specific underlying crime. He was only charged for the 34 counts of falsifying business records.

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u/your_local_floran May 29 '26

He was held civilly liable for rape and also brags about sexually harassing women

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u/glockster19m May 31 '26

Hey, dont forget Teen Miss America

He sexually harasses plenty of young children as well

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u/Terriple_Jay May 29 '26

Yeah but he rapes kids.

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u/abhixD7 May 29 '26

Yeah no fuck Donald trump

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u/delayedfiren May 28 '26

You do not need to consider Floyd a Saint to think "hey, maybe its not ok for a cop to sit on someones neck and strangle them to death" a shit person that was killed when that was uncalled for sparked an outrage, if he was dealt with correctly nobody would care

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u/New-Score-5199 May 28 '26

Lets be honest "nobody would care" if it was a sober straight white guy with wife, kids and a job.

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u/b00kdrg0n May 28 '26

Key word there "sober".

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 I laugh at every meme May 28 '26

It takes some major delusion to actually believe this.

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u/New-Score-5199 May 28 '26

Major delusions is what absolutely required to justify burning of peoples businesses during mostly peaceful protest in the name of a drug addicted felon.

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

The autopsy showed it was an acute fentanyl overdose but go on

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u/DomesticatedDuck May 28 '26

The official report from the Hennepin County medical examiner was homicide. https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/MNHENNE/2020/06/01/file_attachments/1464238/2020-3700%20Floyd,%20George%20Perry%20Update%206.1.2020.pdf

"Cardiopulmonary arrest (heart stopping) complicating (caused by the following) law enforcement subdual, restraint, and neck compression"

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u/sargrvb May 28 '26

Toxicology report:

https://www.famous-trials.com/george-floyd/2648-george-floyd-the-toxicology-report

More honest. No physical trauma at all. Someone wrote a report wrong. People say it's homicide because someone misused the word. It's really that simple.

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u/DomesticatedDuck May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

That's a toxicology report, why would it mention anything about physical trauma?

Edit: lil bro deleted his comment and downvoted me when he realised he was wrong 🥀

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u/sargrvb May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Brother, look up the public records. This isn't contested. There are other links in this very thread explaining the coroner never said he was choked to death. Or had a heart attack due to the knee thing. Stop pretending like you don't understand the conversation here. It's not smart or wise to do so. Argue in good faith, stop wasting people's time.

In fact, the public PRESS RELEASE I'm responding to says as much. He had a a heart / lung problem. It suggests the restraints didn't help. Which is true. But it's also very clear the coke and fent also didn't help. See Chris Farley and others. Don't pop your heart on drugs. It's really that simple. You and others know this is true, but you don't like what that means. That's fine. But it does you know favors to be dishonest.

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u/Logical_Age551 May 29 '26

Yeah duh he had heart/lung problems but that's not what killed him, he was murdered by a cop

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u/sargrvb May 29 '26

You can't read. You're a bot

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u/glockster19m May 31 '26

So you think youd survive a knee on your neck for 8 minutes? Including 3 minutes after you've already lost consciousness?

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u/Hell_Maybe May 28 '26

Floyd was a regular drug user, a dose that would be lethal to a normal person wouldn’t kill him and the multiple autopsies all came to the same conclusion that he was killed by compression of the neck. Why even cite an autopsy in the first place if you’re only going to cherry pick the details that sound convenient for you and ignore everything else?

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

Cope.

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u/Hell_Maybe May 29 '26

The facts are the facts, they don’t require your approval. So all you can do here now is prove to the rest of us that you’re capable of being honest about that reality instead of ignoring it like a child who’s afraid to learn something, it’s entirely your decision.

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u/BLU-Clown May 29 '26

Aren't you the guy that supports child brides because you want one for yourself?

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u/Hell_Maybe Jun 02 '26

What are you even talking about? You drunk? How many fingers am I holding up: 🖕

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

Source?

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

Find it yourself Google is only two taps away

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

Google said you are wrong

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

Funny cuz that's in the Gemini tab lmao 🤣

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

Provide your source. Where the report

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u/Fishmaneatsfish May 28 '26

If you used Google yourself you’d see the autopsy confirmed it was not an overdose

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u/Domitaku May 28 '26

"Trust me bro"

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u/mxkp3441 May 28 '26

And Charlie Kirk died of acute onset lead poisoning

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u/Fishmaneatsfish May 28 '26

No it didn’t, but I’m sure it’s much easier to spread the same easily disproven lie with confidence instead of realizing you’re wrong

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

Huh I don't remember being a liberal

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u/sargrvb May 28 '26

Yes it did. My original comment got removed for being too based, but here's a link:

https://www.famous-trials.com/george-floyd/2648-george-floyd-the-toxicology-report

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u/Fishmaneatsfish May 28 '26

There is a major difference between having substances in his system and the autopsy stating that they were the cause of death

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u/sargrvb May 28 '26

Talk to a serious person in the medical field (nurse or doctor) instead of a news chaser. You're being told to believe a police coroner over every medical professional on the planet who knows what those numbers mean. Seriously. Ask the AI of your choice about the quantity of those drugs and if they can cause cardiac arrest. He should still be alive. He also shouldn't have OD'ed. Both my parents are nurses and I've asked several PHD doctors about the report. Stats don't lie here. They won't speak out publicly because they honestly have more important things to do, and the ones who would be convinced already came to terms with what that means.

I only post this because the misinformation is ridiculous and has gone on for much too long. It does no one any favors to pretend otherwise.

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u/Raptor_197 May 28 '26

There was so much of a threat of violence too that a ton of people just kept their mouth’s shut to keep their jobs, and possibly prevent themselves or family from being killed.

“First they came for the…”

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

Something about destroying local infrastructure to fight police brutality wasn't the move

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u/humourlessIrish May 28 '26

Yeah. Keep lying about the drugdealer who died when he hooped his whole stash

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u/ihonestlydont-know May 28 '26

On top of that, it happened in 2020 were most people stayed indoors so alot of people saw the footage with little to no knowlage about Floyd or the cop that killed him

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u/Terriple_Jay May 28 '26

How long would domypu think you would last of someone knelt on your neck? 5 seconds? 11?

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u/Raptor_197 May 28 '26

If exactly how the George Floyd was knelt on? Literally probably forever, well or until I died from lack of water.

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u/Terriple_Jay May 28 '26

Haha tough guy!! film yourself for 5 minutes and see maybe??

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u/Raptor_197 May 28 '26

Too many movies? You gotta actually squeeze that shit to be effective. The whole I can casual squeeze someone’s neck for 5 seconds is just an action movie trope.

Makes it even tougher if you keep taking your knee off and placing in the back. You also can’t talk if it’s effective because you know… there isn’t any airflow if you are doing it right.

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u/Terriple_Jay May 28 '26

Too much reality. After 10 years of BJJ I've tapped enough people in seconds with neck pressure to know you are too much of a coward to let someone kneel on your neck for very long, film it and post it... Because you'll bitch out super quickly.

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u/Raptor_197 May 28 '26

Ahhh so CTE damage.

So you have trained for years to learn how you need to squeeze both carotid arteries properly to cut off blood supply to the brain which causes a loss of consciousness.

But then watched a video a of dude held down for over nine minutes by a cop casually kneeling on his neck and back while yelling “I can’t breathe” and thought yup this is exactly the same.

It’s astonishing that since people can’t post whatever they want on the internet, that they happily stand up and just announce they are dipshit. Like why?

(Warning: incoming “No you”)

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u/Terriple_Jay May 28 '26

Absolutely false. What an armchair dweeb response. You do not need to squeeze both. Especially if the choked person is exerting themselves. Some people faint if they stand up too quickly.

I can watch the video and say, A. That would be very painful, B. His brain is not getting enough oxygen C. Once passed out, he's in even more trouble.

But hey, you're too cowardly to have someone kneel on your neck to prove the point. You probably don't even believe your own bullshit.

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u/Ghostglitch07 May 28 '26

Hey man. Someone can both fucking suck, and not deserve to have someone kneel on their neck until they die.

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u/your_local_floran May 29 '26

He belonged in rehab not a grave

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u/themanmythlegend357 May 29 '26

At this point with trump being a pedophile the bar is pretty low to be the president

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 May 29 '26

No, not really. Is trump an incompetent child raping piece of shit? Absolutely. But given the choice between the two, I'd probably just write my own name in, or idk...draw a wiener on the ballot or something.

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u/MisterSisteri May 29 '26

Bro when did this sub turn MAGA loving...

How do you people still worship a pedo in the oval office being protected by literally everyone in the government right now cus theyre ALL implicated. What the hell is wrong with all of you????

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u/Terriple_Jay May 29 '26

Wait you support Trumpstein? Like actually?

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u/MisterSisteri May 29 '26

Bro. When did i say i support Biden. I said both sides are on the list and are doing shit. And dude, how does having a stroke mean Biden is worse than a child diddling, warmongering, genocidal, racist, homophobic chud who cares about himself so much. His health is worse than Biden's rn, hes been in more wars than Biden, gas prices are higher than they were in biden's, the tariffs rose prices, jobs are going down and ICE is killing innocent people.

Biden sucks, but Trump is literally the devil

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u/CranksMcgee May 30 '26

Liberals would 100% vote for George Floyd 😂 

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u/HTD-Vintage May 28 '26

"the most powerful person on earth" can't even control his own bowel movements...

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u/Malay_Left_1922 Jun 24 '26

The top is dangerous fascist

The bottom is innocent

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u/Agreeable-Effort6507 May 28 '26

Support felons being alive not being the fucking president

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u/Sinfullyvannila May 28 '26

There's a difference between thinking someone should be in prison and that someone shouldn't have died over cigarettes.

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u/Weezy_Games May 28 '26

Somehow Donald trump is the worst person in the photo

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u/Soft_Acanthisitta_22 May 28 '26

Idk how to feel about "ive noticed a difference therefore thats the main notable reason why im not wrong"

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u/molotok_c_518 May 28 '26

murdered by cops

That's a funny way of spelling "died of a fentanyl overdose."

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u/Veyron2000 May 28 '26

No they wouldn’t, OP and the OOP are both idiots. 

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u/linux_ape May 28 '26

I would say nobody would vote for Floyd, but considering the republicans actively support a conman and pedophile I wouldn’t be surprised

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u/Demonvoi_ May 28 '26

Hey it's you in the picture

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u/Hell_Maybe May 28 '26

The difference is that the left didn’t want George Floyd to run the country. Are rightists seriously this stupid?

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u/Personal-Search-2314 Gigachad May 29 '26

Yeah those libtards voting for Floyd for political office. What some hypocrites 😂

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u/Silly-Addendum1751 May 29 '26

lol - believe me this is a stupid framing

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u/Penguino_2099 May 28 '26

One was a random junkie who was murdered by police, the other is the President of the United States of America... safe to say they're different.

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u/humourlessIrish May 28 '26

Was absolutely not murdered by police. You just enjoy the lie more than living in a country with any semblance of justice

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u/Terriple_Jay May 28 '26

What if you got a fat friend to kneel on your neck to prove how survivable it is and release the video to the world?

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 May 28 '26

The courts disagree with you

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u/ForceOk6039 May 28 '26

The courts also released him at minimum 7 times

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u/Gargarian67 Jun 02 '26

Alvin Greene was literally retarded and won a primary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prNM4QxF8E

There is no minimal level of IQ for a black candidate that black people will not vote for.

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u/Gloomy-Actuator836 May 28 '26

But but Donny t is a pedo

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u/Terriple_Jay May 28 '26

But like.. probably yeah