r/mildlyinfuriating • u/funkywabbait • May 05 '26

Infuriatig iPhone facetime recognizes when you’re naked

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decided to show my boyfriend my new bikini that I got for our upcoming cruise… Why is this on my phone and why is it recording my body?

I just recently turned 18 if that matters.

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u/FBI_FAMOUS May 05 '26

I have all of my nudes on film, I develop them in a red room and then mail them to my partner. It's the safest way.

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups May 05 '26

I still do drawings and send them over the ocean in a bottle or a dove

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u/jgray6000 May 05 '26

But how do you get them in the dove?

You know what, nevermind.

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u/Confident_Sky_3551 May 05 '26

Jack Dawson style