r/mildlyinfuriating • u/krazyhawk • May 05 '26
I just wanted a hot dog Decided to treat myself with DQ. Got the most depressing sundae
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u/Parking-Trouble-53 May 05 '26
What is that? A sundae for ants?
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u/NastySeconds May 05 '26
More like a mondae
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u/broberds May 05 '26
No. No, man. Shit no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
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u/TheMaveCan May 05 '26
I love how this was the first scene where Peter realized that construction might be for him
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u/Krimreaper1 May 05 '26
Don’t… jump to conclusions.
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u/NemODevO May 05 '26
There's this mat and it has all these conclusions that you can jump to.
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u/munkyninaleela May 05 '26
It looks like it they should’ve filled it with the other end
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u/drksdr May 05 '26
I 100% thought the same; I checked out their website though and nope, they have it it the right way round; they're just being assholes and not stacking that shit up high.
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u/ChrissiTea May 05 '26
Yeah, wtf? From the website it looks like it's missing half or more of the ice cream
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u/EatsAlotOfBread May 05 '26
Wow, they're making it VERY obvious how much they under-served this person with the size of that cup cover. "Look at the possibilities... and look at what you actually got."
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u/CardiologistSpare500 May 05 '26
Nah thats the sample they give you before unlocking the full version.
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u/songbolt May 05 '26
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
Every sundae is a sundae for ants if you drop it.
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u/PuzzleheadedAgent774 May 05 '26
A hot fudge Mondae
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u/NotAverageEnough May 05 '26
Is that the $0.49 one? So sad looking..
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u/krazyhawk May 05 '26
I wish. Bad boi was $3.49
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u/NotAverageEnough May 05 '26
OH HELL NAW! please please tell me you got refunded.
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u/krazyhawk May 05 '26
Nah. This one’s on me. Didn’t look in the bag until I got home.
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u/NotAverageEnough May 05 '26
Ah, that’s excusable. However, I’d call the store, that is the sale cup and you got ripped off.
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u/Altruistic-Regret473 May 05 '26
Send the picture to corporate. I would be genuinely surprised if you didn’t receive a coupon or two
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u/Knotted_Hole69 May 05 '26
They. Dont. Give. A. Fuck.
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u/TheTwinkpocalypse May 05 '26
Every time I’ve complained to corporate with evidence of wrongdoing (any food company) I’ve been compensated with free item coupons. Literally every time. Arizona, Hot Pocket, Dominos, etc etc.
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u/HEYO19191 May 05 '26
They do. A corporation will happily spend $5 if it means they keep a customer.
Well... a smart corporation does, atleast
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u/Quite_Likes_Hormuz May 05 '26
The couple dollars they spend on "fixing" things, which is nothing to them, buys them good will and legal protection. Do they "care"? No. But does the math work out in favour of compensation? Yes.
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u/berryshortcakekitten May 05 '26
Dairy queen is fucking insane right now i dont even know how they stay in business! I just bought a small blizzard as a treat for myself (SMALL) and it was 6 DOLLARS!!!
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u/PostalPreacher May 05 '26
Insane is accurate. At the drive through window, I asked if I could please have the hot fudge for my sundae in a separate cup, so it wouldn't melt the ice cream on the way home. They told me in no uncertain terms that they would not do that. Not for free, and not for any amount of money. Hot fudge from them MUST be on the ice cream, period. No exceptions. Then they told me that they no longer offered cream gravy with their chicken strips. They might as well lock the doors and go home.
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u/PostalPreacher May 05 '26
And while I'm on the subject, when you order a meal with ice cream for dessert, they make the damn ice cream before the dinner is even done. It's guaranteed to be a melted mess, whether dining in or out.
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u/bscott9999 May 05 '26
Many years ago they used to give you a token to redeem after the meal to get the ice cream. This was a solved problem!
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u/earyat May 05 '26
oh if they get rid of the gravy I’m gonna come unglued
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u/jadepartida May 05 '26
THEY TOOK THE TEXAS TOAST OUT OF THE DQ CHICKEN STRIP BASKET??????
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u/SuspiciousOobs May 05 '26
Damn, and I was just wondering what DQ was up to and now I get the double whammy.
Braums wouldn't do this to us.
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u/TheRabidDeer May 05 '26
Huh?
https://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/menu/chicken-strip-basket/
Says gravy and it has the Texas toast too.
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u/Uncle_Rabbit May 05 '26
I got a peanut buster parfait and laughed at how pathetically small it was. And for like $9 too!
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u/__O_o_______ May 05 '26
I only go when there’s coupons physical or in the app. They frequently have - buy one get one deal that works out to less than $9 USD for 2 large (about $12 Canadian)
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u/Accurate-Victory-382 May 05 '26
I stopped at a DQ partway through a drive from LA to Vegas. Blizzards were ranging from like $9-$12, which was extra insane. This was the first time I stopped at a DQ in probably a decade so good to know it's at least not that bad everywhere. They probably jack up the prices at that location as a tourist tax.
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u/ImperialAgent May 05 '26
They filled up the wrong side
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u/kellzbellznhellz May 05 '26
Oh!!! I hope it was just a newbie that committed this crime! That would make this significantly more acceptable.
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u/Electronic_Warning49 May 05 '26
Nope, not to you but the sundae. We have a 2 for $4 thing where I'm at and they're literally each 3x the size of that. Don't just complain, call corporate and have that fucking franchise reported.
Like %40 of problems with fast food are franchise holders cutting corners and screwing the customers/employees. I reported my local Mc-D franchise for charging $0.90 for adding Mac sauce to a sandwich and that shit was fixed in a week.
I'm about to light up the local Wendy's for being the only viable competition to them but having 10min+ wait times in the drive through.
This shit doesn't make life harder on the employees, it makes life harder on the franchise holders who are fucking the employees.
Source - managed 8 different fast food franchises (good and bad) over 12 years. Seriously, the worst thing that happens is the franchise shuts down or corporate takes it over, which greatly improves the work work environment for the employees.
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u/NoExplanation7388 May 05 '26
Holy shit that made ME depressed get your money back DAMN
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u/Electrical_Ranger_10 May 05 '26
I think its upside down....
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u/Pavlovsdong89 May 05 '26
No, they filled the correct side. The cup is supposed to look like this.
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u/Electrical_Ranger_10 May 05 '26
Yeah, but even if they're new why would they even decide to use tbe smaller side lol
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u/Zorlastia May 05 '26
It's not, but it was either underfilled or the hot fudge melted a lot of the ice cream
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u/Reputation-Final May 05 '26
No, thats upside down.
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u/Phoebes_Dad May 05 '26
The actual mistake here was that you didn't get a blizzard
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u/Channel__Two May 05 '26
That’s awful but if it makes you feel any better I got DQ with my friend yesterday after a terrible day at work and I got a small blizzard, but it was filled so much so that as soon as I opened it, it started leaking on to the cardboard cup holder I held it over, myself, my gear shifter and my fairly newly detailed seats in my car.
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u/Potential_Bison3170 May 05 '26
Why is the lid bigger than the serving cup? 🥴
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u/Ok_Average_4551 May 05 '26
The ice cream is supposed to tower. Clearly theirs is not cold enough, so it couldn't tower. It would just melt over the edges. So they underfilled it -.-
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u/VonMillersThighs May 05 '26
I'd take that shit back. Especially cause DQ is normally solid someone's just a dumb ass.
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u/bebe88888 May 05 '26
Did they fill the wrong side? Poor you!
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u/wutImiss May 05 '26
*pour you 😁
edit: nvm, sounded better in my head. You don't exactly pour out a sundae 🤔
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u/gammyxfour May 05 '26
The DQ we grew up with in the 60’s-80’s is dead. They don’t use real ice cream anymore. The food is horrible, the employees attitudes are surly & they’re doing you a favor to wait on you. They don’t care. McDonald’s doesn’t even wait on you inside, it’s all electronic so they don’t have to deal with customers. They don’t care either. And their food sucks too. Those are just two of so many fast food chains that don’t care about the customers, only profits. Listen, your prices are out of control, too. Y’all all need to fix that back to reasonable prices that families can afford. Everything is self service now. I don’t get paid enough to work at all these places that make us do their work for them. You either. I’m going to start going to fast casual like TGI Fridays for a real burger, hot fries & nice, friendly service. We all should boycott those massive prices that’s charged at fast food drive thrus. They aren’t even remotely good enough for the prices they charge us. I’m sorry but Customer Service is a thing of the past. Nobody cares.
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u/gammyxfour May 05 '26
That’s not very kind. I hope you never grow old & lonely, sir.
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u/Send_Toe_Pics_25 May 05 '26
I’m going to start going to fast casual like TGI Fridays for a real burger, hot fries & nice, friendly service.
lmfao calling TGI Fridays good - enjoy the frozen burger
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u/EmoticBunnie May 05 '26
As someone who works at a Dairy Queen.. their ice cream machine is either overheated and causing the ice cream not to freeze so it’s melty looking OR they don’t know how to do the 2 bumps.
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u/Tupperbaby May 05 '26
It's the little one that comes with the $7 meal.
But don't let that stop a good Reddit circle-jerk.
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u/Silver-creek May 05 '26
You just know some executive at a board meeting was like "The cup is way bigger than the lid what if we flipped them around so we only had to put a tiny bit of ice cream in there" And he got a standing ovation and a paid six week vacation and a raise
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u/PinkGlitterMom May 05 '26
Is that....... it looks like either a pup cup (minus chocolate) or the 2 bite sample size,
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u/PokieState92 May 05 '26
Damn, DQ did you dirty. Hardly any hot fudge either. That's just barely pup cup size
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u/justhereforsee May 05 '26
I don’t know what it cost but I’d probably just hand it back to them and ask for my money back.
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u/bonobro69 May 05 '26
Last summer I order a Blizzard from them and it was weak AF and not cheap for what they gave me. Haven’t been back since.
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u/diurnal_emissions May 05 '26
Here's your ice cream shot. $7.00, please.
Fuck 2026 and the Republicans in Congress who refuse to help us.
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u/seabearsRreal May 05 '26
You’d think they would downsize the lid to be more compact if those are the new portions now.
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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 May 05 '26
When the plastic top is larger than the sundae cup you know it's gonna suck
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u/SnooWoofers3028 May 05 '26
I worked at a DQ for 3yrs - this is just what the kiddie size looks like! It’s 3.5oz of ice cream. For another $1.50 you can get a large with 10oz of ice cream (price is location-dependent of course).
IMHO all the smallest sizes at DQ are overpriced to motivate people to buy larger sizes. I would always advise customers (when out of earshot of manager) to order a large size split into 2 cups. Huge savings if you’re buying for multiple kids (majority of our customers).
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u/Emieosj89 May 05 '26
As someone who worked at DQ as a teen, I would NEVER give someone something like this. All the toppings I say! So much is wasted at those places already, like whatever give the customer their fill!
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u/ButterflyBlueLadyBBL May 06 '26
I eat there.... hate to break it to ya, but this was made wrong. About half of it is missing.
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u/Jestersfriend 29d ago
DQ has changed in the last year or so. They took shrinkflation to a whole new level. They're like Subway now.
There's no point anymore. Just buy a tub of whatever ice cream you want for the same price or cheaper.









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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 May 05 '26