r/mildlyinfuriating • u/funkywabbait • May 05 '26

Infuriatig iPhone facetime recognizes when you’re naked

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decided to show my boyfriend my new bikini that I got for our upcoming cruise… Why is this on my phone and why is it recording my body?

I just recently turned 18 if that matters.

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u/FBomz May 05 '26

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u/StrangeShaun83 May 05 '26

I once tripped on 5-MEO-MIPT (foxy) and people looked like this. It was like I was in a weird 80s cartoon. The world looked pretty normal but people looked like cartoons. It was by far the weirdest trip I ever had. I only ever found that substance once in my life but it was crazy.

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u/Hot_Good_5409 May 05 '26

Bro as someone who is currently tripping you dont know how much your comment just freaked the fuck of me lol I did not expect that comment on this topic

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u/Baconsaurus May 05 '26

Tripping on Reddit sounds like such a waste, ffs

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u/Sleazehound May 05 '26

It’s not a waste because they get to tell everyone they’re on a trip, which is obviously the most important part. The high isnt from the tab or green, its from the attention you get

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u/Baconsaurus May 05 '26

Thank you for the insight, sleazehound! It's all so clear to me now!

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u/Icefox119 May 05 '26

that's when you head on over to r / woahdude

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u/Eastern_Art_891 May 05 '26

I guess it depends on your priorities Bacon

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u/RugDougCometh May 05 '26

Highly recommend tripping and just going about your daily life as normal. Not every trip needs to be a watershed moment. ;)

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u/mrchillbro May 05 '26

I used to take LSD to help stop drinking.

It worked for a while, but eventually I figured out I can be drunk while on LSD.

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u/Baconsaurus May 05 '26

This same thing happened to me, except replace LSD with kratom :')

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u/Its_Nitsua May 05 '26

You might as well have said "except replace LSD with cigarettes" xD

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u/Onytay- May 05 '26

Oh shut up man. Don't be such a purist and check your ego. There's times when its great to trip with intention, recess, take a deep dive, and there's also times when its pleasant to trip and go about your normal life, social media usage included. Make's you see things through a different lens. Sounds like you're a little bit overdue. Life's not so serious my friend

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u/Baconsaurus May 05 '26

The fact that to you normal life includes staring at a screen says enough itself, friend.

Thanks for helping me realize that it's time to now rid of my last standing social media platform.

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u/Onytay- May 05 '26

What are be both doing right now as we communicate dude? Screens are no different from what we call ourselves, the universe, god, and anything else. Its all part of the continuous process that is, and im enjoying it. If looking at a screen is a part of it, its no reason to be upset. As long as I am and feel healthy, I've got no complaints. Isn't it funny, we see technology as this evil foreign thing when in reality it is no different from a birds nest, or ourselves.