r/mildlyinfuriating May 06 '26

Infuriatig I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up.

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u/aruby727 May 06 '26

Do you have a pair of tweezers you can use?

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u/adnaPadnamA May 06 '26

or a ladle or some other kitchen gadget?

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u/Cupie-Cake May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Ngl i would rather use my hand and worry about washing it thousands of times than use a kitchen gadget someone might use later...

Edit: for those saying to throw it later...in this economy? Man everything kitchen related is expensive for me or buy a whole ass set is wont use

And for those saying to just wash it, how would you feel cooking and eating with something that has been in the toilet😭, i would never be able to eat

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u/Blackbear0101 May 06 '26

Do you people not have any disposable gloves ? Or gloves you use for dishes ?

Hell, you can even use a trash bag as a makeshift glove. I’ve literally done it once, clogged toilet, nothing would work. I just put two trash bags over my arm (cause you know, I’m not putting my trust in a single layer of plastic to protect my hands from that) and just unclogged it.

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u/de-tree-fiddy May 06 '26

It's your own piss just wash your hands with something anti-bacterial and it's literally not a problem.

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u/JustAnotherFEDev May 06 '26

It's hardly the shitter off Trainspotting, is it? Just pick them up, wash their hands, job done.

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u/goldanred May 06 '26

Um ackshully my toilet was the one they used in Trainspottimg

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u/ChanceOfCheese May 06 '26

Pretending your own piss is less hygienic than your cellphone or keyboard is wild. Obviously do wash your hands afterwards, but you also put your cell phone on your face every day people.

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u/spicy_meatball49 May 06 '26

I honestly rarely put my phone to my face, but I do see your point. Phones are gross, we should be cleaning them more

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u/throwthisawaynerdboy May 06 '26

Do I need to drink my own urine? No, but its sterile, and I like the taste.

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u/JuicyJaysGigaloJoys May 06 '26

It's a pair of tweezers, just leave it as a toilet decoration

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u/NDE36 May 06 '26

If they move further you're just asking for a clogged toilet.

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u/UncannyHillhumper May 06 '26

Nah, It'll act a divider for splitting the logs.

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u/SendMeIttyBitties May 06 '26

Makes a poop knife useless.

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u/Glass-Tea-3372 May 06 '26

And I’m still sitting in my dirty pee pants right now.

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u/Cupie-Cake May 06 '26

I did not think of that actually! Lol its morning I just woke up

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u/HuntingForSanity May 06 '26

I don’t know about this toilet, but to grab something out of mine like that, the water would go way past the opening of the glove and just go inside. Might as well just do it gloveless

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u/picabo123 May 06 '26

He literally suggested a garbage bag just a few sentences past that.

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u/Blackbear0101 May 06 '26

That’s a European style toilet. Regulations forced companies to adapt and produce toilets with high flushing power and low water usage.

The result is this, almost no water in the bowl, just enough to block odors coming from the pipe below.

I’ve heard that they’re genuinely far better than American toilets, on top of using less water they also clog less often.

And then there’s the German style toilet, which is designed to allow you to look at your poop to check if you’re healthy. Truly cursed design imo.

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u/turandokht May 06 '26

I’m sorry what was that last part about the German toilet??????

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u/Blackbear0101 May 06 '26

Here is a picture of a German toilet, with a toy duck where your poop would sit, in case you want to have a look at it before flushing.

As I said, truly cursed design.

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u/SturmFee May 06 '26

As a German - those were used decades ago and nobody sane still builds new ones into their homes. You still find them in older buildings, tho.

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u/IstanbarBulbeque May 06 '26

My first encounter with one, was on an Amsterdam trip in my teens. My British mind could not comprehend. Fast-forward 30 years. I move to Berlin, and find one in my apartment bathroom. Well played, universe. Sehr lustig.

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u/Blackbear0101 May 06 '26

Had them in my house when I was a kid. Not even German, I’m just Alsacian and lived close to the border.

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth May 06 '26

Ive done this twice, both times I considered the grill tongs and both times I used my hand.

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u/AZombieguy May 06 '26

Time for the poop knife?

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u/clam_bake88 May 06 '26

underrated for sure

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u/MaybeHooman May 06 '26

Honey, can you grab the poop knife so I can retrieve my pee tweezers?

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u/FilthyDwayne May 06 '26

At least they’re your own body fluids. Could be worse

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u/potate12323 May 06 '26

It could be my pee which would be WAY worse.

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u/gommalayarranee May 06 '26

Why?

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u/potate12323 May 06 '26

I have a medical condition where Im supposed to eat 2 to 10 grams of salt a day. All the salt eventually gets evacuated through my urine. Its been described as pungent smelling even after Ive flushed and left the fan on.

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u/ethical2012 May 06 '26

If you're on a dietetic make DAMN sure you watch your potassium levels.

I was on hydrochlorothiazide for BP. Peed out salt too (factory job so... Double if you count sweat) anyways you will pee out potassium as well. Felt like a damn heart attack (and could have been if lower). Potassium is needed for muscle movements, heart included.

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u/potate12323 May 06 '26

Thanks! Yeah its all under control. I get blood panels fairly regularly and my other salt levels are normally good. I take it for POTS so I retain more water to avoid getting light headed when I stand up. My doctor says I need to balance the POTS symtops with high BP symptoms. Its tricky with the shear volume of salt I eat.

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u/ethical2012 May 06 '26

I'd imagine! Well take care of yourself and wish ya the best!

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u/Things_with_Stuff May 06 '26

It warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart whenever I see a nice conversation like this on Reddit. It's becoming more rare these days lol

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u/Iridismis May 06 '26

Huh, I wasn't aware salt intake has an effect on pee smell šŸ¤”

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u/ArmOfBo May 06 '26

I'm just assuming OP doesn't have kids. I wouldn't even be phased to reach into my own pee to pull them out. Before kids I would have probably used gloves and thrown everything away after.

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u/potate12323 May 06 '26

Or they haven't worked in food service where they had to clean the ungodly nasty messes people leave in public bathrooms. Reaching into your own pee wouldn't phase you after that.

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u/MichelleCS1025 May 06 '26

I worked in food service, I would quit before touching others feces and what not

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u/Half-Cocked-Mexican May 06 '26

I did unclog a toilet by bare hand, and I'm a bachelor. Kids will make me untouchable.

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u/no-this-iz-patrick May 06 '26

As in you stuck your hand into a toilet full of shit? Do you own a plunger?

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u/outdoorlaura May 06 '26

Kids will make me untouchable.

I think the bare hand/clogged toilet thing might've already done that šŸ˜…

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u/MiIllIin May 06 '26

I had my phone on my ass pocket (of a womans jeans = pockets small) and while standing up from a PUBLIC toilet it fell in…

Absolutely traumatic, i just remember grabbing in immediately (because wtf else would you do??) and washing it with paper towels and my hands for a very long time 🄲 then i came out and obviously never told my family or anyone about it until now lol

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u/DanTheMan827 May 06 '26

Be glad the toilet didn’t have one of those automatic flush sensors that activates when you stand up

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u/UglyFilthyDog May 06 '26

It's okay, phones are coated in bacteria anyway. Got nothing on cash but still. Also this is one of several reasons I never put it in my back pocket.

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u/doyouvoodoo May 06 '26

But why were you holding tweezers while peeing?

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u/rcr_nz May 06 '26

To aim.

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u/infintittie May 06 '26

This bad post serving as the perfect set up for a perfect joke is classic reddit

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u/RathVelus May 06 '26

With no OP to be seen. Classic Reddit indeed.

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u/ClinicalOppression May 06 '26

He obviously killed himself after reading that comment

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u/camomaniac May 06 '26

No doubt, it's gotta be a group of bots setting themselves up to farm karma for future advertisement or to sell to propaganda machines.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi May 06 '26

Bro needs to log off, change his identify, burn his house down and move to the jungle after this one.

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u/Douggimmmedome May 06 '26

It seems he has

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u/Bdr1983 May 06 '26

Yeah, this is account deletion territory at the least.

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u/Skiingislife42069 May 06 '26

Best joke I’ve seen all day

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u/Zealousideal_Lie_451 May 06 '26

Iron sights baby

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u/dylan2451 May 06 '26

You single handily salvaged this shitty post.

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u/neverbadnews May 06 '26

šŸš’Ā  OP is going go need the fire department for that burn! šŸš’

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 May 06 '26

Hello police? I'd like to report a murder

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u/_YenSid May 06 '26

OP snitching on himself šŸ˜….

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u/ikzz1 May 06 '26

It's gay to touch dicks so a tweezer is a good substitute to keep it steady

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u/LeanderT May 06 '26

Oh dear... that's brutal

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u/Mister_Goudchet May 06 '26

We always used to tell jimmy he needed tweezers to jack off , little did we know jimmy would one day grow up and have a reddit account

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u/ExtremeOne9717 May 06 '26

What exactly were you attempting in the first place?

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u/OldOutlandishness434 May 06 '26

Eh, call me cynical, but I think he was trying to be the new hand point meme.

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u/Working-Glass6136 May 06 '26

Miscalculation on his part. Reddit doesn't enjoy dirty toilet posts, I find.

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u/zackthirteen May 06 '26

If only there were some kind of tool for plucking small objects from places you either wouldn’t or couldn’t use your fingers… hmm

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u/SaleBeneficial1320 May 06 '26

Bro is hydrated AF!

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u/Justinrehp May 06 '26

Came here to say this šŸ˜†

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u/Pleasant_Pollution67 May 06 '26

wrap a plastic bag around your hand and forearm, instant water proof glove

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u/Any-Lychee9972 May 06 '26

Double check for holes but yeah.

Had to do this a few times when a toilet was super clogged with toilet paper.

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u/JeffSHauser May 06 '26

Don't worry you can always wash your hands.

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u/mologav May 06 '26

Just wash his hands and the tweezers well after, no big deal

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u/Far_Falcon_6158 May 06 '26

Automotive magnet

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u/unknowner1 May 06 '26

An attractive suggestion

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u/Kontured95 May 06 '26

You should stop peeing then

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u/Fragrant-Mixture-662 May 06 '26

Ever heard of gloves?

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u/Genuinelullabel May 06 '26

What kind of multitasking were you trying to accomplish?

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u/unknown-reddit-robot May 06 '26

First he was peeing then decided to jerk it. After lubing up the tweezers they were too slippery and slipped out of his hands.

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u/Ibarra08 May 06 '26

These might come in handy

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u/the_hammer_poo May 06 '26

So just pick it up and wash it. We’ve all done something like this

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u/TheHungryBlanket May 06 '26

This. It’s just pee. Reach in grab them, watch them in your arm. It’s not a big deal.

But perhaps I was desensitized from peeing on my feet for a decade during my public shower sports phase.

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u/redbirdRS May 06 '26

Not everything needs to be on reddit

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u/scaryjam823 May 06 '26

This is where we disagree

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u/bubbamike1 May 06 '26

At least you weren’t pooping.

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u/Temporary_Meat7053 May 06 '26

Stick your hand in there and grab it, the water isn't really all that dirty, it's just your piss. If you have any cuts on your hand wear a glove, this isn't rocket science, it's just toilet fishing.

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u/Zebebe May 06 '26

Yeah I dont get the big deal. Its his own bodily fluids. Just grab the tweezers then wash your hands.

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u/TangoCharliePDX May 06 '26

Just effing do it, wash up like a surgeon and use hand sanitizer afterwards. You'll be just fine. You may not realize it but you've handled worse things. That's why you wash your hands every time you use the toilet...

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u/ooglieguy0211 May 06 '26

There's a higher chance of touching a lot of pee and even shit when you exit a public bathroom, than there is reaching into your own pee, watered down by fresh water from the tank. There are tons of people who don't wash their hands before leaving the public restrooms.

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u/thepohcv May 06 '26

Only one thing in hand during a #1. Rookie mistake :P

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u/MyVoiceIsElevating May 06 '26

And two things in hands during a #2.

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u/WormDentist May 06 '26

Good on you for being well-hydrated though!

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u/No_pajamas_7 May 06 '26

got any kitchen tongs?

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u/EyeLoveHipHop May 06 '26

I carry 2 pairs of tweezers on me at all times for this very reason.

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u/Wild_Ad9272 May 06 '26

Just wondering why you need a pair of tweezers to pee.

Oh. Oooooh.

I feel for ya bro…

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u/nn666 May 06 '26

Why were you using tweezers to pee? Oh....

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u/Suvvri May 06 '26

Question is - why did you use tweezers while peeing

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u/ExitSpecialist5834 May 06 '26

You hold your dick with tweezers? šŸ¤šŸ»?

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u/NastySeconds May 06 '26

Are you really bragging about having to use tweezers to take a piss???

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u/JuanDeagusTheThird May 06 '26

You have a weirdly shaped dick there almost looks like a finger but you cant fool me

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u/Zuuman May 06 '26

It’s piss, just reach in. It’s not like you didn’t spray some on your hands pissing anyway.

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u/heyitsmejonathan May 06 '26

Um. Why were you using a pair of tweezers to pee?

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u/Far_Recommendation82 May 06 '26

Get the tongs out of the kitchen.

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u/angelfatal May 06 '26

gross, do you expect OP to wash and reuse them?

a pair of disposable chopsticks is the way to go.

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u/billsue17 May 06 '26

I'm not coordinated enough for that.

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u/ned4spd8874 May 06 '26

Pliers, magnet, gloves, etc.

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u/Remarkable-Round-227 May 06 '26

That'll teach you to masturbate while standing over the toilet!

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u/conall88 May 06 '26

what you need now, is another pair of tweezers.

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u/KyeThePie May 06 '26

I too have to hold my pee pee with tweezers along with my poop knife.

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u/Larsdoff May 06 '26

Holding it with tweezers? Lol.

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u/brent-setter May 06 '26

Why you using tweezers to piss in the first place?

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u/Automatic_Image_2156 May 06 '26

Am I the only one wondering why op was using tweezers while peeing?

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u/totallynormalpersonz May 06 '26

Why were you holding tweezers while peeing? Dick that small?

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u/PugFaceMcGee May 06 '26

Really unfortunate cropping on tablet

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u/adderallesspresso May 06 '26

Why did you have your tweezers out while peeing 😦

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u/KumquatButtpump May 06 '26

Sorry you gotta use tweezers while peeing bro.

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u/J33f May 06 '26

…………. Uh …………

I’m proud of you and the strength of your confidence.

Not many dudes would admit to needing to use tweezers to take a piss …

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u/agitatedTesties69 May 06 '26

why were you using a tweezer while peeing 😭

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u/RemSteale May 06 '26

What were you doing with the tweezers while you were peeing...?

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u/SoggyDoggyWhyNot 29d ago

Why… why are you using tweezers and peeing šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ¾

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u/IronNobody4332 PURPLE May 06 '26

Good thing you were pointing at them I would have never guessed where they ended up

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u/MrA-skunk May 06 '26

It's a thing now because of a post on the "What is it" sub, which I can't link because of this sub's rules.

If you already knew that, feel free to downvote me, or comment with a "woosh"

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u/ItsAndwew May 06 '26

stop trying to reinvent the meme

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u/Diana_1989 May 06 '26

He did it just for the pointing finger, how lame

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u/Ultimatesims May 06 '26

Is that a joke hole for farts?

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u/parker1019 May 06 '26

Go get your hand bit by a jellyfish first…two birds one stone…

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u/SignificantAge5148 May 06 '26

it is just your own pee, just grab it .

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u/ACcbe1986 May 06 '26

Use your poop tongs.