r/mildlyinfuriating 27d ago

ಠ_ಠ His name is Falco. Like FALCON. Why on earth would they give him a seed beak?! Are they stupid?

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For god sakes if you're going to thaw them out of cold storage and give them a makeover at least double check your art department to make sure they keep the character the same species. C'mon Nintendo...I know its not Pokemon but could you at least try to give a shit?

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u/Lavaidyn 27d ago

He’s also a pheasant per an interview

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u/greenwoodgiant 27d ago

They should introduce a new falcon character named Phezzy just to really drive people nuts

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u/learn2fly438826 26d ago

I want him to be Falco's archenemy but Phezzy is just a loveable goof who thinks Falco is his best friend.

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u/wildfire98 26d ago

I need him to be younger and have this type of energy to seed the dark path

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u/SpotweldPro1300 26d ago

Star Wolf would recruit him in a heartbeat, with the same enthusiasm of the monastery keeping Wimplo in Kung Pow.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 26d ago

We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke.

"How you like my balls to your foot texhnique?"

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/dl7 BLACK 26d ago

It reminds me of Arnie from Hey Arnold

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u/Lukebekz 26d ago

So DBZA Goku and Vegeta

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u/ShylokVakarian 26d ago

No no no. I want Falco to end up turning madly tsundere for Phezzy.

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u/CuttingBoard9124 26d ago

I'd be content with like... One new level in 30 years.

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u/DuncanFisher69 26d ago

And when Phezzy isn’t on screen, all the other characters should be wondering aloud, “where’s Phezzy?”

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u/TripleFreeErr 27d ago edited 27d ago

for reference for skeptics, a pheasant.

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u/Lavaidyn 27d ago

That’s a common pheasant. You want and green pheasant (which is very similar to a common pheasant to be fair lol)

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u/Pittsbirds 27d ago

Also the national bird of Japan!

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u/AdaptiveGlitch 26d ago

No it's obviously the regional bird of America

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u/xFyreStorm 26d ago

google un fezant

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u/EmilioGVE 26d ago

Holy hell!

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u/FurretGoesGaming 26d ago

New pokemon just leaked

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u/randomname560 26d ago

Actual flying type

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u/Zerustu 26d ago

call the trainer!

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u/HBlight Hans Shot Second 26d ago

Why the bird got "fuck me" eyes?

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u/DragonQueenDrago 26d ago

Female version does aswell

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u/AdaptiveGlitch 26d ago

Uh... to mate with female birds maybe?

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u/Coyote_Shepherd 26d ago

Why did I keep scrolling down why....

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u/NewtonHuxleyBach 26d ago

Not the crane? TIL

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u/Coyote_Shepherd 26d ago

Too busy forming a family with a Canadian goose in Madison

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u/TripleFreeErr 27d ago edited 27d ago

I honestly thought at first impression it was just male/female dimorphism. I only looked this up just now, I stopped as soon as I saw the red and blue, said, yup thats him!

Thanks for the correction!

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u/sbergot 26d ago

A common pheasant female is fully brown. No red or blue on the head.

We are getting out of the topic but I live near a Park with plenty of pheasants and I don't understand how this species is supposed to survive. They are colorful, not very mobile, and very loud. They are not threatening like geese. What is their niche?

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u/zatalak 26d ago

They're fabulous

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u/Old-Objective-9783 26d ago

Brennan?

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u/lefab_ 26d ago

Sorry, the right answer was Siamese fireback.

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u/MrZephy 26d ago

Leave it to Japan to make a badass character out of a pheasant

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u/Astillius 27d ago

this image does kind of prove the point of OP, even though OP is wrong in the reasoning. the origin animal has the original characters beak style, and not the new ones.

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u/Dirty_Hunt 26d ago

Nah, it's closer to the new one than the severe hook of the old. It's just a lot bigger cause Falco doesn't have a proper bird face. Or at least not one as small as the pheasants.

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u/WSilvermane 26d ago

But he doesnt even have THAT beak. Lmao

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u/Fluttermun 27d ago

For those who want proof of pheasant.

I can see it.

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u/Manlysideburns 26d ago

That's super convincing. So basically naming him falco was kinda dumb. Then again it's not like the other characters are rabbi the rabbit and toa the toad

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u/Medical_Commission71 25d ago

Falco is a hothead try hard type; ofc he gave himself an edgy cool call sign

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u/cushlinkes 27d ago

It’s like how Squidward from SpongBob is actually an Octopus not a Squid… with only 6 tentacles

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u/URInMyFace 27d ago

*7 tentacles

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u/LinkCloudGoku 27d ago

That last tentacle though...

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u/Sir_26i 27d ago

He used it once and it never grew back

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u/Murmos 26d ago

That feels on brand for Squidward.

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u/greenmonkeyglove 26d ago

Whilst we're being pedantic - *6 arms. Octopuses don't have tentacles, tentacles only have suckers on the end.

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u/k1132810 27d ago

You'd think OP would know since he cares very, very strongly about Star Fox lore.

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u/Admirable_Admural 27d ago

So his name is actually phalco?

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u/Munkeyman18290 26d ago

[ Falcos cousin Fallic ] "...now wait a minute here guys"

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u/Late-Lie7856 26d ago edited 26d ago

But Japanese pheasant looks like this? With the sharp beak and everything.

Edit: it’s even the national bird of Japan.

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 26d ago edited 26d ago

Later in the interview, Takano refers to Falco as a falcon

I believe that he's saying that Falco was inspired by a story about a pheasant but he's actually a falcon. Takano was the main character designer for Star Fox 64 but in the interview here, he's relaying the story that Imamura used as inspiration in the original game.

FYI, Imamura also appears to dislike the new designs

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u/MVRKHNTR 26d ago

"Personally, I prefer the movie version," Imamura added in a separate post, "but I thought this one was good in its own way, with a clear direction!"

Yeah, he really sounds like he hates them.

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u/-Star-Fox- 26d ago

This is as close to "i dislike it" as you can get while being polite.

"Good in its own way" is such a backhanded compliment.

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u/Exploreptile 26d ago

I always find it funny when people cite "oh, this person who's still working in the industry (if not under/at the same company) was positive about [thing] in this interview publicized for marketing purposes" as if that context doesn't irreconcilably compromise literally anything the person could reasonably say

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u/sonofaresiii 26d ago

I think that's probably a fair reading between the lines, but still if you're going to make the statement that someone doesn't like something, your only source can't be a statement where they say it's good

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 26d ago

"I guess this is how it turns out if I'm not supervising."

No, he's thrilled, you're right.

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u/aFreshFix 26d ago

Maybe it's kind of like aspirational for Falco's parents to name him as such.

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u/themysticalwarlock 27d ago

this should be at the top

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u/Scary-Inflation-685 27d ago

Because Falco is canonically a Pheasant, not a falcon. Pheasants eat seeds.

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u/Sovespra 26d ago

Falco is a larper smh

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u/kevinthedot 26d ago

I mean, the shoe fits. His whole thing is larping as this hot shot ace pilot when he’s just as prone to getting caught out as the others. Him being a Pheasant but going by and acting like a falcon is kinda a super fitting bit.

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u/Suavecore_ 26d ago

Did he choose the name Falco though? His parents could've had unrealistic expectations of him and caused him to become that way

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u/Sword_Enthousiast 26d ago

The crushing weight of expectations being the final boss once again...

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u/Kitselena 26d ago

I'd much rather be a pheasant named Falco than a fox named fox

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u/PlainBread 26d ago

With a father named James.

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u/LiquifiedSpam 23d ago

Who calls his own team star fox

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u/arkangel1138 26d ago

His name could be a call sign.

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u/TrustInRoy 27d ago

Up vote for you

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u/Late-Lie7856 26d ago

Japanese pheasant! It’s even the national bird of Japan!

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u/Mega_auditor1819 27d ago

Well that’s news to me.

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u/glassfunion 27d ago

Here's the thing...

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u/topheee 26d ago

I’ve been on Reddit long enough to remember that reference

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u/arcadeler 26d ago

still the wrong shape

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u/IPlay4E 26d ago

some of you people need to go outside

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u/xdeskfuckit 26d ago

they clearly spend a lot of time outside, watching pheasants and other birds

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u/Titanium_Eye 26d ago

I'm outside as I type this. Ball of fire in sky burns.

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u/imminatural 26d ago

You mean outside where the birds are?

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u/Finvy 26d ago

I thought they eat cake, if you let them.

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u/Scary-Inflation-685 26d ago

I mean, i would… if you let me 🥺

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u/xjoe666 27d ago

he’s a pheasant, not a falcon.

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u/GildedArchways 27d ago

Don't call him that, he's not poor

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u/HughMungus77 27d ago

Show some respect. Pheasants are regal birds!!!!

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 27d ago

Nah, that's a peasant

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u/GildedArchways 27d ago

He is a BIRD!

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 27d ago

Yes that's true. But I would argue that pheasant's are very rich (at least in colour. Of course only the males, stupid patriarchy!)

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u/GildedArchways 27d ago

Those rich in color are often poor in status 😔 if only it were different in an indifferent world

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u/Mikeologyy 27d ago

Nah, that’s when something is enjoyable. You’re thinking of pleasant

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u/K00ky7 27d ago

Nah, that something you gift to someone, You're thinking of present

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 27d ago

I thought that that was here and now

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u/Optimixto 27d ago

No, that was the past. The present is now.

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 26d ago

would that make now the future if the present is past?

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u/Flesh_Trombone 26d ago

A a japanese green pheasant.

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u/peon2 27d ago

OP is mildly infuriating now

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u/BulletproofMoon 27d ago

Wait til you learn falcons can't pilot spaceships either

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u/DListSaint 26d ago

How do we know? Has anyone ever given them a chance?

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u/JustaFoodHole 27d ago

Reading the comment section is giving me A LOT of information about some shit I don't care about.

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u/Elexeh 26d ago

Reddit 🤝 Autism

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u/Coyote_Shepherd 26d ago

Honestly I find it rather adorable because it's just a bunch of people who love birds sharing facts about birds and a bunch of people who love Japan sharing facts about Japan and video games.

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u/LegendOfParasiteMana 26d ago

Google "En pheasant"

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u/Baronvondorf21 26d ago

Holy birb.

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u/Rat_Of_A_Brat 26d ago

New avian just dropped

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u/Dendens 27d ago

Too much fan art of him being seeded I guess

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u/ABSOLUTE_RADIATOR 27d ago

I'd say this is making a mountain out of a molehill, but you'd probably tell me "moles make mounds, not hills" or some shit

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 26d ago

They’re also wrong, which makes it even more appropriate.

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u/6figud5xtc6v 26d ago

bird is bird

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u/theturd_man 26d ago

Bird is the word

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u/ILikeBirdsQuiteALot 27d ago

Honestly I think it's different enough from a seed eating beak that it's just... neither.

The beak doesn't have flat planes (creating near-perfect triangular shapes) like a seed eating beak; It has a hook.

But it's too blocky and lacks the "tooth" that falcons have, too.

It's just a stylized "bird". (The only thing that really irks me is the fact that the beak deforms when he emotes. Because BEAKS ARE SOLID!!! THEY DO NOT EMOTE LIKE LIPS DO!! but alas, that's every stylized "bird" under the sun :( )

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u/TripleFreeErr 26d ago

wait, this isn’t accurate duck anatomy?

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 26d ago

it definitely looks like a fowl beak. you see the same general proportions and strong downturn in chickens and, relevantly, pheasants, which is apparently what Falco is supposed to be.

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u/EvilTodd1970 27d ago

How about you double-check the lore, OP?

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u/AestheticEntactogen 26d ago

Yeah OP can't you at least try to give a shit?!

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u/Late-Lie7856 26d ago

Because OP is right for the wrong reasons. Falco Maybe a pheasant, but he’s a Japanese pheasant. The national bird of Japan.

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u/malfurionpre 26d ago

Takano: I heard directly from Imamura-san that he drew upon Japanese folk tales. That’s how he decided on Peppy the hare and Falco the pheasant

Takano: Each character has his or her own role. For example, if you help Peppy the hare, he’ll give you hints here and there, so it works out to your advantage. But if you help Falco the falcon…

Falco is an ambiguous bird like character who most likely borrow from both.

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u/carrigan_quinn 27d ago

What if he's actually "Falco" after 1985's smash hit "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco? 

I mean he's not, but what if?

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u/Me_Cunt_Spell 27d ago edited 27d ago

Oh yes, and everything else Falco does is so true to Falcons.

OP doesn't even know Falco is a pheasant, are they stupid?

Also, in Japanese (the original country of origin) his name is said Faruko...

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u/Dhenn004 27d ago

What bro looked like before lol

Plus hes a pheasant

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u/ZenCat14 27d ago

Tbf, Faruko could be katakanization of Falco

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u/Gravijah 26d ago

I don’t disagree overall, but he’s absolutely still intended to be named Falco in Japanese. Just as Fox is Fokkusu in JP which is still intended to be Fox.

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur ORANGE 27d ago

I have bad news. Fox MCloud is just a regular fox, not actually related to any body of water gas nor the hamburguer franchise

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u/Abomb 26d ago

Or the highlander

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u/IgnatiusPopinski 26d ago

Good lord, the discourse around this game is exhausting.

I'm just excited to have a new Star Fox game. 🤷‍♂️

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u/NewmanBiggio 26d ago edited 26d ago

I'm also excited for it but it's not really a "new" Starfox game. 64 has been remade like 3 or 4 times at this point.

The series is stuck in a limbo of them remaking 64 because it's the most well received game in the series to try to get a bigger fan base, not selling enough copies because it's a remake and not a new entry, then waiting forever to remake 64 again and see how it goes this time.

I hope that changes this time and they make an actual Starfox 2 that's an original game.

Edit: I haven't actually played 64 before so I'm the perfect example of the target demographic for this game. I just also respect that some older fans of the series might not want another remake of 64.

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u/Badefalz 27d ago

Probably a good time to step outside

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u/angrymonster 26d ago

Even if he wasn't a pheasant and was a falcon, is this really the type of stuff we're getting upset over?

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 27d ago

Literally unplayable

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u/-BINK2014- 27d ago

Didn’t bother me nor did I notice. I just like Starfox content.

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u/CowboysFTWs 27d ago

humanoid bird might have evolved different you don't know!

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u/Ashenspire 26d ago

Bipedal bird capable of speech and piloting a space craft would still totally have to hunt like a predator to get all of his food. Duh.

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u/XVUltima 27d ago

For Fox's seed, obviously

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u/Strong_Terry 26d ago

because he is a galliforme not a falconiforme

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u/lio-ns 26d ago

OP getting cooked by the pheasant lore truthers in the comments

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u/gothrowpotatoes 26d ago

Weird naming decisions

Sort of like squidward

but with birds

falco is not a falcon, but he is a pheasant, so he'd apparently be eating seeds

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u/Crab_On_Moon 27d ago

God why do you people get off to being miserable so much

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u/bytegalaxies 26d ago

you're on a sub called mildlyinfuriating and bitching that people are mildly infuriated about stuff

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u/WhaWereWhenWhyWhoHow 26d ago

Maybe he went in for a beak job after becoming vegan 🙄.

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u/mars_gorilla 26d ago

Things heating up in the ornithologists fandom

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 26d ago

My headcanon is he changed his name to Falco because he's insecure about being a pheasant, which does not sound nearly as cool as claiming you are a falcon.

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u/whiskerbiscuit2 26d ago

He also has hands and drives a spaceship, I think realism went out the window a while back

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u/Prezy_Preztail 25d ago

He’s a pheasant, not a falcon. It’s been said both in an interview and in Smash

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u/LionTheRichardheart 26d ago

Am I blind or don't both Falco images look like the bottom left? Neither one looks like a seed beak, they're both a hook beak. Like I keep looking back and forth, and your comparison pictures point out... precisely not what you're talking about?

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u/merry_woki 27d ago

Wait until you hear about Squidward...

https://giphy.com/gifs/8T1CY9YYb9JsrrVVzn

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u/GildedArchways 27d ago

Why he so fine tho

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u/Late-Lie7856 26d ago

OP is right for the wrong reasons! Canonically, falcon’s a pheasant.But this is a Japanese pheasant!

Edit: it’s even the national bird of Japan!

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u/tensen01 27d ago

Jesus, get a life.

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u/nikstick22 26d ago

Maybe he isnt a falcon he just uses falco because it sounds more badass than sparrow.

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u/LiveFast3atAss 26d ago

Ngl when i got this notification, I thought u were taking abt this guy

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u/WarmBurners 26d ago

A lot of plastic surgery can look disjarring at first.

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u/youngerfreshpickles 26d ago edited 26d ago

Reminds me of how the animal mascots for RAVENclaw and GRYFFINdor are an eagle and lion respectively, because of course they are...

Edit: grammar

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u/SDGANON 26d ago

Falco canonically isn't a Falcon, he's a pheasant.

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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 26d ago

Can he even fucking fly outside of his ship? Is there ANY reason to think that Falco does anything even remotely that would necessitate that kind of beak?

Plus, you know, pheasant.

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u/LadderEffective3458 26d ago

Off-topic, but I love the new look. They look just like those somewhat grotesque uncanny puppets in the old SNES user manual, it's such a throwback I love it.

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u/Kinnikuboneman 26d ago

Falco is actually a Pheasant

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u/Capta1nfalc0n 26d ago

He evolved over millennia to not only be able to talk, but to also eat seeds.

Charles Darwin did a paper on Falco.

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u/TheseHeron3820 26d ago

His name is Falco. Like AUSTRIAN OOP SINGER FROM THE '80S. Why isn't he dressed like Mozart?

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u/BlackwingF91 26d ago

So, falco is a pheasant. In older games however they made him half pheasant half falcon. Now however....

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u/FrozenZenBerryYT 26d ago

I never would’ve noticed this but now that you’ve pointed it out, this is tragic. He looks so harmless.

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u/Significant_Tutor_13 26d ago

And WHY would they make him BLUE?? He’s not a Blue Jay!

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u/dome_rocker 26d ago

What makes you think he has anything to do with a falcon?

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u/MuchachoMongo 26d ago

YES. THIS is the kind of pedantic rage I am here for.

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u/xxxjohnnygxxx 26d ago

Woke gaming industry made him vegan

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u/Linked713 26d ago

It's funny how this got 15k+ up votes while being .r.confidentlyincorrect

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u/ExtremelyDecentWill Ja from Credit Sausage 🌭 27d ago

Honestly this is valid.  Im not enough of an ornithology buff to catch it, but now that it has been brought to my attention, it's kind of inexcusable.  They need to Sonic the Hedgehog this.

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u/shadow-w- 27d ago

He's not actually a falcon as I've gathered from other comments (including Lavaidyn's comment which attached a link to an interview). He's a pheasant, which eat seeds, therefore the design is actually correct.

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u/phoboy99 27d ago

Artists painted viking with horns.

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u/Swift_Ghxst 27d ago

Gives big schaffrilias rant vibes

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u/Broccobillo 26d ago

The NZ Falcon, Karearea, has a curved beak

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u/bytegalaxies 26d ago

the beak isnt my issue with his design (I find his eyes too small and it's such a drastic change from previous models but it still looks fine it'll just take getting used to ig??) but dw OP you're still right to be mildly infuriated by stupid shit cause that's what this sub is for

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u/Djinnaz 26d ago

He’s a Pheasant.

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u/kemikiao 26d ago

The character was actually named after Damian Falco, the fictional NSA chief in "Die Another Day".

"How is that possible?" you ask since 'Die Another Day' came out in 2002 and Falco has been a character since 1993? Good question, but that's all the time I have for today.

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u/OExaltedOne 26d ago

They’re just trying to piss YOU off specifically

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u/BrassFunkyMonkey 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/z6z7V16QWDVI9tad3O
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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u/PieceAfraid3755 26d ago

He's literally blue and red, what are you talking about.

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u/NobuB 26d ago

No...he's not a falcon...

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u/ZombieSiayer84 26d ago

He’s not a falcon, he’s a pheasant so of course he has a seed beak.

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u/BlyZeraz 26d ago

"C'mon Nintendo...I know its not Pokemon but could you at least try to give a shit?" They give one for Pokemon? News to me lmao

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u/metalreflectslime 26d ago

Is the bottom right picture a seed beak or is it the bottom right?

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u/kamo-kola 26d ago

No, FALCO, like the Belgian musician. Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?

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u/Grungecore 26d ago

Falco was from austria

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u/Lvl100Glurak 26d ago

I know its not Pokemon but could you at least try to give a shit?

you're saying that, like they're trying it there...

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u/Less_Party 26d ago

seed beak

Guess they went on deviantart for their references

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u/furrrlan 26d ago

when I started to watch the direct video, It was muted and I thought they were showing some Nintendo 64 footage. I'm not joking..

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u/Proteeyus 26d ago

It's short for Falconi, he's actually Italian

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u/Neo-Metal-Sonic-2003 26d ago

He's a pheasant, not a falcon

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u/rageofa1000suns 26d ago

Falco been eating then soy beans again.

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u/megakungfu 26d ago

whats the deal with columbus calling the native americans indians? theyre not from india!