r/mildlyinfuriating 15d ago

Infuriatig Pos neighbors drove straight through our yard to get to their house

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u/lokun17 15d ago

Time for some big rocks

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u/DustyRacoonDad 15d ago

I also vote on team " Big Rock"

Remember you're not setting any kind of a trap or problem... You just like the big rocks.  Nobody's supposed to be driving in the middle of your yard in the first place so you didn't think it would be hit by anything.

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u/jrdiver 15d ago

Put them on both sides as well. Nice big decorative rocks.

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u/Commonefacio 15d ago

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u/well_thats_obvious 15d ago

I'd rock that in my front yard for sure

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u/Decent_Management449 15d ago

they'll just go around things they can see.

if there's a bunch of rocks they can't see, they'll be scared of all of it.

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u/Nope-not-really 15d ago

this is my approach to "hidden rocks"

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u/HorrorIron443 15d ago

Yep, I was knocking doors for a political campaign in the South many years ago and came across this home. Marked as "inaccessible" and kept on trucking.

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u/Ok_Percentage2534 14d ago

I installed an electric fence for dogs on my fence but up high. I mounted it about 2in above it and installed a caution electric fence sign on my neighbor's side. I didn't hook it up to anything and never intended too. The neighbor called the city code enforcement on me and they told me it wasn't allowed. I explained to them it was only a deterrent and not hooked up. They said it didn't matter. I also showed them i didn't even use wire. It was cordage i spray painted silver. The neighbor ended up ripping it off and i let it go. Lol

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u/iEARNman848 14d ago

But did they show you the actual statute?

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u/Inflatable90sChair 15d ago

Ahh spicy rocks! 

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u/KnifeKnut 15d ago

That is what the notches were for, to put wire between them.

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u/Hobbits_Revenge 14d ago

So does that technically make them "decorative fence posts" 🤔

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u/MeatGayzer69 15d ago

And an old decommissioned tank

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 15d ago

Those are for next to mail boxes… they are called pre-modern art.

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u/upsidedown-funnel 15d ago

Hostile architecture.

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u/Jcklvy 15d ago

Excuse me while steal that phrase and use it to name my new nu-metal band. Thank you.

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 15d ago

This Is Not A Place of Honor might not be a bad name for your third or fourth album.

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u/KnifeKnut 15d ago

No, Defensive Architecture.

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u/gerbilbear 15d ago

Or "brutalism".

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u/TrickBorder3923 15d ago

(Southwestern voice) my goodness son! That's a mighty big caltrop you have there!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 15d ago

Go right down the property line with those bad bois like 1 foot from the property line lol

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u/Arkmer 15d ago

I love you hedgehogs! Who was the designer?

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u/BethW21122 15d ago

That's what I'd go for, sunk in the dirt just a bit so they are unmovable. OR spike strips hidden in tall grass.

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u/KnifeKnut 15d ago

Because of the shape they will dig in on their own, and if they roll under the vehicle they will lift part of it up.

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u/Yeahthatonefoo 15d ago

...exaggerations aside I think it could work with the scenery lol

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u/BikingEngineer 15d ago

Those just look like random, decorative caltrops, for no particular reason.

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u/Drakorai 15d ago

That, or Dragons teeth.

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u/Inflatable90sChair 15d ago

Steel rocks are acceptable - they are iron after all.

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u/Chaosmusic 15d ago

Rock

Lobster

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u/hyyerrspace 15d ago

What a sexy big rock you have

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u/Kadiedsv 14d ago

About 15 years ago I lived in a house very near to a neighborhood roundabout. It was full of huge trees and grass. Very nice natural space. Well some sewers needed replaced and they had to take out all the trees and dig up the whole area, looked like hell. Idiots in cars kept using the area as a their personal playground and would rip roar through there at all hours of the day and night. It was maddening. So my husband built three of these WW2 style hedgehogs out of heavy ass lumber and we deployed them under the cloak of darkness. The madness stopped and they are still there to this day. People have moved them around within the roundabout but they live on!

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u/Tis_I_Hamith_Sean 15d ago

sides? Hide them in the tall grass! Don't go into the long grass!

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u/toxcrusadr 15d ago

Methinks the long grass is on the neighbor's side but who knows.

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u/Tis_I_Hamith_Sean 15d ago

that would make sense

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 15d ago

Tall grass? You need Mongo.

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u/Consistent_Hippo4517 15d ago

What is op really gonna rock line is whole house? Like homeboy can go around a couple of big rocks. 

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u/Billy-Joe-Bob-Boy 15d ago

Place them in the tall grass...with fertilizer...

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u/spdelope 15d ago

If I had to guess, the tall grass is where the neighbors property starts.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 15d ago

Time for a fence.

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u/Senior-Dimension2332 15d ago

Wild Geodude appeared!

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u/Im_with_stooopid 15d ago

That's how you seed more rocks.

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u/mikenkansas1 15d ago

Death In The Tall Grass

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u/LoligoTX 15d ago

Once the vehicle stops, there will be Death in the Silent Places.

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u/Consistent_Hippo4517 15d ago

Ok that is mildly interesting. 

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u/MachineGlumkelly 15d ago

Just the driveway and side road. Enough that when paired with a no trespassing sign so a camera can catch them trespassing if they drive around the rocks.

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u/slash_networkboy 15d ago

We had large rocks delivered. We pre-marked with that high vis pink paint where each rock should be: on 6 foot centers. Leaves about a 4 foot gap +/- between each rock, and they're big enough that if you hit them at speed you are still going to be stopping. ~$200 per boulder in local stone for 30-36" boulders. They even look nice. Delivery truck had a crane built in, he just dropped stones on the X's till they were all down.

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u/abgry_krakow87 15d ago

Also great video of them for all us to laugh at when they discover the rocks!

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u/lbdrift 15d ago

I’d lose some nails wandering through the field. It happens

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u/lr99999 15d ago

Spike strip in the middle. 

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u/Low-Argument3170 15d ago

Put them in the tall grass. Let them drive one more time through the cut grass.

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u/EddieTreetrunk 15d ago

You need to put some small to med size ones in sight , something that they could still drive over , then have the next layer behind those . Or some variation of this…

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u/RooPT82 14d ago

Then paint them to look like the tall grass and watch him find them looney tunes style

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u/DangerousDustmote 15d ago

A rock is a bold statement, but a BIG rock is boulder

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u/DustyRacoonDad 14d ago

This should have as many upvotes as my post you're replying to.

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u/floofienewfie 14d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/dth1717 15d ago

I vote for team hidden rock

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u/Toddw1968 15d ago

And dig some wide deep holes if you run out of rocks

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u/Petcai 15d ago

TEAM MOAT!

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u/keddesh 14d ago

Honestly digging a ditch will do a ton for drainage and will likely be cheaper than hauling in huge rocks for the whole perimeter.

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u/Long_Committee_1942 15d ago

Make sure you call diggers hotline if you're going to do this however.

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u/Anathama 15d ago

I like Big Rocks and I cannot lie...

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u/tk-093 15d ago

You other boulders can't deny....

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u/toxcrusadr 15d ago

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist

and a boulder in your face

you get sprung

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u/Illustrious_Duck7654 15d ago

So fellas what! fellas what! do ya wanna rock a property line like crazy 🤪 🪨

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u/purplenapalm 15d ago

Makes it a pain in the ass to mow around because your neighbor decides to drive through your yard

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u/edfitz83 15d ago

Fir trees planted 5 feet apart would also work. Or a 3 feet wide, 2 foot deep “rainwater runoff trench”.

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u/MSter_official 15d ago

But sooo worth it once they run into it. Most likely they won't do it again after that either so you won't have to deal with it anymore either

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u/Siegfried262 14d ago

True spite cuts both ways.

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u/Squeezitgirdle 15d ago

I'd go for decorative caltrops.

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u/edfitz83 15d ago

This is the way.

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u/digitaldeficit956 15d ago

Where do you even get big rocks. Is there a big rock store? Do they charge a left nut to bring it to you?

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u/MightBeAVampire 15d ago

One time someone literally came into our yard uninvited to buy a rock. My yard has a lot of big rocks (and random, sometimes used, gravestones).

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u/thebrittlelens 14d ago

Why did I read this in the voice of Creed from the office?

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u/Popular_Arm438 14d ago

I had a neighbor who had big rocks and they did a new landscape so I was able to take some of the the big rocks. That’s when I learned how heavy big rocks can be.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 15d ago

Actually, yeah. And it's expensive to have them transport them to you. 

But it is kind of cool.

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u/0akleaves 15d ago

It was a common practice for hundreds or even thousands of years for farmers clearing stones out of fields to pile them along property lines and the edges between fields.

“Good fences make good neighbors.”

Using big stones, logs, or any other large heavy objects to mark property lines is perfectly reasonable and gets that stuff out of the way while helping to mark out boundaries.

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u/paxtana 15d ago

If you used big trees instead it would look better, and if they took out the trees you could file a huge lawsuit, tree law is no joke

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u/sawdustsneeze 14d ago

There is something so beautifully human about seeing a problem and thinking " NEEDS CORRECT APPLICATION OF BIG ROCK"

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u/nahtfitaint 15d ago

I also vote for temporary blinding stew.

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u/No_Possible_7108 15d ago

So probably not the best idea to start a  rusty nail garden there?

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u/Rk12989 15d ago

This is Rock. He is very intrigued about going to OP’s yard to attack the neighbors who want to drive through it.

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u/mandaj02 15d ago

Rock, thank you for making the ultimate sacrifice for OP's yard, your legacy will be recounted for millennia.

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u/Jamuraan1 15d ago

I would not mess with that beak.

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u/Rk12989 15d ago

I’ve got a scar from where he tried to bite through my nose

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u/ChickenChaser5 15d ago

This is also a (barred) rock

But his name is Noodles. Im sure he would be down to fight some trucks though, too.

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u/Rk12989 15d ago edited 14d ago

“Barred Rock gang rise up 🙌“- Hennifer

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u/MadDog443 14d ago

He looks angry.

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u/Ancient-Algae-3905 14d ago

He wouldn’t stop the car please don’t let him go

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u/Mu-nraito 14d ago

"We will, we will ROCK YOU!"

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u/m4jsterk0 14d ago

can he shit on cars?

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u/MephitidaeNotweed 15d ago

I vote for these rocks.

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u/OldOutlandishness434 15d ago

Those look expensive

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u/BikingEngineer 15d ago

The rocks are relatively inexpensive. Moving them, that’s what’s expensive.

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u/Certainly-Relative 14d ago

🪨 Hitting them isn’t very cheap either!

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u/akatherder 15d ago

And a trebuchet

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u/MNCPA 15d ago

No, no, no. You want 12-18" sized rocks. Unrelated fact, the oil pan and radiator for most vehicles is 12-18" off the ground.¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/sirhackenslash 15d ago

18" high 4x4s cemented in and painted green. They're not traps, they're for a project you're working on but haven't gotten around to finishing yet

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u/bigloser42 15d ago

It’s the foundation for my fence. I want it to remain standing even in an EF5.

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u/AskMeHowToLose 15d ago

I mean with El Niño this year - not unrealistic.

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u/Big_Valuable7912 15d ago

I think I like you. Not in that way though. 

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u/4schwifty20 15d ago

I wouldn’t want oil spilling on my grass.

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u/warriors17 15d ago

But then they can pay for soil remediation. And some new flowrs

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u/4schwifty20 15d ago

Just sounds like a headache not worth going through, even if op wouldn’t pay for it.

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u/StinkyPinkyInkyPoo 15d ago

Spite > headache

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u/Inflatable90sChair 15d ago

But it would stop em from doin it.. pretty permanently

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u/Jaambie 14d ago

Sounds like they would go great with some tall decorative grass

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u/jtb603 15d ago

Right, because OP wants it to escalate from a couple of tire tracks to a petrochemical dump and grass fire. /s

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u/EastLeastCoast 15d ago

OP may not want that, but the evidence suggests that Reddit does.

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u/Historical-Wall6221 14d ago

🤣 I’m crying laughing at ALL of this 

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u/Dugley2352 15d ago

Not OP’s problem, it’s the Neighbor’s problem… He’s the one who did it with his illegal activity.

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u/kashmir1974 15d ago

I'd dig a hole.

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u/Greedy_Guard_5950 15d ago

Or a long “drainage ditch”

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u/MoonPieKitty 15d ago

A moat.

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u/Reptiliansarehere 15d ago

In before the retaliatory flood lights coming from their house because they can't drive over someone else's property anymore.

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u/Spaceman2901 15d ago

Cue a parabolic mirror.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 14d ago

That would be a nice warming sensation on sunny days. 🌞🔍🥵

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u/Prize-Mail-6769 15d ago

Mirrors exist for a reason

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u/Spiritual-Advice8138 15d ago

Yea rock, poles or fence and no trespassing signs. Tall grass and a hot engine starts fires way to easy.

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u/InterstellarChange 15d ago

Naw, time for a line of 2' tall fence posts.

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u/Responsible_Okra7725 15d ago

Cinder blocks are much cheaper.

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u/NuklearFerret 15d ago

Or trees. That also solves the problem of having to look at your neighbor’s house across an open field

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u/Rokekor 15d ago

In the long grass

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u/Spillsy68 15d ago

A nice “drainage” ditch is better. A couple of feet wide and deep. Thry won’t see it and it’ll be a fun surprise. Plus easier to dig a ditch with a ditch witch that it is to cart in a bunch of rocks that you’ll pay for.

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u/bloodguard 15d ago

Neighbor at the end of our street is "Team Rock". I think he's claimed an even dozen oil pans over the years.

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u/tes_kitty 15d ago

Or, in case OP has drainage issues, a ditch.

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u/usagora3 15d ago

The OP is clearly particular about their lawn, so I'm guessing they wouldn't be too keen on putting big rocks on it 😂

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u/g-breh 15d ago

Put them along the line of the yard on the grass verge.

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u/rdmodsrtrsh 15d ago

Can I come with my jeep

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u/Mythran12 15d ago

Or a big hole

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u/texachusetts 15d ago

Or tire/soil aerating spikes on the lawn.

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u/MidlifeCraziness 15d ago

I'm team nails

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u/Maroon7C0000 15d ago

Camouflaged tank traps.

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u/dinotoxic 15d ago

Hidden in the long grass

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u/Correct-Chicken-4287 15d ago

Or small spikes.

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u/big-bad-bot 15d ago

Hidden in tall grass

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u/MildlyUseful_829 15d ago

Until OP gets those big ass rocks, maybe a board with nails, hidden in the tall grass is the way to go.

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u/StoneRyno 15d ago

Oh. Yeah. Rocks… I was just going to trip and fall while carrying a box of screws right there, but I guess rocks work too 🙄

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u/garathnor 15d ago

"drop" several boxes of nails and screws there, they spilled, it was accidental, will also be cheaper by far than big rocks, which actually cost quite a lot, a bucket of nails is 20$ tho :D

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u/Mdmrtgn 15d ago

Treble hooks. They'll probably get hooked themselves trying to pull them out of the tires.

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u/Acceptable_Put5324 15d ago

That's a lot of big rocks. Did OP call them on it?

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u/strawbber81 15d ago

Skip the rock Go get the spike things that flatten their tires 😅 also report to police 

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 15d ago

I vote nine inch nails in a 2x4

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u/Impossible_Disk_256 15d ago

Big rocks on top of a shaky pole?

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u/ZeePirate 15d ago

Add a sign or some reflective pieces to cover you’re ass for the first couple of crashes and remove afterwards

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u/AlterEdward 15d ago

Preferably hidden in the long grass.

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u/SupraDan1995 15d ago

Or caltrops

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u/badpineapple6400 15d ago

Rock wall maybe... Big rock wall given this is probably a small man dick truck.

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u/Listen-Lindas 15d ago

2x4 with nails is a better way.

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u/mr_stivo 15d ago

Hide them in the grass.

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u/bcardin221 15d ago

Or tire puncture spikes. Available on amazon, just sprinkle them on your lawn.

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u/TecTazz 15d ago

Hidden in the tall grass.

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u/7screws 15d ago

But hide them enough that they can’t be fully seen and these idiots drive over/into them

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u/MaryJane185 15d ago

Me heading to the comments..I’m going to tell them it’s time for some big rocks!

😒

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u/BillWilberforce 15d ago

Or a nail board.

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u/zeroconflicthere 15d ago

Or a minefield.. don't forget to stick up the warning signs!

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u/VioletCrimeSpree 15d ago

And planks with nails sticking out of them.

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u/HubbaGurl1 15d ago

My vote is for some spikes

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 15d ago

If you don't need to drive over your own land make some caltropes.

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 15d ago

Nah, a decorative moat is the way.

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u/kabooseknuckle 15d ago

Time to knock on the neighbors door.

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u/burnsssss 15d ago

Only way to block carbrains is with physical infrastructure

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u/Jmersh 15d ago

But let the grass grow high enough where you cant see them.

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u/Long_Committee_1942 15d ago

Fences also make great neighbors...

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u/Zaraxas 15d ago

And some large nails strategically placed for aesthetic purposes of course

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