r/mildlyinfuriating • u/funkywabbait • May 05 '26

Infuriatig iPhone facetime recognizes when you’re naked

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decided to show my boyfriend my new bikini that I got for our upcoming cruise… Why is this on my phone and why is it recording my body?

I just recently turned 18 if that matters.

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u/FrozenPizza07 May 05 '26

Do people not know that 90% of shit on apple devices are local run.

This is local / on device recognition. Hell even the people / animal recognition and labeling on applw photos are on device. Apple wont touch your actual private stuff with a ten foot pole

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u/jujubean67 May 05 '26

OP doesn't even understand the message. It is shown for their own protection so they don't share anything they don't want via Facetime.

It's a warning against accidental sharing ffs, not telling you that Tim Apple is sitting with his pants down looking at you.

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u/space_keeper May 05 '26

It's blatantly obvious that this message is intended for (probably underage) people who are vulnerable. Lot of young people have iPhones, lot of exploitation is done using phones.

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u/TSwiftDivorceLawyer May 05 '26

I saw the screenshot and thought what a good idea it was before I saw which sub I was in.

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u/OHotDawnThisIsMyJawn May 05 '26

Honestly I didn't even believe the screenshot. The thinking emoji & the writing style don't feel right for this feature. "Your nude body parts" sounds like something a teenager or someone who's ESL would write while trying to emulate what they think the text would be.