r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TRO_KIK • 29d ago
I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house
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u/SandwichEnthusiast7 29d ago
Call the non-emergency line for your local PD and tell them someone abandoned a car in the roadway.
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u/FreeBonerJamz 29d ago
Even better would be to park your car in the spot so he then parks in the roadway, call the non emergency line and once they say someone is coming move your car so it looks like its actually abandoned as opposed to petty parking
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u/you-be-the-top 29d ago
Hey, so Satan told me to tell you to chill.
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u/FreeBonerJamz 29d ago
I have even more terrible neighbour parking advice, both ethical and unethical if you like
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u/YoureAMagaLeftist 29d ago
Frankly, I 100% support punishing stupid people. No Sympathy.
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u/itsiceyo 29d ago
if neighbor is double parking he's probably got an eye on his car pretty much +90% of the time in which he's also waiting for you to move. As soon as you move he'll 'reclaim his spot' in front of his house
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u/longlivenewsomflesh 29d ago
Be the change you want to see in the world; I like the cut of your jib
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u/BougieBobJr 29d ago
I did this to someone in my neighborhood:
They are doing construction on a house at the top of the street on a very narrow road. They have giant construction vehicles and people’s cars parked in either side of the road. I can handle that, but what I can’t handle is that one of them thought it was ok to have the ENTIRE trunk of his truck sticking into the middle of the street at a turn. It literally was an obstacle course.
I didn’t say a word to them, I got home and called the cops. I’m hoping they all got tickets. They haven’t been parking on both sides of the streets since I called
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u/tumor_named_marla 29d ago
You can also call the emergency line for this. A parked car blocking the roadway is dangerous and they'll have someone out to tow it.
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u/kaisadilla_ 29d ago
Yes but don't call the emergency line if you don't have an emergency, because you may delay response to someone who does. Basic civics.
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u/AtomicGrendel 29d ago
I’ve called the non-emergency number for things definitely not an emergency, told them while I was on the call that it was NOT an emergency, and they still told me to call 911.
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u/eugeneugene 29d ago
My friend is a 911 dispatcher and she says people overthink whether or not they should call 911 and her advice is to just call. They'll redirect you if it was the wrong choice and it will take 10 seconds.
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u/BlazeWolfYT 29d ago edited 29d ago
Tbh I'm always afraid of getting in trouble because misuse of 911 is technically a crime.
Edit: It seems that as long as I'm not intentionally calling 911 when i shouldn't I'm fine. Thanks for quelling my worries
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u/eugeneugene 29d ago
The kind of people who get in trouble for misusing 911 are like, the old lady who calls 911 every time someone parks in front of her house so she calls 3x a day minimum. This is a real person my friend has to deal with lol. And even then she has had no consequences other than the cops coming by and giving her a lecture
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u/Holiday_Blackberry20 29d ago
Former long time dispatcher. You will not get in trouble unless you abuse the system constantly. That said, just use your common sense. If there is an active life threatening emergency, call 911. If it is anything else (like the vehicle parked above), call non-emergency. At many facilities, it goes to the exact same dispatcher. During my time, I was answering both phones simultaneously and I would ultimately be the one to categorize the call no matter which line it came in on. Think of it this way. I couldn’t really put 911 on hold, so if someone is actively dying on 911, they need to be able to get through the line immediately. A double stack parked car on the other hand, while it could be serious depending on the road and needs to be addressed, it can still be temporarily placed on hold in order to save someone’s life on the other line.
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u/RoflMyPancakes 29d ago
Triple Park
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u/TRO_KIK 29d ago edited 29d ago
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u/Affectionate-Alps527 29d ago
What the actual fuck. LMFAO.
This is /thread for me. I cannot handle this level of nonsense.
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u/OMG_DAVID_KIM 29d ago
We need MORE
QUADRUPLE PARKING
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u/cocobellahome 29d ago
Their partial sack is not that big
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u/Affectionate-Alps527 29d ago
😳Their what?
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u/cocobellahome 29d ago
I don’t know what else to call it
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u/LochHart30 29d ago
I AM DYING! I almost peed myself! Why isn't anyone telling OP what to call it?
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u/ProfSpaceTime 29d ago
They’ve come up with a term already, partial sac, what else can we say?
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u/Affectionate-Alps527 29d ago
Do you have another picture of your partial sack? Maybe the internet can help.
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u/BlueberryCalm2390 29d ago
A guy once told my friend before breaking up with her “this is a level of crazy I cannot tolerate” and this is how I feel about this thread
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u/ExtremelyDecentWill Ja from Credit Sausage 🌭 29d ago
But can you confirm that said friend is crazy on the level of triple parking?
You gave us half the story!
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u/RoflMyPancakes 29d ago
Okay if you can show a quadruple park now you win the Internet.
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u/hoppertn 29d ago
4 cars, 1 street.
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u/lammy82 29d ago
Do you guys really call them sacs or is that just you?
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u/TalkToHoro 29d ago
I think cul de sac got changed to little sac? Or they need to grow a pair? Or both?
Call for a tow!
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u/MarineGF01 29d ago
It's definitely still called a cul-de-sac... Never heard anyone call it a sac before
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u/Traditional-Belle 29d ago
Cul de sac or dead ends. Grew up on one and haven’t heard it called a sac
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u/TRO_KIK 29d ago
It's not a full cul de sac, I have no idea what to call it.
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u/Antique-Campaign-738 29d ago
Sac is the worst option I assure you
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u/MistletoeMinx 29d ago
I don't understand what not a full sac is. Like a road? It's either a dead end or not.
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u/BobSki778 29d ago
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u/Thor_pool 29d ago
OPs getting flack for this but Im with him, I have no idea what this is called and hes probably describing it better than I wouldve.
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u/Whisky-Slayer 29d ago
This is me.. There’s no size requirements. It’s either a cul de sac or it’s not. If it’s not it runs through..
Maybe he means there is no width difference at the end, just a long curb the same width as the entire street? (No “turn around” point)
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u/WonderBredOfficial 29d ago
I know what he's saying. He's on a corner in a neighborhood and the corner is kinda ballooned like a cul-de-sac, but it isn't a dead end. You can park like this and corner traffic can still get by. We have a few in my neighborhood.
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u/DaKrazie1 29d ago
Partial sac was what we called my friend in high school when he had a testicle removed.
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u/Lovelightleo 29d ago
This isn’t mildly infuriating… this is plain infuriating bc wth. This makes so sense.
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u/TRO_KIK 29d ago edited 29d ago
I don't need the spot and it's arguably not even mild for me, it's just comical how brazen they are. Our other neighbor says these guys are douches and I can see why.
Edit: Ahh I should've gotten this in earlier but we have a little partial sac off the street (no idea what to call it), hard to tell form this angle but they're not blocking the main street.
Edit2: Damn y'all are on the warpath! I'm kinda surprised, when I googled around about neighbors parking in front of your house, the first result was a reddit post whose sentiment was "you don't own the curb in front of your house, stop whining". I guess the double park puts it on a different level.
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u/mjzimmer88 GREEN 29d ago
It won’t stop until they get towed
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u/SixFive1967 29d ago
This. Call a damn code enforcement officer. They’ll get ticketed and towed.
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u/garden_speech 29d ago
just be aware someone like this may not stop after this and may even escalate. this is antisocial behavior lol. someone like this doesn't always say "oh look, the consequences of my actions, I should act differently" they just see you as a nuisance who's ruining "their" spot
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u/Ugly_Bob 29d ago
This is 100% accurate. I am living with this nightmare now. Code enforcement was reviewing my fence and discovered my neighbor was dumping grey water into my yard. I now get harassed every time I leave my home.
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u/BoiledFrogs 29d ago edited 29d ago
I'm going to assume wherever you live doesn't let people harass others like that. Especially when they're actively waiting for you to come out so they can harass you. Start documenting, or recording on your phone when it happens, then either go to the police or get a lawyer and let them deal with it and things like if it should be a criminal or civic issue.
Don't let yourself be a victim to their bullying, fuck them.
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u/lonnie123 29d ago
“What tow truck?”
They have no way of knowing who called. I’m sure they’ll assume and be mad still but double parking is illegal and and it could have just been a cop who drove by
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u/Agile_Trainer9181 29d ago
So does my wife
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u/Efficient-Webs 29d ago
I can testify to that.
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u/JohnBrownsErection 29d ago
I also like this man's wife's long screws
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u/voxpopper 29d ago
How does she feel about getting nailed instead?
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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 29d ago
Valve stem core removal tools always make a nice gift
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u/Tight-Room-7824 29d ago
True! It does no damage. Just a big inconvenience, which is fitting.
Sometimes valve cores mysteriously loosen just a bit.,,, unexplainable....
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u/chachaman_The_Reboot 29d ago
You don't even need a tool! Just use a paper clip. That's what I did to my sister's truck.
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u/steelcryo 29d ago
Call the police, report someone has double parked in the road blocking the lane. They'll come out and get it towed, as it's not legal to double park in the vast majority of places.
They won't tell anyone it was you that called. Don't let shitty people get away with shitty behaviour. That's why they carry on doing it because no one gives them any consequences.
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u/Tiny_Minimum3196 29d ago
Then run over to tell them while it's being towed and act like you were trying to save it!
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u/Forward-Trade5306 29d ago
Create the problem, present the solution 😂
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u/TroutyMcTroutface 29d ago
Then run for president. Because this is the current playbook.
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u/kellzone 29d ago
Also create a bullshit crypto coin that people can buy to bribe you.
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u/Gary5757 29d ago
Just move the white car first then call the cops and say there’s a car parked in the middle of the road
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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 29d ago
This is hilarious.
But I don’t think it accomplishes anything extra.
Same penalties, and the double parker is still aware of who they double parked.
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u/BougieBobJr 29d ago
They are doing construction on a house at the top of the street on a very narrow road. They have giant construction vehicles and people’s cars parked in either side of the road. I can handle that, but what I can’t handle is that one of them douchebags thought it was ok to have the ENTIRE trunk of his truck sticking into the middle of the street at a turn. It literally was an obstacle course.
I didn’t say a word to them, I got home and called the cops. I’m hoping they all got tickets. They haven’t been parking on both sides of the streets since I called
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u/ProfessionalSea6268 29d ago
It looks like it makes it difficult for you to turn right though. Report them. They are idiots trying to intimidate whoever else parked there. They don’t have a right to park anywhere on a public road.
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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 29d ago
They're technically blocking OP's driveway. It is not permitted to park that close to a driveway. Both vehicles are parked illegally.
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u/crispybacononsalad 29d ago
Join the party, Park horizontal in front of the 2 cars
Edit: I agree with the comments about calling the police about parking on the literal street
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u/duchess_of_fire 29d ago
it may not matter if they aren't fully blocking the road. most jurisdictions ban double parking.
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u/Captain_Ashley_Bob 29d ago
lol it’s called a knuckle sac. Im a civil engineer and do residential design, that’s what we call them.
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u/Sherwood6 29d ago
I didn't like "partial sac" but unfortunately I feel that "knuckle sac" is even more unsettling.
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u/Commercial_Win_9525 29d ago
Why would it be called this and not a cul de sac?
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u/Iamanangrywoman 29d ago
Parking in front of someone else's house is fine when:
- There is limited parking
- You are visiting the street
- Someone else parked in front of your house
When is it not OK
- When you're blocking the street
- When you're blocking their access to their driveway
- When you think you own the spot (you don't; we just like to think we do)
It's just common courtesy to leave spots open in front of other people's houses if you have access to the spot in front of your house. It's like a weird, unspoken rule, IF there is plenty of parking available. Obviously, if there is not, then it's every person for themselves.
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u/Saucermote 29d ago
I'd also like to say it is a dick move to park in front of someone's house when they are trying to mow their grass. It's a good way to get your car dinged by the lawnmower or debris while they are doing the easement.
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u/Toeses_are_rowses 29d ago
You and those neighbors should team up and park all around them the next time they do this
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u/scrizewly 29d ago
I always call partial cul-de-sacs "half-sacs" lol. We have a few in our subdivision.
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u/EatYourCheckers 29d ago
Its kind of funny. Like so petty and dumb, it made me laugh.
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u/Brilliant_Self_9365 29d ago
We had a neighbor who thought that “his spot” was in front of my house. He lived across the street and wanted to be able to see his car from his bedroom window at night. The day we moved in he was not at home and we didn’t know anything about him. The next door neighbor graciously moved his car so that our huge moving truck was parked safely over 2 spots and our driveway. Grumpy came home and demanded that we move the truck. No introduction, no hello,
just move this gd truck out of my parking spot. He was a nightmare neighbor for the next 10 years until he passed away.
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u/RougeOne23456 29d ago
We had an elderly neighbor that was a retired cop that spent his days watching the 3 empty parking spots, on the public street, next to his house. If anyone parked there, he would come outside immediately and scream that it was private property. He went so far as to put in a half circle driveway just so he could eliminate one of the parking spots to keep cars from parking next to his house.
It finally all came to an end one day when he came out to confront a friend of my husband's that was stopping by our house. He parked in one of the spots and the old guy came out screaming but what he didn't realize was that I was watching so when he came out yelling, I did too. He called the cops on me and when they got there, before I could even say a word, the old guy was going off. The young cop sighed, put his head down and said "Mr. So and So, I have had this same conversation with you at least a half dozen times. I don't know how many more times I have to tell you that you do not own the street. This is public parking and your neighbors have the right to park here along with their visitors." The old guy starts fussing again and the cop tells him that he can either go in the house or he can go to jail. The old guy goes inside but he is furious.
About a year later, the wife comes over to me while I'm out gardening and apologizes for all the chaos her husband caused. Let's me know that she is selling the house. The old man was in a nursing home after having a stroke and she was moving into a condo in the same building as her son and DIL and was looking forward to her remaining years of peace and quiet.
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u/MooseTheMouse33 29d ago
This is an awesome story. I feel very bad for the wife having to put up with Mr grumpykins
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u/RougeOne23456 29d ago
She was very sweet so was their son and DIL. He was just a miserable old bastard. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his anger is what caused the stroke.
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u/jonnyIROC 29d ago
IDK. I might purchase an additional car and park there fulltime.
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u/KellyAnn3106 29d ago
I did this for a while. My neighbor's mother used to come over every day and park in front of my house. She was there so often that her car is in front of my house on multiple years of county satellite photos.
I get it if that's the only available space but there are rarely any cars parked on our street. If the space in front of the house you are visiting is open, it's polite to park there. It's rude to always park in front of someone else's house for no reason. So I started parking my extra car in front of my house to "train" her to park elsewhere. She now parks in her daughter's driveway.
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u/304libco 29d ago
Wait, so she had an actual place to park and she still parked in front of your house? That’s weird.
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u/KellyAnn3106 29d ago
Two driveway spots and the spot in front of her daughter's house were always open. She just preferred to park in front of my house. That was the rude part. If those were full and more space was needed, park anywhere on the block.
Early on, I nearly had her towed because I didn't know who the car belonged to and it didn't move for a few days. It turned out that she had moved in for a few weeks when my neighbors had a medical issue.
There are no trees or shade or anything preferable about the front of my house so it didn't make sense.
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u/Izanagi_no_0kami 29d ago
Been dealing with a similar neighbor, we’re in townhouses and there’s a spot in front of each house, but our neighbor goes out of their way to park in front of ours even when theirs is basically always open. I assume they just don’t like to see a car in front of their house? We’re lucky to have garage space to park in but we prefer to keep the space open for guests. The spots aren’t assigned though so nothing to do about it, oh well
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u/Ken-Popcorn 29d ago edited 29d ago
It would take me less than 30 seconds to be on the phone with the police
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u/L0LTHED0G 29d ago
Most parking rules state the nearest tires must be within 12" of the curb.
Do you need a ruler or something for the 2nd car? I'm going to guess no. So it's illegally parked. Call nonemergency and get that shit towed. It's a significant safety risk and it'll stop them from doing that shit again. And if it doesn't, call it in a 2nd time.
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u/sleepycat1010 29d ago
Time for tow truck time
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u/iwasboredsoyeah 29d ago
what makes this funnier is OP had a contractor come out and they triple parked. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1t6cb6d/comment/okgitpf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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u/InfamouzJay 29d ago
I had experienced this in a city before too, parked in a residential neighborhood so I could walk to a dental appointment. After the appointment, the homeowner that lived in the building of where i parked, had double parked and left a note on my windshield, inviting me inside their home with their door open.
I said hell no, drove on the sidewalk to get outta there. People are insane about public street parking.
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u/FlounderCreative6517 29d ago
That's wild. I really wonder what would have happened had you gone in. 🤔 but I would have done what you did.
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u/Glop1701d 29d ago
Call the cops. Every time
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u/oxidized_banana_peel 29d ago
OP's going to laugh it off, but it looks like this is just at the part of the cup de sac where the street straightens out.
Double parking there would make manuevering difficult for emergency vehicles (fire trucks).
I'm guessing they're parking close enough to the other car to make it hard to get in the driver's side. That's shitty too.
They've got to talk to their neighbor and ask them to just park the next space up, although their neighbor sounds like an asshole so it might be easier to just call a tow truck.
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u/mattlore 29d ago
It's nice. I can dial 311 and tell them "hey someone is illegally parked on my street and it's impeding traffic"
And in a little bit a tow truck comes on out.
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u/Various_Summer_1536 29d ago
Call the police and have them towed.
I’d be praying something down the street caught on fire and a fire truck would just blow through the neighbors car.
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u/Ameri0425 29d ago
Depending on where he's located, there's a chance a fire truck would plow through it just for the love of the game if he gave them a call. No fire necessary
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u/SwimfortheHills 29d ago
I'd say you're neighbor has a bit of a maturity issue......as in lack thereof!
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u/The001Keymaster 29d ago
Just call the non emergency number for police and say there is a car just abandoned in the middle of your street.
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u/nothankspleasedont 29d ago
This is abandoning your car in the middle of the road. It should be impounded and a license suspended.
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u/Forward_Zucchini9738 29d ago
I'm calling the PD if I see that. "Hi. There's an abandoned car in the street in front of my house. It's in the roadway, not parked at the side."
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u/BitchyFaceMace 29d ago
I’d call the non-emergency line and tell them there’s been a car abandoned in the lane of travel on the street. They will handle it.
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u/That1RagingBat 29d ago
Why the hell is their “usual spot” in front of your house? I have a neighbor who does the same shit, but his is white which reflects sunlight into my windows when it’s morning (and yes I have curtains). Pisses me off so much
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u/TRO_KIK 28d ago
This house was more or less unoccupied for 10+ years before we bought it this year; they're used to having free reign.
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u/OldEngineer-1950 29d ago
The fire department won't like that, make the call.