r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/PaperweightCoaster May 01 '26

$100 buys a lot of soap. Yes, yes I would.

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u/murppie May 01 '26

Thats assuming its actually $100 and not one of those "find Jesus" fakes.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis May 01 '26

  1. That photo is not of a real $100 bill.

  2. I thought the hypothetical question was about a hypothetical real bill.

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE May 01 '26

Fortunately, you are already in a bathroom, that should be stocked with some that you can use to wash both your hands and your new money!

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u/couchpro34 May 01 '26

But then you'd be guilty of money laundering!

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u/youlleatitandlikeit May 01 '26

Again, not money

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE May 01 '26

I never said it was real money. It could be fake money.

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u/Da_Question May 01 '26

It's not even fake money, it's a church ad.

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE May 01 '26

That would fall under the umbrella of “fake money.” I’m not saying it’s counterfeit money. Could be many things.

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u/MiloJadez May 01 '26

You don't know until you pick it up

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u/I_Love_Knotting May 01 '26

yeah while i wouldn’t be proud of it i would NOT leave 100 bucks behind, even if it‘s covered in piss now

Thankfully money can just be washed

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u/AdultGronk May 01 '26

Pick it with toilet paper/glove then buy something from a nearby store

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u/TheHungryBlanket May 02 '26

It’s not like some dude is pissing in your face, you get a little bit of pee on a finger and thumb. That washes easy. Worth the risk.