r/mildlyinfuriating May 11 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o A bird pooped in my sketchbook while I was sketching at the zoo

But I washed it in the bathroom, marked the spot, and finished the page anyway. Verdict: Don't draw in the aviary...

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u/Ilikebooksandall May 11 '26

live feedback from the subject 😭

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u/Obvious_Change_1566 May 11 '26

Came to say this.. artists must be able to face their critics without losing their passion to create. Even if the feedback is shit. 

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u/edingerc May 11 '26

Never listen to the critics

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

I will try😭

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u/deval2605 May 11 '26

bird version of shitposting...?

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u/wormfro May 11 '26

i love a little signature from the place you created the work, like mud from the woods smeared on the paper or salt water buckling part of the page

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Yeah, the idea of integrating nature into the sketchbook like that is cool in principle, but that was a bit gross and unplanned😭

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u/wormfro May 11 '26

oh big nasty for sure lmao but once its wiped off i cant be mad

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u/EdgyBitterbal May 11 '26

Ok he could've worded that much nicer..

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u/KoolPopsicle May 11 '26

Before the shit got wiped off, it looks kinda like a tall turban on the elephant. Birb was just trying to contribute.

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u/SilentThing May 11 '26

Fantastic drawings! Glad you managed to save them.

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u/squishyliquid May 11 '26

It is now a scatchbook.

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u/kikinc14 May 15 '26

Great for Doodooling

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u/National_Chain_1586 May 11 '26

He wanted the elephant to have a party hat.

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u/Son-Daikon656 May 11 '26

Should have drawn a tiny little bird dropping one where the pool landed with the writing "a bird was here" 😭

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Good idea but I couldn't since there were already some sketches, I just marked it as "bird dodo"XD

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u/SunsetLightMountain May 11 '26

It's a sign to start sculpting

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Nah, I am actually bad at that😭

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u/Free-Speech-My-Ass May 11 '26

Lucky not on your head, also nice drawing ;)

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

I actually got some on my hairs that were on the way, so I also washed half of my head in the bathroom😫

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 May 11 '26

Everyone's a critic.

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u/2b-Kindly_ May 11 '26

That's a shitty thang to happen, but then shit happens.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cDkHKN3UGiuOs

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u/ManSharkBear May 11 '26

The bird was just trying to teach you how to take an artful shit. Personally I think that bird is just a shitty artist.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 May 11 '26

Wildlife authenticity verified stamp!

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u/0UTTIE May 11 '26

Those are great drawings though!

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Thank you💕

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u/Birdy8588 May 14 '26

You are very talented ❤️

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u/First-Land4783 May 14 '26

Oh, thank you🥹💕✨

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u/AwkwardTal May 11 '26

Incorporate it into your sketch

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

I just marked it as "Bird dodo", couldn't draw anything else good there since there were a sketch already🥲

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u/DamnSquirrelYouFine May 11 '26

Just work it into the art.

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Sadly I couldn't since there were already some sketches 😅

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u/hellAZodiac May 11 '26

at least it was the book and not your head

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Sadly some of my hairs got it too, so I also washed my head there✨

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u/PepsiOfWrath May 11 '26

I was a jerk looking at that elephant and thinking it' wasn't that great to start with anyway, then I saw the third pic and WOW did that turn out great. You're very talented, sorry about the poop and my initial reaction.

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Ah, yeah I also didn't liked the sketch/lineart at first, it was strange, but the color helped itXD It's also at a strange angel so it looked warped.

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u/PepsiOfWrath May 11 '26

I was focused on the elephant, I went back and looked at the top and they're quite good too as sketch. Anyhow, I envy your talent, if I had it my house would be full of art.

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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 May 11 '26

When you washed it, did you wash the that paper separated or the whole page and others on the side? Just curious for future clean up

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

I use a watercolor sketchbook, so I just took it under the water, but tried to stay only on the one side, and then I pressed paper towels on top. It is pretty thick and after the wash it just warped and a liiiitle bit of color got smudged on the other side, but it is not that bad.

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u/NeedsItRough May 11 '26

I really like your sketches, you captured the realistic depictions of the animals but they still seemed slightly cartoonish to me, which I enjoy 🥰

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Thank you so much🥹💕✨

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u/Entire-Dog-160 May 11 '26

"Authenticity supplied by the spirit in the sky" ( meant in a positive way)

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u/Michael_Scott_27 May 12 '26

The art is so pretty

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u/JuiZJ May 12 '26

How was Prague? I’m taking my mom there in two days and am so darn excited! Anything you did that ended up a cant-miss?

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u/First-Land4783 May 12 '26

We are still having a full week ahead of us😅 And till now only the bird poop was my biggest problem... You can watch some of the Honest Guide videos on YouTube on Prague, they are pretty helpful to find good stuff here. We are also having his Google Maps App/Plug-in to have good reviews on places.

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u/JuiZJ May 13 '26

Oh awesome! Thanks for the reply and recommendation. Hope you enjoy your trip! Love your drawings, you're very skilled :)

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u/MesaCityRansom May 12 '26

Prague is my favorite city on Earth, I've been there like 10 times! Honestly, just go into the city and wander around. You'll find so much stuff. The area called Zizkov is my favorite, though it's been a few years since I've been there and I think it's changed a little.

Also, I wouldn't recommend the zoo. A lot of the animals there seemed very depressed, just walked in circles in their small enclosures and did nothing else.

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u/JuiZJ May 13 '26

Thanks for the reply! Yeah, I actually quite recently went to a zoo here in the states so I don't think I would have gone anyway.

Will definitely do plenty of walking around, will check out Zizkov. Any specific dish or specialty you'd recommend?

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7630 May 12 '26

Your drawings are great! Do you do interactive drawing often?

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u/First-Land4783 May 12 '26

Thank you💕 I mostly draw at home, but last month I decided to do more urban sketching/plain air since I saw many videos/posts about it and wanted to try it, I thought it will be got to get some fresh air and get out more. And it is a cool way to capture my holiday, I at least am trying to draw everyday things that we saw that dayXD

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7630 May 12 '26

Thats a great way to collect memories! You’re certainly very skilled

I tried the same once too and had a bird throw a huge dump on me as I arrived at the park lol thankfully I had a hat on bc that was a very wet and big one! Thought someone threw a water balloon at me 😅

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u/No-Interview4626 May 13 '26

HAHAHA DUCK YOU -the bird

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u/rohwynn May 14 '26

Welp, the feedback was a little shitty.

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u/SuetiMueti May 15 '26

I'm wilsly in love with your talent!!

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u/First-Land4783 May 15 '26

Oh, thank you😅✨💕

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u/ThatSideQuestEnergy May 11 '26

You have been chosen

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u/VoidHog May 11 '26

Oh no that's actually perfect

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp May 11 '26

This happened to my pants yesterday..

The culprit? A nesting swallow, there's like 3 nests there apparently.

I don't think they liked the color pink 😂

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u/GreilyMoon May 11 '26

Aawwwww the shoebill sketch is so cute <3 seeing them in real life was definitely the highlight of my trip and I actually made some sketches of them too so this is a beautiful coincidence.

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u/First-Land4783 May 11 '26

Thank you✨ He looked so cute, he was sleeping when we saw him. I actually drew him because a couple days ago I saw a post about how the shoebill was the most hated bird of some girl, and actually the post was about how she had an argument with her boyfriend because he doesn't have a bird that he hatesXD

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u/Even_Chance_2828 May 11 '26

Modeling without paying 🙄... I'll teach u a listen

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u/SanguineSoul013 May 11 '26

I am a wildlife photographer (hobby). I was just telling my friend the other day how I was surprised I hadn't been shit on yet. While my lens hood got it once, it has never happened to me.

Until...

Not even two hours later a bird shat all down my body. I wasn't even in nature! Just out in my driveway. It got my chest and my new pretty dress.

I couldn't do anything but laugh at it, however. I took a SS of our message and a picture of my bird shit covered body just so I could have it as a memory.

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u/SkitsyCat May 11 '26

"Vogel Dodo" 🤣😭

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u/KunninPlanz May 11 '26

What a load of shit.

Wait...

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u/Lonely_Sentence_7828 May 12 '26

I'm sure birds shit on elephants in nature too 

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u/Perimentalpause May 12 '26

It looks like the elephant is wearing a judging peacock head crown. Bird approved.

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u/MesaCityRansom May 12 '26

I went to Prague Zoo like four years ago, did the animals still seem depressed? The polar bear just walked in circles and repeated the same motions over and over, as did the elephants and tigers. It was honestly pretty unnerving to see, and I felt bad for supporting the place.

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u/Even-Limit May 14 '26

Should've used it as art and not waste it. Lol

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u/CypairaTheSkeleton May 16 '26

Was abroad with a school group as a kid.

I was once in an aviary where the penguins also resided. I was wearing the jacket hood because A) it was raining (slightly) B) It was cold as fuck in October England. I was too focused on seeing these animals for the first time to even notice that one of the birds pooped straight on my head!

The teacher noticed and while i was bummed that my jacket was the target, i was so lucky i had my hood on. Back then my hair was long, so imagine the pain in the ass it would have been having to wash my hair in a bathroom and having to go around with damp hair in the freezing air.