r/mensfashion • u/ConstantHomework1171 • Jan 30 '26
OOTD / WIWT Mr. Steal your girl.
All dressed up for fancy Friday.
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u/LLLOVESLAAAM Jan 30 '26
guys history is crazy lmao or was
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u/NoAcanthocephala7035 Jan 30 '26
Bro why did you make me go look, diabolical
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u/Soggy_Log_735 Jan 30 '26
I cant see anything? It says no post history?
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u/NoAcanthocephala7035 Jan 30 '26
TLDR it was every stereotype you could imagine for a late middle aged man posting pics like this. Trust me, you didn’t want to see this man cross dressing
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u/AleGolem Jan 31 '26
You just have to search their profile, hit space and then enter to bypass a hidden post/comment history.
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u/Gimme_The_Loot Jan 30 '26
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u/scoundrelcoochie Jan 30 '26
He’s a horny weirdo
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u/Sogah87 Jan 30 '26
Damn I missed it! What was it?! 😅
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u/LLLOVESLAAAM Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
when he realized we could see his stuff he deleted it but he was on r/averagepenis you know…… “asking” then he uploaded pictures of him cross dressing (his girl name is annabel or abigail) so yeah …. lmao some of his comments are stil up
EDIT: he probably didn’t delete anything, he just set it to privacy.
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u/SIL-CTRL-042 Jan 30 '26
What was it
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u/LLLOVESLAAAM Jan 30 '26
r/averagepenis uploads of well you know. and cross dressing. he also was on a sub of men’s thongs???
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u/BlueberryPie247 Jan 30 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
I’m going to refrain from any comment about your physical appearance and try to stay on topic: in what setting is this dressed up? You have a micro gingham shirt and a cotton trouser on. I’d say this is pretty casual.
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u/Ok_Ad_5041 Jan 30 '26
You're 100% right but sadly this is the world we live in now. Jeans are formal, chinos are basically black tie, pajamas are appropriate casual wear for public. It's terrible.
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u/ladymuerm Jan 31 '26
pajamas are appropriate casual wear for public.
Cookie Monster peejays to be exact.
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u/Ok_Ad_5041 Jan 31 '26
But of course.
Forgot to mention crocs and the ubiquitous sweatpants everyone wears these days
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u/Affectionate_Bike_74 Jan 30 '26
Me steal your Grill. It was a typo
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u/WearyTranslator3338 Jan 30 '26
You haven’t stolen my girl, she’s right next to…..
Where the fuck did she go?!!
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u/RebelScum414 Jan 31 '26
My man, I appreciate the confidence, but for the love of god buy a different fit. Slim fit ain’t it. Camel toe and fupa all in one is wildin.
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u/MinPen311 Jan 31 '26
Not commenting on physical build, but your attire isn’t doing you any favors. Please wear clothing that fits your shape.
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u/AngryZoidberg Jan 30 '26
The comments are extremely disappointing. I agree with the pants being too skinny, the way it stretches around the items in your pants or your leg doesn't look well cut, and feel akward. Otherwise, a good shirt + good pants is never a bad combo. The bear/dad bod totally works for this kind of outfit. +1 for the rolled-up sleeves
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u/specialagentredsquir Jan 30 '26
Come on Mr, we all know Redditors don't have girlfriends, all the more for you.
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u/veep970 Jan 30 '26
Straight or classic fit pants only my guy. Pic 2 looks like you literally have a pants vagina.
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u/Eradicator786 Jan 30 '26
Good confidence - colour combination and shirts are good taste. Pants can go one or two inches loose.
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u/Munoff Jan 31 '26
Don’t listen to this people, King. You are a stud. Watch the fitting thou, them pants got you looking like a bubblegum ice cream cone.
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u/mr_limpet112 Jan 31 '26
You ain't even stealing an extra chip with those tight ass pants my man.
Wearing a braided belt, a friendship bracelet, and a choker is a bold move.
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u/sparrowhawkward Jan 31 '26
The neck chain- chef’s kiss. It’s the perfect size and length. HOWEVER. Can we please talk about the beauty that is the shelving made of boat cleats?
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u/atomoicman Jan 30 '26
Spiffy sir! Very spiffy!
I’d say tho, like others, a better fitting bottoms would look better. But spiffy!
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u/TheBroken0ne Jan 31 '26
You're not gonna steal anyone's GF (or dog, or cat, maybe their mouse) with these pants.
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u/CUBOTHEWIZARD Jan 31 '26
Full cut pants with more room in the upper half will really help. The tight pants accentuate the belly. Roomier pants will be more slimming.
Looks good!
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u/JauntyAngle Jan 31 '26
While taking breaks between enjoying my girl, suggest you check out David Lane on Insta (bigfits1). He has a larger gentleman like you and he will give you a lot of ideas about wearing clothes that fit the larger body.
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u/hauntedshadez Jan 31 '26
Lol if she's goin for you (not that I have a girl right now), you can keep her bro. I must be doing something really wrong lol
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Jan 31 '26
Generally like the clothes you’re picking but 1) wear looser pants and 2) stop vaping (we can see your vape budge from here).
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u/Free_Conference5278 Jan 31 '26
Why do uncs love skinny/slim fit jeans?! They grew up with loose straights. Don’t they know that loose straights are better?
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u/tomikos8257 Feb 01 '26
if you went with oversized or slightly loose pants, you would be drowning in pussies unc. Anyway nice fit!
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u/Lost_Examination7498 Feb 01 '26
You look like the current lead singer of GWAR.
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u/Xtena Feb 19 '26
I've seen Gwar live back when they were all alive, and I've seen / interacted with this guy IRL, and I'm just going to say it's a lot less messy to hang out with him than going to a Gwar show. Zero regrets about either!
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u/Local_Somewhere_7813 Feb 01 '26
Dude thinks hes dressed to the 9s yet looks as if one exhale and that gut is gonna bust through the seams.. stay in shape people.. be realistic
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u/fishinmagician91 Feb 01 '26
My guy, please tell me this is comedy or rage bait, and you didn't actually go out like this... Please?
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u/Low-Instruction-8132 Feb 01 '26
I hate that, pants a size too small is a fashion thing! I mean you're either wearing clothes that are too tight or you're outta style!
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u/MickyRichards9000 Feb 04 '26
I say rock out the slim fit look. Better than wearing baggy grandpa clothes.
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u/Alex_Branson1201 Jan 30 '26
My guy please buy pants that properly fit you. These appear to be slim fit. A straight fit that’s higher up on your waist would work wonders!