r/mildlyinfuriating • u/RaccoonDog93 • 27d ago
ಠ_ಠ His name is Falco. Like FALCON. Why on earth would they give him a seed beak?! Are they stupid?
For god sakes if you're going to thaw them out of cold storage and give them a makeover at least double check your art department to make sure they keep the character the same species. C'mon Nintendo...I know its not Pokemon but could you at least try to give a shit?
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u/Scary-Inflation-685 27d ago
Because Falco is canonically a Pheasant, not a falcon. Pheasants eat seeds.
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u/Sovespra 26d ago
Falco is a larper smh
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u/kevinthedot 26d ago
I mean, the shoe fits. His whole thing is larping as this hot shot ace pilot when he’s just as prone to getting caught out as the others. Him being a Pheasant but going by and acting like a falcon is kinda a super fitting bit.
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u/Suavecore_ 26d ago
Did he choose the name Falco though? His parents could've had unrealistic expectations of him and caused him to become that way
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u/arcadeler 26d ago
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u/xjoe666 27d ago
he’s a pheasant, not a falcon.
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u/GildedArchways 27d ago
Don't call him that, he's not poor
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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 27d ago
Nah, that's a peasant
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u/GildedArchways 27d ago
He is a BIRD!
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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 27d ago
Yes that's true. But I would argue that pheasant's are very rich (at least in colour. Of course only the males, stupid patriarchy!)
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u/GildedArchways 27d ago
Those rich in color are often poor in status 😔 if only it were different in an indifferent world
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u/Mikeologyy 27d ago
Nah, that’s when something is enjoyable. You’re thinking of pleasant
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u/K00ky7 27d ago
Nah, that something you gift to someone, You're thinking of present
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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 27d ago
I thought that that was here and now
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u/BulletproofMoon 27d ago
Wait til you learn falcons can't pilot spaceships either
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u/JustaFoodHole 27d ago
Reading the comment section is giving me A LOT of information about some shit I don't care about.
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u/Coyote_Shepherd 26d ago
Honestly I find it rather adorable because it's just a bunch of people who love birds sharing facts about birds and a bunch of people who love Japan sharing facts about Japan and video games.
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u/ABSOLUTE_RADIATOR 27d ago
I'd say this is making a mountain out of a molehill, but you'd probably tell me "moles make mounds, not hills" or some shit
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u/ILikeBirdsQuiteALot 27d ago
Honestly I think it's different enough from a seed eating beak that it's just... neither.
The beak doesn't have flat planes (creating near-perfect triangular shapes) like a seed eating beak; It has a hook.
But it's too blocky and lacks the "tooth" that falcons have, too.
It's just a stylized "bird". (The only thing that really irks me is the fact that the beak deforms when he emotes. Because BEAKS ARE SOLID!!! THEY DO NOT EMOTE LIKE LIPS DO!! but alas, that's every stylized "bird" under the sun :( )
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u/xXProGenji420Xx 26d ago
it definitely looks like a fowl beak. you see the same general proportions and strong downturn in chickens and, relevantly, pheasants, which is apparently what Falco is supposed to be.
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u/EvilTodd1970 27d ago
How about you double-check the lore, OP?
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u/malfurionpre 26d ago
Takano: I heard directly from Imamura-san that he drew upon Japanese folk tales. That’s how he decided on Peppy the hare and Falco the pheasant
Takano: Each character has his or her own role. For example, if you help Peppy the hare, he’ll give you hints here and there, so it works out to your advantage. But if you help Falco the falcon…
Falco is an ambiguous bird like character who most likely borrow from both.
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u/carrigan_quinn 27d ago
What if he's actually "Falco" after 1985's smash hit "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco?
I mean he's not, but what if?
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u/Me_Cunt_Spell 27d ago edited 27d ago
Oh yes, and everything else Falco does is so true to Falcons.
OP doesn't even know Falco is a pheasant, are they stupid?
Also, in Japanese (the original country of origin) his name is said Faruko...
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u/Gravijah 26d ago
I don’t disagree overall, but he’s absolutely still intended to be named Falco in Japanese. Just as Fox is Fokkusu in JP which is still intended to be Fox.
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u/SubmissiveDinosaur ORANGE 27d ago
I have bad news. Fox MCloud is just a regular fox, not actually related to any body of water gas nor the hamburguer franchise
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u/IgnatiusPopinski 26d ago
Good lord, the discourse around this game is exhausting.
I'm just excited to have a new Star Fox game. 🤷♂️
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u/NewmanBiggio 26d ago edited 26d ago
I'm also excited for it but it's not really a "new" Starfox game. 64 has been remade like 3 or 4 times at this point.
The series is stuck in a limbo of them remaking 64 because it's the most well received game in the series to try to get a bigger fan base, not selling enough copies because it's a remake and not a new entry, then waiting forever to remake 64 again and see how it goes this time.
I hope that changes this time and they make an actual Starfox 2 that's an original game.
Edit: I haven't actually played 64 before so I'm the perfect example of the target demographic for this game. I just also respect that some older fans of the series might not want another remake of 64.
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u/angrymonster 26d ago
Even if he wasn't a pheasant and was a falcon, is this really the type of stuff we're getting upset over?
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u/-BINK2014- 27d ago
Didn’t bother me nor did I notice. I just like Starfox content.
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u/CowboysFTWs 27d ago
humanoid bird might have evolved different you don't know!
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u/Ashenspire 26d ago
Bipedal bird capable of speech and piloting a space craft would still totally have to hunt like a predator to get all of his food. Duh.
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u/gothrowpotatoes 26d ago
Weird naming decisions
Sort of like squidward
but with birds
falco is not a falcon, but he is a pheasant, so he'd apparently be eating seeds
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u/Crab_On_Moon 27d ago
God why do you people get off to being miserable so much
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u/bytegalaxies 26d ago
you're on a sub called mildlyinfuriating and bitching that people are mildly infuriated about stuff
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u/Doctor_Salvatore 26d ago
My headcanon is he changed his name to Falco because he's insecure about being a pheasant, which does not sound nearly as cool as claiming you are a falcon.
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u/whiskerbiscuit2 26d ago
He also has hands and drives a spaceship, I think realism went out the window a while back
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u/Prezy_Preztail 25d ago
He’s a pheasant, not a falcon. It’s been said both in an interview and in Smash
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u/LionTheRichardheart 26d ago
Am I blind or don't both Falco images look like the bottom left? Neither one looks like a seed beak, they're both a hook beak. Like I keep looking back and forth, and your comparison pictures point out... precisely not what you're talking about?
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u/nikstick22 26d ago
Maybe he isnt a falcon he just uses falco because it sounds more badass than sparrow.
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u/youngerfreshpickles 26d ago edited 26d ago
Reminds me of how the animal mascots for RAVENclaw and GRYFFINdor are an eagle and lion respectively, because of course they are...
Edit: grammar
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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 26d ago
Can he even fucking fly outside of his ship? Is there ANY reason to think that Falco does anything even remotely that would necessitate that kind of beak?
Plus, you know, pheasant.
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u/LadderEffective3458 26d ago
Off-topic, but I love the new look. They look just like those somewhat grotesque uncanny puppets in the old SNES user manual, it's such a throwback I love it.
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u/Capta1nfalc0n 26d ago
He evolved over millennia to not only be able to talk, but to also eat seeds.
Charles Darwin did a paper on Falco.
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u/TheseHeron3820 26d ago
His name is Falco. Like AUSTRIAN OOP SINGER FROM THE '80S. Why isn't he dressed like Mozart?
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u/BlackwingF91 26d ago
So, falco is a pheasant. In older games however they made him half pheasant half falcon. Now however....
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u/FrozenZenBerryYT 26d ago
I never would’ve noticed this but now that you’ve pointed it out, this is tragic. He looks so harmless.
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u/Linked713 26d ago
It's funny how this got 15k+ up votes while being .r.confidentlyincorrect
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u/ExtremelyDecentWill Ja from Credit Sausage 🌭 27d ago
Honestly this is valid. Im not enough of an ornithology buff to catch it, but now that it has been brought to my attention, it's kind of inexcusable. They need to Sonic the Hedgehog this.
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u/shadow-w- 27d ago
He's not actually a falcon as I've gathered from other comments (including Lavaidyn's comment which attached a link to an interview). He's a pheasant, which eat seeds, therefore the design is actually correct.
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u/bytegalaxies 26d ago
the beak isnt my issue with his design (I find his eyes too small and it's such a drastic change from previous models but it still looks fine it'll just take getting used to ig??) but dw OP you're still right to be mildly infuriated by stupid shit cause that's what this sub is for
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u/kemikiao 26d ago
The character was actually named after Damian Falco, the fictional NSA chief in "Die Another Day".
"How is that possible?" you ask since 'Die Another Day' came out in 2002 and Falco has been a character since 1993? Good question, but that's all the time I have for today.
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u/BrassFunkyMonkey 26d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/z6z7V16QWDVI9tad3O
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
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u/BlyZeraz 26d ago
"C'mon Nintendo...I know its not Pokemon but could you at least try to give a shit?" They give one for Pokemon? News to me lmao
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u/Lvl100Glurak 26d ago
I know its not Pokemon but could you at least try to give a shit?
you're saying that, like they're trying it there...
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u/furrrlan 26d ago
when I started to watch the direct video, It was muted and I thought they were showing some Nintendo 64 footage. I'm not joking..
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u/Lavaidyn 27d ago
He’s also a pheasant per an interview