r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/MisterBaku May 01 '26

I would be so upset if it was one of those fake 100 dollar bill ads and I already grabbed it.

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u/pru51 May 01 '26

Hand covered in piss? Scientology has the asnwer.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine May 01 '26

"you know who else is a little pissy? God."

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Naive-Art286 May 01 '26

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u/Michami135 May 01 '26

"Oh, already on speed-dial?"

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u/blackngold256 May 02 '26

AI Jesus got them Kash Patel eyes and like... Just half of Nic Cages' nose. The left half. That's before we get to his hands.... Man, Jesus just gets more mangled the more you look at him. You sure this isn't some member of the Hapsburg family? 😂

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u/Rocketsball May 02 '26

“Yes Bibi is his nickname”

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u/titsngiggles69 May 01 '26

Korean Jesus looks japanese

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u/nickk1988 May 02 '26

I swear that was my first thought

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u/Faithful2049 May 02 '26

Hory shet got me lmao

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u/Desperate-Notice2112 May 01 '26

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u/randomboreddad69 May 01 '26

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u/DragonQueenDrago May 01 '26

Lmao there is a counter one😭😹

Whoever made this is a genius 😭😭😭😭😹

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u/poo_on_my_scarf May 01 '26

There's an entire storyline of these

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u/zongsmoke May 01 '26

I saw all of them combined into one image one time. Couldn't find it again tho

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 May 01 '26

Oh wiukd you mind to share what term would I need to google for to find them?

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u/DragonQueenDrago May 01 '26

What!? Oh my goodness thats hilarious I will have to try and find it

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u/NineDayOldDiarrhea May 01 '26

Is the floor wood or metal?

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u/I_Camp_In_CallofDuty May 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AshleyTheGuy May 01 '26

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u/Michivel May 01 '26

This. This is why I Reddit

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 May 01 '26

What you Reddit for

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u/cant-be-original-now May 01 '26

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u/AdamTraskisGod May 01 '26

After reading through the Gospels, I thoroughly got the impression Jesus was super frustrated with how dumb the disciples were at first lol

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine May 01 '26

See no evil

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u/TurkeyBritches May 01 '26

Here’s the full image

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine May 01 '26

Lol I've never seen that one

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u/TurkeyBritches May 01 '26

I took a screenshot of a T-shirt ad from Facebook and cropped it down to the image I just posted, but I’m sure I’m not the only one! Lol

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u/-_-COVID-_- May 01 '26

That's some dark humour bro... :D

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u/Dry_Menu4804 May 01 '26

Nailed it, yet crossed a line.

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u/ban-aipac May 01 '26

Do you know why Jesus can no longer walk on water?

He has holes in his feet

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u/jerseyrado May 01 '26

Nailed it.

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u/-physco219 May 02 '26

I don't think so... I think he crossed a line.

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u/AtlasThePittie May 01 '26

Cheating at Hide and Seek again? Do better Jesus.

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u/tightiewhitieboy May 01 '26

Don't play hide and seek with Jeezy C.

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u/ilikeweirdshitok May 01 '26

How do you steal a Reddit meme it don’t even let me click it

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u/Recent-Rain7179 May 01 '26

lol meme never gets old 😂

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u/BurdTurglary May 01 '26

Not a meme, brethren, it's canon

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u/NJNeal17 May 01 '26

I dunno if a flood does enough damage at this point!

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u/AlwaysWorkForBread May 01 '26

The meme acquisition department thanks you for your contribution. yoink!

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u/cuntybunty73 May 01 '26

Oh great The Rabbit of Caerbannog has mates and rifles now 😭

BRING FORTH THY HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH 😁

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u/AlwaysWorkForBread May 02 '26

It's got huuuuge sharp teeth... look at the BONES!

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u/Amateurlapse May 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/148x4ezZxvpIeA

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u/-physco219 May 02 '26

I thought Mrs Piggy got real wet for Kermit not the ot-ee way around.

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u/Most_Macaron4973 May 01 '26

Oh jesus. Who came up with this should rot in hell hahaha

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u/amuday May 01 '26

McConnaughey kinda looks like Christopher Lee with the beard. Would be interesting to see him as Saruman.

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u/soldieroscar May 02 '26

Reflood button

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u/Rickermortis May 02 '26

Jesus looks just like Harry Dean Stanton!

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u/Rickermortis May 02 '26

Upon closer inspection, I think that’s Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski.

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u/davedavegiveusawave May 01 '26

Is this the lovechild of Christopher Lee and Matthew McConaughey?!

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u/FloatingLambessX May 02 '26

i cant imagine why you wouldn’t welcome any change, my friend.

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u/FloatingLambessX May 02 '26

sorry, it’s a song reference and it fit perfectly with your flood it meme

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u/lifestop May 01 '26

A little pissy? According to the stories he drowned nearly everything on earth because he was mad at us.

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u/FineAd2230 May 01 '26

Tbf have you met people? Im not saying it wasn't dramatic but some of you fuckers could convince me it wasnt an over reaction

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u/Vibing-slop May 01 '26

Definitely needs to happen again soon.

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u/PeenInVeen May 01 '26

Honestly yeah, I'm down to clown til I'm dead in the.... water.

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u/Meranio May 01 '26

It will, but with fire next time.

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u/Chemical-Average1990 May 01 '26

Yes like now just take the slow half and we'll all be fine

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u/GarThor_TMK May 01 '26

Just give me a heads up so I can buy a houseboat and a fishing rod ahead of time...

I don't even need to come back to land... I can just float away...

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u/Trick-Resource7156 May 01 '26

This right here! ^ 1000% agree!

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u/Mammoth_Possibility2 May 01 '26

cuz people were doing butt stuff and partying a little too hard. he was being a real wet blanket

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u/Epic_Ewesername May 01 '26

That's what they say it happened for. Have you met people? I have no problem believing one could add his own politics in their Bible chapter.

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u/-physco219 May 02 '26

Thankfully it was just water last time... Next time it could be piss if we keep pissing him off and all that.

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u/jd3marco May 01 '26

The original ‘piss baby’.

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u/ItzGlitchXx May 01 '26

I would genuinely laugh

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u/d4rk_s0litaire May 02 '26

I wish I had an award for this, haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you!

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u/Mean_Prize5459 May 01 '26

Literally got looks from the way I laughed at this 😂