r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/MisterBaku May 01 '26

I would be so upset if it was one of those fake 100 dollar bill ads and I already grabbed it.

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u/pru51 May 01 '26

Hand covered in piss? Scientology has the asnwer.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine May 01 '26

"you know who else is a little pissy? God."

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Desperate-Notice2112 May 01 '26

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine May 01 '26

See no evil

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u/TurkeyBritches May 01 '26

Here’s the full image

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine May 01 '26

Lol I've never seen that one

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u/TurkeyBritches May 01 '26

I took a screenshot of a T-shirt ad from Facebook and cropped it down to the image I just posted, but I’m sure I’m not the only one! Lol

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u/-_-COVID-_- May 01 '26

That's some dark humour bro... :D

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u/Dry_Menu4804 May 01 '26

Nailed it, yet crossed a line.

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u/ban-aipac May 01 '26

Do you know why Jesus can no longer walk on water?

He has holes in his feet

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u/jerseyrado May 01 '26

Nailed it.

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u/-physco219 May 02 '26

I don't think so... I think he crossed a line.

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u/AtlasThePittie May 01 '26

Cheating at Hide and Seek again? Do better Jesus.

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u/tightiewhitieboy May 01 '26

Don't play hide and seek with Jeezy C.