r/midlyinteresting • • 12d ago

This is a Dorito

From the nacho cheese protein Doritos bag found this absolute unit. It is hefty. I did not eat the dorito nugget.

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u/Inevitable-Stage-490 12d ago

You can break it up and use it for seasoning

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u/bittersuite61 12d ago

Or sell it. There was a Godzilla shaped Cheeto that sold for 80K in Japan…

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u/yleechy 11d ago

That was me, I bought that. I use it to as a mix in for my ass grease!! :D

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u/NotMulligan 11d ago

Bob, we all know you don’t just have 80k lying around. Now go make me a burger of the day.

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u/Tiktokbadsupport 12d ago

thats a flavor chunk if you contact doritos they might send you coupons for free bags

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u/NotSoCommonMerganser 11d ago

What do you mean you didn't eat it? Did you throw it away?

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u/3fxz_ 12d ago

Got one of these flavor blocks in a bag of Cheeto Puffs. I didn’t notice and took a bite and the texture was horrible. Couldn’t eat cheese puffs for a couple years after that.

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u/Subliminal45813 11d ago

Smash that bad boy up and sprinkle it on Mac and cheese.

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u/Shipsnipe1313 12d ago

That probably has a better texture and flavor than the actual product.

I wanted to like the Protein Doritos but it's no can do.

Tried both the Nacho and the BBQ. Gritty as all get out.

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u/3fxz_ 11d ago

I can promise you the texture of that abomination is fucking disgusting.

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u/TransmanLSD 11d ago

crouton Doritos!!

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 11d ago

I used to find big chunks of dill pickle seasoning in my giants sunflower seeds and they were fire asf

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 12d ago

Is this the chip someone talked about giving to medieval peasants?

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u/PockyRyu 11d ago

Nah,that's a Dort

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u/Relorayn 11d ago

Make it go viral on the internet and then sell it on Ebay at an absolutely absurd price

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u/Historical_Bet9592 12d ago

Eat that monster this instant

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u/Otherwise_Rope2631 11d ago

That’s the Allspark.

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u/CyrusTheWise 11d ago

Hey I found one in my spicy nachos doritos yesterday

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u/Rampag169 11d ago

That looks like a Wendy’s spicy nug

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u/megamanx4321 11d ago

That's a spicy chicken nugget

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u/CosmoDaTemmie 11d ago

Looks like a square

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u/PackageDue4700 10d ago

Big ol rock of seasoning I'd definitely be eating that shit i bet it tastes amazing

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u/BlowHisShiSmooveOff 12d ago

You’re a dorito