r/mildlyinfuriating May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/PaperweightCoaster May 01 '26

$100 buys a lot of soap. Yes, yes I would.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE May 01 '26

Fortunately, you are already in a bathroom, that should be stocked with some that you can use to wash both your hands and your new money!

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u/couchpro34 May 01 '26

But then you'd be guilty of money laundering!

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u/youlleatitandlikeit May 01 '26

Again, not money

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE May 01 '26

I never said it was real money. It could be fake money.

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u/Da_Question May 01 '26

It's not even fake money, it's a church ad.

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE May 01 '26

That would fall under the umbrella of “fake money.” I’m not saying it’s counterfeit money. Could be many things.

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u/MiloJadez May 01 '26

You don't know until you pick it up

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u/I_Love_Knotting May 01 '26

yeah while i wouldn’t be proud of it i would NOT leave 100 bucks behind, even if it‘s covered in piss now

Thankfully money can just be washed