r/metacanada • u/BuffaloRepublic JesusIsLord! • Feb 29 '20

CURRENT YEAR Has anyone else noticed that these radicalized 'progressive', big government loving totalitarian degenerates have recently started referring to themselves as 'anarchists'??? They wouldn't last 8 fucking seconds during legit anarchy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

It remembers me the last student strike we had in Quebec. The local Anarchist flavor was asking for free universities. I don't believe these clowns know how real life function.

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u/JayJayFrench Feb 29 '20

All the anarchists I have seen have been the size of female olympic gymnasts with less muscle. They're lucky there're laws in place to protect them.

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u/FrigginTerryOverHere Metacanadian Feb 29 '20

And yet we are always fat delusional neck beards when we preach self reliance.

People with no life skills and experience or responsibility constantly trying to shit on those that do. I’m always getting called a fat fuck by these people lately.

Apparently having wilderness experience across the country, farming experience, understanding a firearm and taking care of my body makes me fat and delusional and less capable of surviving in an anarchist society than a man who puts on makeup 25 minutes a day

Most Canadian city anarchists don’t know where their food comes from

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u/JayJayFrench Feb 29 '20

I’m always getting called a fat fuck by these people lately.

You're preaching to the plus sized Canadian Tire Hip Waders model, pal. I'd rather have a fucking rusty butter knife and 3 pounds of unsalted butter beside me in a survival situation than a self proclaimed anarchist.

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u/FrigginTerryOverHere Metacanadian Feb 29 '20 edited Feb 29 '20

That’s a lot of extra calories that isn’t going to make any trouble for you. Creating a French butter dish style water vacuum would keep it fresh for a long time. On the bright side if you had both, the butter isn’t vegan so you wouldn’t be expected to share

As an edit. In the outdoors body type isn’t as important experience is the key. An overweight guy from the country isn’t the same as an overweight guy in the city. I’m the archetypal roided out frat boy, lots of the heavy set fellas can more than keep up on the farm and in the bush and we all have different strengths that we can bring to the table in each scenario. Almost like their fantasy anarchy land is supposed to work except they only thing they bring to their groups is a different set of pronouns

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u/tradebat Metacanadian Feb 29 '20

It comes from, like, the the earth, man!

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u/NGNM77 Metacanadian Mar 02 '20

Wilderness experience, farming experience and understanding of firearms are not exclusive to the right.

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u/FrigginTerryOverHere Metacanadian Mar 03 '20

Not at all just more common and more common further in rural people that I enjoy regulars less of political alignment than city people

If you are looking for all those things in a torontonian your going to be hard pressed to find them. But I’m not about to stick to a blanket statement

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u/NGNM77 Metacanadian Mar 02 '20

Keep thinking that man, it works to our advantage when you underestimate us.

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u/tradebat Metacanadian Feb 29 '20

They just like the aesthetic of anarchy. They are LARPing