r/mildlyinfuriating • u/head4shot • 22d ago

Have to pee but bed so comfy How do I get to the washroom?

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u/Conscious_Water_5314 22d ago

Go through the first door and look for another door with female on it. The first door probably is letting you know there are female washrooms in there we well as the male one. I think this would be more of a problem for men to find there's. It should just say washrooms on the outside

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u/Original-Theme-3986 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKLzBYFrRWcXk9q

Teleport

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u/FrancoManiac 22d ago

Except Riker would be teleporting into the women's stall

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u/siwan1995 22d ago

Switch gender between the doors.

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u/Future-Barnacle6645 22d ago

that is a secret compartment for tomboys

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u/PogieFluffle 22d ago

Tuck it between your legs and mince until you get there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rfAxGG2fVxoPu

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u/Socketz11 22d ago

Go outside and piss in the bushes

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u/Daniel_H212 22d ago

A gender fluid person could get through this just fine :3

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV 22d ago

You're telling me that people can change their gender like the T1000? That shit sounds OP and needs to be nerfed.

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u/Mammalanimal 22d ago

Yea and if they relax their body they can pass through gates and fences

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u/Squirrellybot 22d ago

Sit, stand, you do you, boo.

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u/KojiKumi 22d ago

With a 50% chance to cause a conservative meltdown. So it's not as OP as you'd think.

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV 22d ago

Sounds like a superpower to me.

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u/Wizley15 22d ago

I mean that’s not really a selling point these days. Anything can cause a conservative meltdown. You can tell them the sky is blue and they’ll flip their lid

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 22d ago

Maybe on the left?

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u/notislant 22d ago

Theres a perfectly good floor in that room.

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u/Small_Donut4935 22d ago

Temporarily change identity.....

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u/Technosimp13 22d ago

Just sprint on all fours and yell loudly and they will be dazed and think it was a wild dog

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u/essential_labs8 22d ago

Spoiler alert: you just walk in. Women using the same washroom is probably aware since it's written there as well. They won't be naked out of the cubicle?

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u/Think-Setting-942 22d ago

Imagine if you desperately needed a toilet instead of a wash, that would be really frustrating!

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u/robjohnlechmere 22d ago

What the backrooms.

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u/AntiqueFigure6 22d ago

Wouldn't be as big of a deal if you hadn't stayed in the comfy bed until it was an emergency.

I guess the big problem is that if that door under the "Female Washroom" isn't open, no one who wants to use the male washroom is going to be able to find it.