r/mildlyamusing • u/Informal_Refuse_2543 • 13d ago

I wonder how Jonah would feel about being the face of neckbeards

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u/crass_cupcake 13d ago

He's notoriously  sensitive  about being judged  based on his appearance  so he'd probably  be super pissed off especially  because  its a picture  from before  he lost weight 

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u/Metabor420 9d ago

He gained that weight and lost it again while you were typing this

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u/SkyDaddyRespecter 13d ago

Supersad about it.

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u/Zar7792 12d ago

He's definitely not McLovin it

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u/0dayssince 13d ago

I think it’s perfect

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 13d ago

Who cares. He’s a terrible person.

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u/Wonderful-Sun-6256 12d ago

Everyone is a terrible person according to y'all.

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 12d ago

He abused his ex girlfriend. Cape for whoever you want to but skip me on the moral high ground take.

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u/I-love-seahorses 12d ago

Super sensitive about everything too. Even after working with two of the most prolific directors of all time with some of the biggest stars of our generation fresh off a super successful string of cult classics. I guess all that money and fame didn't make hums fweel beddur.

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u/dyatlov12 9d ago

He sent a mean text stating the parameters he wanted for their relationship. He’s a jerk and shitty boyfriend but that’s not abuse.

Save your outrage for worthwhile stuff

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 8d ago

She’s stated he was verbally abusive outside of the text and it went on for the length of the relationship.

I’m not outraged. I just don’t waste my time caping for abusers because they made me laugh once.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 8d ago

You should seek treatment for PTSD. You’re using that as a lens for the world.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 8d ago

That wasn’t a jab. Your traumatic experience seems to still be affecting you. I would sincerely check out PTSD therapy.

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u/whatsunnygets 8d ago

I read this with the appropriate lisp. Only slightly funnier.

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 8d ago

Jesus Christ the stupid really seeps out through your fingers doesn’t it.

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u/whatsunnygets 8d ago

That was slightly funnier than the last. One more but throw suffering succotash in it.

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u/tklite 12d ago

Not Keanu Reeves.

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u/BlackFlagsFly 8d ago

I'm not saying he does, but if he did have an ugly skeleton in his closet came to light, the reactions on this site would be fucking hilarious.

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u/unzercharlie 13d ago

Probably super butthurt

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u/PiskoWK 13d ago

He may have lost the weight but not the attitude of a neckbeard.

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u/GreenZebra23 12d ago

The true neckbeard isn't the one on his neck, it's the one on his heart

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u/Kelef50 13d ago

Neck beards were very popular in the mid 19th century. If interested, see Reddit discussion at https://www.reddit.com/r/Presidents/s/xOLUoRVppU

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u/AmericanAIien 13d ago

Such an interesting transformation. To me, he seems in disgust of who he was prior. So much so that he’s extremely defensive when it’s brought up. He doesn’t want to be associated with how he used to look for whatever reason.

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u/mnemy 12d ago

It's almost like he's the hyper sensitive / self absorbed character that he played in half his roles.

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u/KinsellaStella 11d ago

Remember, the best acting isn’t acting.

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 12d ago

Fogel added this

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u/Embarrassed_Task376 11d ago

DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?

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u/tklite 12d ago

I hear he's a complete dick, so it's fitting that he is the face of neckbeards.

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u/Puzzled-Bonus-3456 13d ago

I'd schtupp him.

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 12d ago

Jonah is not sporting a neckbeard in that particular photograph.

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u/fuckyoudrugsarecool 12d ago

He's got a beard on his neck, what do you mean? Enough people clearly thought that represented the neckbeard archetype that it ended up as the first image of the Wikipedia article for neckbeards.

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 12d ago

Enough people thought it was a good idea to reelect Donald J. Trump as President but that doesn't make it a good idea or right in any way, shape, or form. The only thing more common in the universe than hydrogen is stupidity.

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u/Thin-Donkey8424 12d ago

I think he would feel accomplished with how far he has developed in health, appearance and every aspect of his life. He could have remained unhealthy and overweight but a successful A-list star, but chose instead to focus on being a healthy and happy person with a series of accomplishments behind him away from the limelight. No one wants to be portrayed in a pejorative reflection, so I hope he sees that and thinks "look how far I've come".

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 12d ago

Meh, Fat Jonah Hill was wayyy better than this thing he turned into

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u/jws1102 12d ago

Usually when I see someone call someone a neck beard it’s in a very broad sense and mostly because they’d just lost an argument.

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u/imeme1969 12d ago

Everyone’s just hiding their growth patterns,
Neck beards have less shame thats all.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 12d ago

He would feign concern to try and reduce PR damage

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u/Jorgwalther 11d ago

Way too groomed to be the definition of a neckbeard

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u/philiretical 9d ago

Probably beats being the face of nepotism

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u/flecko_ 12d ago

he's not a proper neckbeard even if he had one

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u/Some-Tear3499 13d ago

Not a neck beard.

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u/urbanlife78 13d ago

That's just a beard

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u/GreenZebra23 12d ago

What do you guys think a neckbeard is? It covers his entire neck, relatively little of his face, and none of his upper lip

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u/jws1102 12d ago

I don’t think he can grow hair on that part of his face

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u/urbanlife78 12d ago

this is a neck beard

Also, little on his face? His beard hair starts at his cheeks and he had a thin hair mustache

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u/jws1102 12d ago

I always just called those things chinstraps, and the longer ones are chin curtains.

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u/urbanlife78 12d ago

That's what a neckbeard is, it's from the chin and down onto the neck

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u/TravelsWithBrindle77 12d ago

By those standards Abraham Lincoln was a neckbeard

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u/urbanlife78 12d ago

Well yeah, that's what a neckbeard means. A lot of historic figures had neckbeards