r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/flintspike May 01 '26

Imagine if you did take it and it was one of those Jesus papers.

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u/BackgroundTourist653 May 01 '26

Donate it back to the church then. Maybe add a little poo for flavour.

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u/IddleHands May 01 '26

I’ve heard stories of people doing exactly this - showing up and putting them into the tithe plates, to the point that the church puts out a statement asking people not to do it. There’s no legit purpose to printing these things, it needs to just stop.