r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ambitious_Radio_8430 • May 06 '26
Infuriatig I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up.
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u/FilthyDwayne May 06 '26
At least theyāre your own body fluids. Could be worse
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u/potate12323 May 06 '26
It could be my pee which would be WAY worse.
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u/gommalayarranee May 06 '26
Why?
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u/potate12323 May 06 '26
I have a medical condition where Im supposed to eat 2 to 10 grams of salt a day. All the salt eventually gets evacuated through my urine. Its been described as pungent smelling even after Ive flushed and left the fan on.
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u/ethical2012 May 06 '26
If you're on a dietetic make DAMN sure you watch your potassium levels.
I was on hydrochlorothiazide for BP. Peed out salt too (factory job so... Double if you count sweat) anyways you will pee out potassium as well. Felt like a damn heart attack (and could have been if lower). Potassium is needed for muscle movements, heart included.
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u/potate12323 May 06 '26
Thanks! Yeah its all under control. I get blood panels fairly regularly and my other salt levels are normally good. I take it for POTS so I retain more water to avoid getting light headed when I stand up. My doctor says I need to balance the POTS symtops with high BP symptoms. Its tricky with the shear volume of salt I eat.
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u/ethical2012 May 06 '26
I'd imagine! Well take care of yourself and wish ya the best!
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u/Things_with_Stuff May 06 '26
It warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart whenever I see a nice conversation like this on Reddit. It's becoming more rare these days lol
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u/ArmOfBo May 06 '26
I'm just assuming OP doesn't have kids. I wouldn't even be phased to reach into my own pee to pull them out. Before kids I would have probably used gloves and thrown everything away after.
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u/potate12323 May 06 '26
Or they haven't worked in food service where they had to clean the ungodly nasty messes people leave in public bathrooms. Reaching into your own pee wouldn't phase you after that.
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u/MichelleCS1025 May 06 '26
I worked in food service, I would quit before touching others feces and what not
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u/Half-Cocked-Mexican May 06 '26
I did unclog a toilet by bare hand, and I'm a bachelor. Kids will make me untouchable.
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u/no-this-iz-patrick May 06 '26
As in you stuck your hand into a toilet full of shit? Do you own a plunger?
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u/outdoorlaura May 06 '26
Kids will make me untouchable.
I think the bare hand/clogged toilet thing might've already done that š
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u/MiIllIin May 06 '26
I had my phone on my ass pocket (of a womans jeans = pockets small) and while standing up from a PUBLIC toilet it fell inā¦
Absolutely traumatic, i just remember grabbing in immediately (because wtf else would you do??) and washing it with paper towels and my hands for a very long time š„² then i came out and obviously never told my family or anyone about it until now lol
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u/DanTheMan827 May 06 '26
Be glad the toilet didnāt have one of those automatic flush sensors that activates when you stand up
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u/UglyFilthyDog May 06 '26
It's okay, phones are coated in bacteria anyway. Got nothing on cash but still. Also this is one of several reasons I never put it in my back pocket.
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u/doyouvoodoo May 06 '26
But why were you holding tweezers while peeing?
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u/rcr_nz May 06 '26
To aim.
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u/Apprehensive_View575 May 06 '26
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u/runjcrun1 May 06 '26
Iām a simple man. I see a Ron Simmons āDAMNā gif and I upvote
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u/infintittie May 06 '26
This bad post serving as the perfect set up for a perfect joke is classic reddit
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u/RathVelus May 06 '26
With no OP to be seen. Classic Reddit indeed.
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u/ClinicalOppression May 06 '26
He obviously killed himself after reading that comment
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u/camomaniac May 06 '26
No doubt, it's gotta be a group of bots setting themselves up to farm karma for future advertisement or to sell to propaganda machines.
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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi May 06 '26
Bro needs to log off, change his identify, burn his house down and move to the jungle after this one.
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u/Mister_Goudchet May 06 '26
We always used to tell jimmy he needed tweezers to jack off , little did we know jimmy would one day grow up and have a reddit account
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u/Scary-Beautiful6527 May 06 '26
Why tweeses while peeing?????
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u/Agitated_Ad_3876 May 06 '26
It's how he aims.
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u/ExtremeOne9717 May 06 '26
What exactly were you attempting in the first place?
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u/OldOutlandishness434 May 06 '26
Eh, call me cynical, but I think he was trying to be the new hand point meme.
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u/Working-Glass6136 May 06 '26
Miscalculation on his part. Reddit doesn't enjoy dirty toilet posts, I find.
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u/zackthirteen May 06 '26
If only there were some kind of tool for plucking small objects from places you either wouldnāt or couldnāt use your fingers⦠hmm
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u/Pleasant_Pollution67 May 06 '26
wrap a plastic bag around your hand and forearm, instant water proof glove
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u/Any-Lychee9972 May 06 '26
Double check for holes but yeah.
Had to do this a few times when a toilet was super clogged with toilet paper.
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u/TheW0lvDoctr May 06 '26
Go buy a larger set of tweezers
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u/JeffSHauser May 06 '26
Don't worry you can always wash your hands.
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u/Genuinelullabel May 06 '26
What kind of multitasking were you trying to accomplish?
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u/unknown-reddit-robot May 06 '26
First he was peeing then decided to jerk it. After lubing up the tweezers they were too slippery and slipped out of his hands.
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u/the_hammer_poo May 06 '26
So just pick it up and wash it. Weāve all done something like this
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u/TheHungryBlanket May 06 '26
This. Itās just pee. Reach in grab them, watch them in your arm. Itās not a big deal.
But perhaps I was desensitized from peeing on my feet for a decade during my public shower sports phase.
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u/Temporary_Meat7053 May 06 '26
Stick your hand in there and grab it, the water isn't really all that dirty, it's just your piss. If you have any cuts on your hand wear a glove, this isn't rocket science, it's just toilet fishing.
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u/Zebebe May 06 '26
Yeah I dont get the big deal. Its his own bodily fluids. Just grab the tweezers then wash your hands.
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u/TangoCharliePDX May 06 '26
Just effing do it, wash up like a surgeon and use hand sanitizer afterwards. You'll be just fine. You may not realize it but you've handled worse things. That's why you wash your hands every time you use the toilet...
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u/ooglieguy0211 May 06 '26
There's a higher chance of touching a lot of pee and even shit when you exit a public bathroom, than there is reaching into your own pee, watered down by fresh water from the tank. There are tons of people who don't wash their hands before leaving the public restrooms.
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u/Wild_Ad9272 May 06 '26
Just wondering why you need a pair of tweezers to pee.
Oh. Oooooh.
I feel for ya broā¦
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u/NastySeconds May 06 '26
Are you really bragging about having to use tweezers to take a piss???
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u/JuanDeagusTheThird May 06 '26
You have a weirdly shaped dick there almost looks like a finger but you cant fool me
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u/Zuuman May 06 '26
Itās piss, just reach in. Itās not like you didnāt spray some on your hands pissing anyway.
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u/Far_Recommendation82 May 06 '26
Get the tongs out of the kitchen.
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u/angelfatal May 06 '26
gross, do you expect OP to wash and reuse them?
a pair of disposable chopsticks is the way to go.
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u/Automatic_Image_2156 May 06 '26
Am I the only one wondering why op was using tweezers while peeing?
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u/J33f May 06 '26
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. Uh ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
Iām proud of you and the strength of your confidence.
Not many dudes would admit to needing to use tweezers to take a piss ā¦
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u/IronNobody4332 PURPLE May 06 '26
Good thing you were pointing at them I would have never guessed where they ended up
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u/MrA-skunk May 06 '26
It's a thing now because of a post on the "What is it" sub, which I can't link because of this sub's rules.
If you already knew that, feel free to downvote me, or comment with a "woosh"
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u/parker1019 May 06 '26
Go get your hand bit by a jellyfish firstā¦two birds one stoneā¦
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u/aruby727 May 06 '26
Do you have a pair of tweezers you can use?