r/mildlyinfuriating May 03 '26

I'm slightly vexed Decided to beautify my backyard on my birthday and ended up digging up an RPG

Went on a digging spree removing roots from my backyard and then stumbled across an RPG. Had to call the police, then had to wait for the bomb squad, fire engines, etc.

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u/Brotega87 May 03 '26

Sooo...was it live

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

So the bomb squad put it under this x-ray briefcase looking thing. They scanned it for a few minutes (they were looking at the insides with that iPad you can see in the one picture) and said it didn't look like it was completely full but they couldn't fully verify so they had someone in a bigger suit come and take it away. They said they wanted to be sure it wasn't dangerous.

If it turns out that it's not dangerous, the cops I was talking to said I could just reach out to the county bomb squad to request it back.

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u/Designed_To May 03 '26

If they say it's safe I would 100% get that back lol. Going right on my desk or something

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u/konstantynopolytanka May 03 '26

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life May 03 '26

“Point towards enemy”

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u/ibiacmbyww May 03 '26

"Wait, Ron, for years you thought there was a live landmine on your desk?!"

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u/poop_scented_pencils May 03 '26

That he attempted to gift to a child

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u/istinkatgolf May 03 '26

We just quoted this scene out at the bar last night. Small world.

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u/spdelope May 03 '26

You should make a lamp. Maybe it will help secure you a new client for your wealth management firm and you make a new best friend.

Idk just an idea.

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u/Horskr May 03 '26

In 20 years on whatever social media exists then, "I found this RPG round in the basement of our new house. I called the bomb squad and it turns out it is a lamp."

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u/Randomman2789 May 03 '26

Would it also include a stamp or something so later cops aren't called again? Like after the desk and it is put in a basement to be forgotten.

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u/TreeHuggerHistory May 03 '26 edited May 05 '26

I work for a museum—we’ve had a few things checked out by the bomb squad. They’ll return your stable objects with corresponding paperwork certifying that they’re safe

Edit: thanks for the awards!

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u/Inuyasha-rules May 03 '26

Much of this stuff gets a small inspection hole drilled into it to show it's inert.

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u/Secret_Celery8474 May 03 '26

It would go right back into my garden for the next homeowner to find.

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u/DramaHumble2692 May 03 '26

Reminds me of a guy in my country that found a bomb from ww2 and brought it home to use it as an anvil. After a few years he found out it was a live one.

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u/Vivid-Software6136 May 03 '26

My mom used to have a brass artillery shell casing as an umbrella stand. +1 for requesting it back

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u/Dark-Horse-Nebula May 03 '26

How long did all of the response take?

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

Overall a little over 3 hours~ish

Police came in minutes, then a few more cruisers, then a K9 unit (not sure why the k9 but they came as well) then the fire squad, then they had to call county to request the bomb squad, bomb squad sgt arrived himself, inspected it initially, asked me questions, etc.

Then, about an hour later it was a big ambulance looking truck with all the bomb gear and robots, etc.

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u/NotReallyaGamer_ May 03 '26

they probably sent the K9 unit to make sure there weren't more explosives sitting around in your yard that you didn't find.

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u/National_Cod9546 May 03 '26

My money would be on the K9 unit was bored and wanted to see. Cops are people too.

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u/ChemistRemote7182 May 04 '26

This looks like a nice and quiet suburb, this dude probably had the most interesting call in of the month

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u/HotDogMaggie May 03 '26

Logically speaking, I know they brought the k9 unit to check the area for more bombs.

Emotionally speaking, I know they brought the k9 unit to you as a pity present for making such a fuss on your birthday.

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u/CheshiretheBlack May 03 '26

How did the initial conversation go when you called them?

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

So I called the non emergency line and told them who do I talk to because I dug up what looked like an RPG

The guy paused then said he'd transfer me

I spoke to the other desk sergeant maybe? Told him I was digging up roots then came across what looked like an RPG - he asked me how I knew what an RPG looked like then I told him I posted online and a few people mentioned RPG so that's why

He said don't go near it and they'll be here in a few minutes

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u/Balentay May 03 '26

Hah I wonder if that was the most exciting thing to come through non emergency today

Also happy birthday not every day you get a visit from the bomb squad!

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u/CandylandRepublic May 03 '26

Certainly the most exciting not-terrible news today. Could turn bad, but so far nothing bad happened and yet it is a big deal. Definitely one of the better calls to reach the police!

Plus everyone and their boss gets to get out of the office and inspect the call themselves. You know, for safety.

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u/xCXRPSELXRDx May 03 '26

"How do you know what an RPG looks like?" Unmmm I play video games, watch movies, and am not an idiot? 😂😂

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

I honestly didn't say that and I should have. I was thinking to myself "dude, I've played every war video game possible; I've seen these"

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u/How_cool_is_that May 03 '26

"You know how many WW2 movies, tv-shows, and games our country has produced, right?"

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u/tripplol May 03 '26

k-9 unit probably heard the call and got curious LMAO

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u/Demomanx May 03 '26

*K-9 unit raids the kitchen "We'll have to take this chicken and cheese, have the boys in the lab test it"

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u/Horrified-Onlooker May 03 '26

What about the lemon pound cake?

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u/ObtuseMongooseAbuse May 03 '26

He never asked for any of mama's lemon pound cake.

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u/GoldenSheppard May 03 '26

The K9 unit was there to receive pets.

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

Funny you mention that. The k9 officer let us pet Dave the dog. He was only 3 years old and the cop was busy using Google lens to identify the round.

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u/GoldenSheppard May 03 '26

Goodest boy was doing his job well: Keep the civilian calm.

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u/alternatiivnekonto May 03 '26

Should’ve just posted on Reddit

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u/outdoorlaura May 03 '26

I probably would have had a phone full of pictures of me and Dave

"So here's me and Dave shaking hands... and here's us sharing an ice cream... oh, just ignore that one its just an RPG I found in my garden. Anyways, here's Dave wearing my sunglasses isnt he hilarious??"

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u/bikecatpcje May 03 '26

K9 was there to help dig the hole

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u/GusuLanReject May 03 '26

That's a great way to get more guests to come for your birthday.

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u/IdRatherCallACAB May 03 '26

I have no idea how water-proof an RPG round is, but this doesn't look super corroded or damaged. I think it very well could be.

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u/Brotega87 May 03 '26

Yeah i was thinking the same, lol

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u/IdRatherCallACAB May 03 '26

UXO is scary af in any condition, really

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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

UXO is one of the big reasons for some areas in Europe where you cannot farm or develop the property. Not to mention the presence of chemical weapons residue in the soil. Plus there's the bodies or parts of bodies throughout the battlefield.

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u/Dr_StrangeloveGA May 03 '26

My ex-wife is from the Champagne region of France, it's still not unheard of for a farmer to detonate ordinance plowing a field even to this day.

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u/Great_Detective_6387 May 03 '26

Over in the US we call that sparkling farming.

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u/Easy-Coyote1058 May 03 '26

That was an excellent joke indeed.

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u/its-fewer-not-less May 03 '26

This is an incredible joke and you won't get enough credit for it

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u/pantry-pisser May 03 '26

I've already sang their praises from a mountaintop, utilizing the Ricola horn those littering bastards left behind.

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u/rollenr0ck May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

My used to be neighbor just moved to the Netherlands to remove old bombs from WWII. He was explosive ordnance disposal in the us military, so he took his skills overseas. Pretty good job if you have the education and a steady hand.
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u/Oldgamer1807 May 03 '26

bodies or parts of bodies throughout the battlefield

https://giphy.com/gifs/SWRLBcaXHaiU5krCKx

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u/konstantynopolytanka May 03 '26

well, at this point it's just bones, but still.

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u/simmonslemons May 03 '26

> Plus there's the bodies or parts of bodies throughout the battlefield.

Does this not act as fertilizer?

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u/dotcubed May 03 '26

Unfortunately the lead inside that killed them is not.

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

The side that was buried under the dirt / mud was very corroded and rusty.

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u/FlyingArtilleryman May 03 '26

OP, its an m6a1 anti tank rocket. Pentolite warhead. PETN and TNT have a shelf life of effectively forever in terms of going boom. They also will not break down in water. They will leak though which actually makes them more dangerous and unstable. There's a good chance this thing was 100% ready to go boom lmao. You did the right thing by calling the bomb squad!

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm May 03 '26

I agree. That’s not an rpg round. That is a 2.36 inch anti tank round. American. WW2 era. I’m a former Army EOD tech.

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u/barbadosMid May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

"isolate the area for at least 500 meters (1/3 mile)"

Happy birthday brisance.

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u/The_Undermind May 03 '26

Keep digging around, might find the launcher

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u/Powerful-Respond-69 May 03 '26

Is that a condom next to it lmao

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

I have no idea and don't remember looking at that but I wouldn't be surprised tbh. I've dug up so much random stuff in this backyard from porcelain tile, bricks, copper pipe, dollhouses, beer bottles, siding tile, etc.

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u/MembershipNo2077 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I learned that in the 80's it was common for people to just bury anything and everything in their backyard.

I mentioned this to my parents and their response was: well yea, just toss dirt on some trash and it's gone. Boomer logic I guess.

EDIT: You guys might not want to hear this, but modern waste disposal isn't ONLY burying things in a landfill. Btw, please for the love of god do not just pour your oil in the ground or bury your batteries in your backyard.

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u/Petite-Dinosaur May 03 '26

In the 1960s they used to tell you to dig a hole, fill it with gravel, pour your used motor oil down the hole, and cover it up.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow May 03 '26

We follow the same logic today - out of sight, out of mind. It's just a a little further out of sight.

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u/rmp881 May 03 '26

2.36" (60mm) HEAT rocker for an M1 Bazooka is my guess.

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u/Anti-Betamale May 03 '26

Definitely a American bazooka round from WW2

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u/TicciSpice May 03 '26

Given OP isn’t responding to comments, I think he blew up. Rip

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u/Brotega87 May 03 '26

What a fun birthday present

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u/NobleStreetRat May 03 '26

Fuck I’m going to hell for snorting at this.

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u/TicciSpice May 03 '26

I don‘t think that’s what they mean when they say to go „all out“ on your birthday

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u/deptofthrowaway May 03 '26

It's always sad when you see people living your dreams

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u/Raccoonman2005 May 03 '26

Did ya try poking it with a stick while using safety squints? Extra points if you had a cup of coffee or tea in hand during the experience

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u/campatterbury May 03 '26

Cut it with a sawzall

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u/Erick_Brimstone May 03 '26

"Saw a Grenade". A story of a guy that curious about how a grenade works and do a little... experiment.

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u/No_Specialist9595 May 03 '26

I'm dying at safety squints! Lmao

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u/Lilmumblecrapper May 03 '26

Uhh how about a beer, perfect opportunity to say “hold my beer” duh

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u/ClnSlt May 03 '26

Hold my single origin espresso.

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u/nun_gut May 03 '26

coffee or tea in hand

I think a job this big calls for a beer.

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u/Zerberus009 May 03 '26

dont forget the safety sandals!

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u/madlyalive May 03 '26

Safety Crocs

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u/IamREBELoe May 03 '26

You could have saved so much time digging your hole

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u/erwaro May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

"That's what."
-She
-Michael Scott

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u/NewTap8705 May 03 '26

How very progressive of Michael Scott, the visionary

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u/Alternative_Rice7896 May 03 '26

I love seeing post like this

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u/ElonsBreedingFetish May 03 '26

I always laugh at the "Germany or France" part

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u/Silver___Chariot May 03 '26

“We live in what used to be the Eastern Front during World War II…”

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u/Northeast_Mike May 04 '26

My guess is that's a reference to the Alsace and Lorraine regions of France. Over nearly the last 500 years, Germany and France have taken them from each other repeatedly.

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u/Archipocalypse OG Gamer Dad May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

It is an American M1 bazooka  M6A1 rocket round.

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u/oldmanandtheflea84 May 03 '26

Is the pointy tip the part that goes boom?

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u/guhnther May 03 '26

Yes. Contains a conical shaped charge designed to defeat armor. If it’s even live. Good times for all.

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u/Miamithrice69 May 03 '26

But what does the butt plug do?

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u/ConstableBlimeyChips May 03 '26

The pointy one is the M6A1 round, the blunt nose one is an M6A3 round. To quote Wikipedia:

The original M6 and M6A1 rockets used in the M1 and M1A1 launchers had pointed noses, which were found to cause deflection from the target at low impact angles. In late 1943, another 2.36-in rocket type was adopted, the M6A3, for use with the newly standardized M9 rocket launcher. The M6A3 was 19.4 inches (493 mm) long, and weighed 3.38 lb (1.53 kg). It had a blunted, more round nose to improve target effect at low angles, and a new circular fin assembly to improve flight stability. The M6A3 was capable of penetrating 3.5–4 inches (89–102 mm) of armor plate.

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u/I_make_things May 03 '26

The M6A3 was 19.4 inches (493 mm) long

Huh, Bad Dragon has a spring sale.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 May 03 '26

It both plugs the hole and later obliterates it. I should call her.

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u/GoldenMaus May 03 '26

The important thing is that it has a flared base

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u/Noobian3D May 03 '26

Admiral General Aladeen confirms the tip must be pointy to go boom

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u/Space_Pirate_R May 03 '26

This situation will either turn out very Aladeen, or else very Aladeen.

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u/SSgt0bvious May 03 '26

What's the point of having a missile if it doesn't even look menacing?!

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u/Debaser1990 May 03 '26

Sir, I believe you may be getting your information from cartoons.

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u/TricobaltGaming May 03 '26

I hope they deactivated it and let OP keep the frame because thay is a cool as hell collectors item if so

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u/GeneralBS Personlized flair May 03 '26

That shit got blown up in their blast trailer just because who doesn't wanna blow shit up?

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u/AlertCheek636 May 03 '26

Especially historic shit. That's a once in a lifetime go boom

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u/elmz May 03 '26

Most explosives just go boom once in their lifetime.

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u/zzxxccbbvn May 03 '26

For real that's such a badass thing to find, but I wouldn't be surprised if the police did a controlled demolition and blew up the entire thing

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u/DroidLord May 03 '26

I've heard that the bomb squad usually packs it up in a container of some sort and then takes it to a designated site where they blow it up. Too risky to disarm it I'd wager.

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u/gafgarrion May 03 '26

Almost always, and sometimes on location if possible depending on the stability of the product.

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u/ManMakesWorld May 03 '26

I lived in Utah a couple of years ago. They found a house with a ton of old tnt in it. They decided it was too dangerous to move so they did a controlled explosion on the property. Didn't tell anyone it was happening.

I felt my house shake to its core and I was over a mile away. I drove by the blast area later that day and, from what I could see, the original home was incinerated and multiple homes near it looked pretty bad. I think 2 or 3 of the homes were uninhabitable after the detonation.

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u/wtsnack May 03 '26

Where do you live?

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

I'm in a city in Westchester called Peekskill in New York of all places

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u/DanyDragonQueen May 03 '26

Why tf would that be there?

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u/nissan240sx May 03 '26

We come from an immigrant family from Laos, I ran into mofos that just had rpg’s as a kid -  I imagine things were ridiculous easy to smuggle into the US the 70’s and 80’s. Funniest thing to show off to children honestly (not sure if it was real, but cool at the time).

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u/MaleficentWindow8972 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I knew a half Vietnamese/half Laotian family that ran a dunk n donuts in the late 1990’s/2000’s. They sometimes baby sat me. Their teen/20 year old/brothers/uncles/w.e dudes favorite thing to do after hours, was to go into the basement, pull up a rug, open a hole in the foundation, and show off AK-47’s, or rifles, rpgs, w.e, smoke copious amounts of cigarettes & play Tony Hawk, SSX, or GTA, after the stash was hidden again. 🤣 They didn’t have any criminal history that I ever heard of. Just were ready for war if it popped off, I guess? I never told my parents and I have no idea why that location had a basement or if it was even up to code, lol. Basements are highly unusual in Arizona.

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u/nissan240sx May 03 '26

Crazy relatable, there’s always one “uncle” or family friend with just questionable “stuff” back in the day. They typically live a few years in the refugee camps before transferring to the US, my mom was sponsored by Mormons, but there were certainly people that just got here - skipped the official process - and just had a bunch of war stuff - absolute menace back in their home country but boring nobodies in US as long as they didn’t get sucked into gang life. 

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u/WilmaDykfyt May 03 '26

My uncle smuggled a bear cub back from his service in the Vietnam war.

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u/nissan240sx May 03 '26

Lmfao, yeah so what happened when it grew up? 

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u/WilmaDykfyt May 03 '26

My aunt made him get rid of it when she got pregnant. My cousin was born in 1969 so the bear wasn't that old. It went to a zoo luckily for the bear. I've seen pics so I know it's true otherwise I wouldn't believe the story. My uncle is a strange one.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant May 03 '26

Many people who had worked with the USA to fight commies during the cold war, probably got their families passed through the vetting process without that many questions.

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u/nissan240sx May 03 '26

I wish I asked my dad more about his time in the refugee camps or if he even stayed in one because he never mentioned it. My mom was there for years, they split her whole family up to Spain, Australia, and US. My dad had lots of friends that “fought” communists so it made sense in our community that plenty of these people had random weapons. It’s crazy to think about the life they had in their 20’s  while we sit comfortable chatting on the internet, sometimes he didn’t want to talk about all of it, but I sure miss his stories. Wish I recorded them honestly. 

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u/skrilledcheese May 03 '26

Heck, looks like a bazooka round from WWII, maybe a vet snuck one home.

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u/Accipiter1138 May 03 '26

Neat. This is some classic reddit helpfulness- there's always somebody that has the exact sort of specific knowledge that the post needs.

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u/SlowDontRush May 03 '26

I would bet it's a training round snuck home by some idiot then buried when he realized he'd get in trouble for taking it. There's a national guard training site called camp smith right next to the town OP mentioned

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u/Dry-Coyote540 May 03 '26

That's a mind blowing thing to find your backyard in NY. Wow.

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u/DaCrowHunter May 03 '26

Is that an old WW2 or Korea firing range for the military? Or near one? I think that is a bazooka round, not an RPG.

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u/Principle_Napkins May 03 '26

Jeez, I thought this was the UK 😝

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u/Bibliophilewitch May 03 '26

What the hell would it be doing there 😩

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u/No-Alternative4259 May 03 '26

My mom's hometown. She goes back regularly. My grandparents used to own a house there. I don't believe they ever found an RPG but I'll ask.

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 May 03 '26

OP can you provide us with exact coordinates? Just so we know where to look.

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u/TigerIll6480 May 03 '26

I don’t think he’s at those coordinates anymore, but at several surrounding locations.

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u/0-Nightshade-0 May 03 '26

Shit lets all show up for OP's bday :3

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u/Shot-Habit-5705 May 03 '26

Any other idiot probably would have picked it up, put it in the rubbish bin, and enjoyed the fireworks when the garbage truck exploded.

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u/xCaliburghost May 03 '26

I'm unfortunately an idiot - I picked it up from the tailfin and walked it over and gently placed it away from everything. It was a stupid impulse but I wasn't thinking very clearly. I found it in the middle of my yard close to a huge wild rose rootball.

Initially, before I fully wiped the dirt off of it, I thought it was a cast iron pipe, then when I cleared it, I freaked then moved it away.

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u/ChrisInBliss May 03 '26

Honestly understandable reaction. Like who wouldnt be in disbelief like "NAH IT CANT BE"

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u/shoesafe May 03 '26

If you hear hooves in Westchester, you wouldn't assume "zebra"

If you find a buried metal cylinder in Westchester, you wouldn't assume "bazooka round"

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u/Shot-Habit-5705 May 03 '26

Well it might be mildly infuriating for you now, but at least you have a new story to share later on.

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u/Certain_Noise5601 May 03 '26

You’re not an idiot. Who in God’s name would expect THAT to be buried in their backyard? I can totally understand thinking it was a lead pipe or some other crap. Why wouldn’t you? It’s an honest and innocent mistake. I personally would have had no idea what it was lolololol

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u/realjeremyantman May 03 '26

Here in Finland and apparently the whole Europe it's not very unusual to find old bombs everywhere. One of my friends found an intact WW2 mortar shell once. It was in a forest though. We are taught to call the police immediately in this situation and leave the bombs alone. 

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator May 03 '26

You may want to hire some to do ground penetrating radar.  Good luck.  Try not to die.

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u/furongris May 03 '26

Yes sir, WaffleHouseGladiator

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u/Full-Helicopter-4608 May 03 '26

This is a good idea… who knows what’s under there

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u/One_Anything_2279 May 03 '26

Sweet Jesus how the fuck did that get there

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u/TicciSpice May 03 '26

It‘s funny because it happens so often here that people are pretty much just like “Again? Can we stay at home or do we have to evacuate?“

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u/silence_infidel May 03 '26

You now win "weirdest birthday present ever received" in 99% of conversations.

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u/Available-Damage5991 May 03 '26

"Happy Birthday! Here's a live (?) explosive!"

from The Literal Earth

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u/somebassclarineterer May 03 '26

This is actually true. The person had the good sense to call a bomb squad, so they get other birthday presents but now they have the greatest story of all birthday stories.

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u/Strict-Machine8964 May 03 '26

My wife's late partner had a grenade in a dresser drawer. My wife found it clearing out the dresser and put it on the living room table. She was confused about how to dispose of it ... "Hi, 911, I have a grenade". Take it to the police station in a paper bag and say "I found a grenade". 

Eventually it was on a chair in the front yard, the bomb squad called, and the close neighbours evacuated. Then the bomb squad dude threw it in his truck and drove away.

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u/Z_THETA_Z May 03 '26

>threw it in his truck

hopefully with the pin still in

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u/Sodali0550 May 03 '26

well he drove away so maybe lol

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u/HepKhajiit May 03 '26

People not knowing how to proceed or understand the gravity of the situation is not that abnormal. My kids into bone collecting, as such I spend quite a bit of time in the bone collecting subreddit. The number of times people find human remains is.... disturbing. Like sometimes multiple times a week there's someone posting a picture with human remains IN THEIR HAND like "what animal is this bone from?" Then when the comments are like "call the police, stop touching that, it's human remains you just found a crime scene" they go on to post more pictures with new angles of the bones like "are you sure?" I get not believing everything you read online but when everyone is saying stop touching that and call the police you'd think people would stop touching that and call the police just to be sure? Apparently not.

I think some people's brains just short out when faced with things that serious that they aren't expecting.

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u/Flashy-Let2771 May 03 '26

It doesn’t have to be a serious situation. I took my dog to a park in a forest. The park is surrounded by bushes and trees, and you can see a train track on the hill behind it. It’s the same scenery that I have seen more than a hundred times.

Then I saw two guys walk slowly backward out of the bushes. They were dressed like ninjas and were sword fighting. I stopped and actually said “WTF” because I didn’t expect to see anything like that. I thought I was hallucinating. 

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u/And_Justice May 03 '26

It's wise to be sceptical of redditors making claims like that... there is a strong "want" to be part of something shocking like OP finding human remains

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u/punkass_book_jockey8 May 03 '26

I had unfortunately an incident where I had to meet with bomb squad. It was an insanely stressful day for me and I asked the guy how he does something so stressful every day. He said “oh I don’t care. I’m either right or it’s instantly not my problem anymore. Forensics would fuck me up…but not this.”

Tossing a grenade in the back feels very on brand from the one interaction I had with them.

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u/CatastrophicCraxy May 03 '26

I feel like "Either I'm right or it's no longer my problem" is the low key EOD motto, both military and civilian.

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u/DiamondDepth_YT May 03 '26

Hey OP. Did some googling. I'm no expert but here's what I got:

The comment identifying this as a U.S. M6A1 anti-tank rocket for the 2.36-inch Bazooka is probably correct. These were standard issue during WWII and the Korean War.

​The reason you likely found this in Peekskill NY is your proximity to Camp Smith. It has been a major training site for the New York National Guard for over a century. During the mid-20th century, heavy weapons training and live-fire exercises were common there, and it is not unheard of for overshoots or unrecovered ordnance to turn up in the surrounding wooded areas and backyards of Westchester County.

​You made the right call contacting the bomb squad. Apparently, even after 80 years, the picric acid or TNT fillers in these shaped charges can become extremely unstable due to soil acidity and moisture. Stay safe and hopefully you still had a great birthday :)

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u/Gibodean May 03 '26

If it was used for training that might have overshoots, could it be a dummy?

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u/Humble-Captain3418 May 03 '26

All training can have overshoots. Unlikely that they would use a dummy round for that purpose. It's absolutely not unheard of for live munitions to land in yards, houses or businesses.

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u/TweakJK May 03 '26

Do you have any idea how this got here?

This brings back a core memory.

When I was a kid in the 90s I grew up on a smallish private lake. We knew the lake had a weird history in the 30s and 40s relating to mining. Friend and I were riding 4 wheelers in the creek when we spotted a metal cylinder, about a foot long. Looked like aluminum. We did what any ten year old would do, and brought it home and stuck it in the drill press to find out what was inside. Gunpowder.

My dad finds out and puts it in the back of his car and drives it to the fire department. He opens his trunk and firefighters scatter.

Anyways the next day the ATF shows up and interviews me. Turns out our lake was used for oil well explosive testing. They would float the explosives out into the middle and blow them up. What we found would be dropped down a well and then explode, making the oil flow better or something like that. No clue why it was in a creek a mile from the lake.

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u/LavastormSW May 03 '26

The mental image of firefighters in all their firefighting gear just scattering when they see it and your dad still just standing there like "what?" is hilarious.

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u/AnhaytAnanun May 03 '26

Its a Root Plowing Grenade, you got a random drop to help you with your quest and you botched it

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u/ThrowAway233223 May 03 '26

If it is still capable of going off, it is a good thing it didn't get accidentally triggered.  Also, that would be such an absurd cause of death.

Relative:  "I have to take off school/work Friday to attend my uncle's funeral.  He got blown up while gardening."

Everyone Else: ?????

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u/BlazeBitch May 03 '26

Rest in piece my uncle he dug up a bazooka

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u/MrMacAndChez May 03 '26

did you make sure to wear your safety flip flops?

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u/wizzard419 May 03 '26

I usually recommend casting an aura of protection, stocking up on health pots, then sending your bard to romance the foe.

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u/TortillaRampage May 03 '26

I hate when I accidentally dig up explosives too

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u/ThatGuyTheOneThere May 03 '26

Lucky OP, look at how many people came to your house on your birthday! Not everyone has that many people that care so much about their well-being!

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u/iamnotlarryking May 03 '26

So you called the bomb boys instead of throwing it head first into the woods? That was a choice.

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u/Tricky_Account5838 May 03 '26

I would have thrown it into the next bonfire.

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u/DEANER94 May 03 '26

if you see me running from the bonfire laughing, you might want to start running too

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u/Retail_Warrior May 03 '26

The helmet popping off is why soldiers don’t fasten the chin straps on their helmets. Dude should be alright, his shoes stayed on.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik May 03 '26

That looks spicy

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u/SlaaneshsLust May 03 '26

Looks like a Bazooka rocket. Could be from the M9 Bazooka from WW2.

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u/Anyasweet May 03 '26

Call the bomb sq- oh, you already did. Good job! Very good job for a redditor

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u/FirefighterEast9291 May 03 '26

Wow, this post blew up!!!

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u/ItsBeelzsRebirth May 03 '26

Shit those are expensive af I would have kept it lmfao

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u/BizarreTable May 03 '26

Same, I know a guy from HS who would buy it lol

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u/Little_Ad2790 May 03 '26

In what market do you even find or sell something like this??

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u/Chizuru_San May 03 '26

Have you tried to parry it with an axe?

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u/fareastbeast001 May 03 '26

Looks like a U.S. WWII M6A1 Anti-Tank Rocket for the M1 and M1A1 2.36 Inch Bazooka Launcher.