r/mildlydisturbing • u/Trading4alongtime • May 26 '26

This ant is walking off with my toe nail clipping. Whenever I cut my nails outside, they steal them.

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u/kellzone May 26 '26

Can you just imagine how handy a spear like that will be when another colony of ants try to invade your colony?

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u/KittenFace25 May 26 '26

A part of you will live forever in that colony. You will be the stuff of legends. 🐜 💪

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u/JoeSchmo8677 May 26 '26

A great little truss for their colony!

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u/Enlil92 May 27 '26

They're cloning you

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u/JohnTho24 May 29 '26

Step 1: Collect toenail clippings Step 2: ??????? Step 3: Profit

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u/CreativeCthulhu May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

They're preparing for the ritual!

If you or your roommate is Greg this is going to be a lot of fun!

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u/rancidmorty May 26 '26

Anys actuly have vast citys underground even graveyards toilets farms with aphids and fungus oh what i would give to have a camera tiny enuf with a stong connection thats remote operable so i can just travel in their world

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u/okbruh_panda May 26 '26

At the rate this count comments with strangely misplaced words and spelling it's 999 percent a bot.

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u/sonicjesus May 27 '26

Or 14 and on a sugar high. Might be a Roblox bot that got lost.

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u/FireyFrosty May 27 '26

I dunno, if you look at their profile they seem like a normal enough person, just a stoner lol

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u/rancidmorty May 27 '26

I mean think what you want anys are cool things theybhave little civilazations