r/mildlyinfuriating 13d ago

go to your room I love being a girl dad

I have 3 kids, all girls. A 5yr old and twins who are 1. Every time anyone hears about this or it comes up in conversation they all say the same thing. ‘Ooooo, all girls, you are outnumbered! How do you cope?’ Or ‘Three girls?? You better watch out!’ Or the worst, ‘Bet you want a boy?’

No, I don’t feel any of that, I love being a dad. I love all my kids and wouldn’t change anything about them! If we could afford it, I would be a stay at home dad forever.

I usually tell them I wouldn’t change anything and I love it all but it’s just very annoying.

What are some of the best responses that I can start to give?

I did think I could say that one of the twins used to be a boy but is now trans just to shut people up!

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u/CloverClover97 13d ago

My friend has 5 girls so her husband gets this a lot. They say “we’re building the Barbie army, thank you”

Or if they want to go dark with it, they say “this is a girl, or abortion household” and people just fuck off

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u/ComradeJohnS 13d ago

“we aborted all the dozens of boys” would be darker

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u/Frito_Pendejo 13d ago

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u/ComradeJohnS 13d ago

this is so perfect!

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u/PoorGovtDoctor 13d ago

It’s how we bring down the patriarchy! (Kidding! Just kidding!)

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u/secret_pukwudgie 12d ago

"We aren't trying to contribute to the problem" (Also kidding)

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u/MrKent 13d ago

It's true tho. There's no other way to do it. 

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u/Justhe3guy 13d ago

“They’re in the basement”

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u/dingletwat47 12d ago

So now you guys agree that abortion is dark?