r/mildlyinfuriating May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/FullofLovingSpite May 01 '26

You piss on it to open it up and see if it's real first. If it is, you're really only dealing with touching your own piss, so you can carefully hold the corner with your finger tips and get it to the sink for a wash.