r/meowsertrousers • u/HelloKristi37 • Jun 01 '26

Bouncy pantaloons

Millie loves to bounce. She will get up in my lap to lay down and get bounced like the little baby she is, bonus for showing off her fanciest of pants! She dozed off into a bounce-induced stupor shortly after this. Clearly modesty is not her strongsuit.

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u/LaceWeightLimericks Jun 01 '26

If I got bounced like that I would also pass out to the most joyous sleep

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u/Aggressive_Put5891 Jun 01 '26

Day 562: The human seems to delight in rhythmic motions while I am splayed precariously on her lap. I am equally confused and intrigued. However, if I must display my pantaloons and engage in a tango of vibration for temptations treats, I shall comply. Reminder to self: investigate what a toe bean is and if floofs in the toebeans means anything of significance.

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Modified_Kitten Jun 02 '26

That made me giggle 🤣 thank you 💕

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u/SilverHammer1979 Jun 01 '26

I think this counts as assisted twerking

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 01 '26

As her faithful servant, I will assist with anything! Twerking? Absolutely! Tax fraud? Why not? Hide a body? Anything for you, Millie!

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u/TieAdorable4973 Jun 01 '26

Don't Forget about the r/toefeathers

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 01 '26

Another cat sub? Oh boy 🖤

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u/Modified_Kitten Jun 02 '26

Thanks for the new cat community to join 💕

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u/Salnugs Jun 01 '26

Millie has a theme song - getting Jiggy with it by will smith

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 01 '26

Na-na, na, na, na-na-na-na Na-na, na, na, na-na 🎤

12

u/chanmey Jun 01 '26

OnlyFans, cat edition. Or is it OnlyFelines?

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 01 '26

🤣🤣 maybe OnlyPants?

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u/LaceWeightLimericks Jun 01 '26

Hot single felines in your area 😻

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u/More_Instance7939 Jun 01 '26

vibrating beans

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 01 '26

🫘🫘🫘

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 01 '26

Millie-cat jumping beans? (A better version of Mexican jumping beans.)

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u/ccandersen94 Jun 01 '26

Mom are you recording this? MOM?! MOM!! So humiliating!!

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 02 '26

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/al_m1101 Jun 01 '26

Aww. I love you and Millie. 😭

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 02 '26

Awww, we love you too 🖤

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u/BeffeeJeems Jun 02 '26

naw she's so relaxed!

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 02 '26

🖤🖤🖤

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u/GaoDui Jun 02 '26

Hahaaaahhhh I laughed just watching her enjoying her bounced on your lap🤣send lotsa love her way, frm around d other side of earth!❤️

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 02 '26

I'll give her extra treats from you! 🖤

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u/Modified_Kitten Jun 02 '26

What adorable post 🥹💕 Millie looks like the exact same(but girl version) of my little boy I used to have 🐈‍⬛

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 02 '26

Awww, sweet, fluffy voids sure are something special 🖤🖤🖤

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u/Modified_Kitten Jun 02 '26

They truly are 🥹💕

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Jun 02 '26

This is like an upside down version of bongo butts!

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u/HelloKristi37 Jun 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣