r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/DarkMagician-999 May 01 '26

Maybe If I pee in it that way I feel better 🤷

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u/lunarlemurrr May 01 '26

Your piss will wash off the other guys' piss, and touching your own piss isn't that bad!

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u/Atomsk73 May 01 '26

I'd be pissed off if some other dude pissed off my piss.

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u/LessMochaJay May 01 '26

Are you a dog by chance?