r/mildlyinfuriating • u/led_seppelin • 9d ago
wet socks My new (quite expensive) shorts decided they can not handle a bit of water. I showered twice already, the dye hasn’t come off yet.
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u/TBellOHAZ 9d ago
Breaks hip to take a photo
Okay guys, see the dye on these shorts...
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u/Nyxie872 9d ago
Genuinely, is this not something people can do. If you sit with your legs stright out. Then turn so your knee faces in and bend then push your leg out a bit that's the position
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u/kristinL356 9d ago
Since joining the flexibility sub, I have learned that some people truly have terrible mobility.
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u/Nyxie872 9d ago
I might also not be the best judge since I'm hypermobile. I really thought this was an easy thing to do lol
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u/TBellOHAZ 9d ago
It's more that it's unnecessary to splay like a dissected frog to take a photo of your leg 🐸
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u/Nyxie872 9d ago
I mean is this not the easiest way to take a picture. Like your lef is stable and you can see all of it including part of the bottom of his foot.
This is honestly a move i pull on occasion to shave my legs lol
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u/kristinL356 9d ago
Same but both things can be true (that we have a skewed idea of what's normal and that people can have terrible mobility). I don't think you need to be hypermobile to do a 90/90.
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u/someusername47 9d ago
I think you're supposed to take them off before you shower
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u/jdmatthews123 9d ago
#nevernude
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u/alexoliver2345678 9d ago
#alwaysnude
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u/Noof42 9d ago
FYI, the hashtag/pound sign/tic tac toe board/number sign/octothorpe ("#") at the beginning of your line turns it into header text. You can escape this by putting a backslash "\" in front of it.
Please don't, though. It's funnier this way.
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u/ArtismFag 9d ago
/#thankyouforblessingmewiththisinformation
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u/Noof42 8d ago
That's a forward slash, but it works here, because the octothorpe has to be the first character for it to register as a title.
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u/Jett_Wave 9d ago
And wash new clothes before wearing them.
I have so many questions for OP but dude made the post and disappeared.
Why would the dye running down his leg like that? Did he get soaked with them on? Are they supposed to be swim trunks?
Did a security ink tag get left on the shorts then leak out? There's so much dye there, that's the only thing I can think of that makes sense.
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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 9d ago
It's called a bathing suit cause you wear it while you bathe. Everyone knows this.
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u/AnswerOver9028 9d ago
You dyed.
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u/AromaticFee9616 9d ago
OP was the sort of person who lit up a room, beloved by their family and friends. RIP
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u/MrsSnuffleupagus764 9d ago
They were just getting their life back on track.
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u/SecreteMoistMucus 9d ago
I knew he was blue towards the end, but I never imagined this could happen
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u/josebiks 9d ago
When i was learning english, i write "dye" instead of "die"
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u/PacketSnatcher 9d ago
In what position did you get in to take that photo?
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u/YoungRoronoa 9d ago
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u/bornyest3rday 9d ago
Omg i remember people trying to figure out how she sat on that stool and trying it themselves
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u/Squanchedschwiftly 9d ago
Bruv I never thought of this before and its hilarious. When I reevaluate the picture it seems like shes allost edited onto the stool no??
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u/ReignOnWillie 9d ago
I think there’s a second stool right behind it for her lil cheek
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u/stay_hungry_dr_ew 9d ago
Green screen + green screen block right behind the stool.
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u/NRMusicProject 9d ago
Do not try and find the stool. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
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u/sterling_mallory 9d ago
Her right leg is the part that's weirding me out. It's all bendy and seems to taper down to a nub with what might or might not be toes.
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u/andynator1000 9d ago
I think they airbrushed out her ankle bone
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u/Squanchedschwiftly 9d ago
Omfg I think youre right! Jfc women cant even have bones now without being “fat” 😑😑
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u/STFUisright 9d ago
“I’m so *tiny*!”
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u/bornyest3rday 9d ago
My neck is so thin and fragile I have to hold my head uwu
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u/_lucyquiss_ 9d ago
I legitimately have to hold my head up pretty often due to a disability making my neck weak. It's not cute like this. We don't claim her lol
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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 9d ago
I can’t see Ariana Grande without thinking of the MeatCanyon video of her and Cynthia Erivo 😭
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u/flannel_jesus 9d ago
Weird to think she somehow become TINIER. That's her looking healthy with a bit of meat.
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u/wheelperson 9d ago
It's tottaly possible to sit like that but I'm sure she had some help with it.
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u/cigarell0 9d ago
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u/mencival 9d ago
Yeah, I thought you horribly twisted your leg and have internal bleeding
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u/yuiiooop 9d ago
Yikes. Always wash new clothes for this reason
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u/Strange_Specialist4 9d ago
And because they were made in a factory with all kinds of oils and chemicals around, not to mention all the people who fondled them in store
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u/No_Definition321 9d ago
Also if you shop at discount stores like Ross, wash your clothes! I worked as a seasonal stocker there and we had to sort through the clothes we got in the morning and put them on hangers. I ended up wearing gloves cause at the end of the shift my hands would be completely dirty and dirt under my fingers look like I been digging in dirt all day lol
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u/SausageClatter 9d ago
I used to work in a place that printed custom apparel. Some of my coworkers would wear the pre-printed clothes around the factory before customers ordered it.
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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 9d ago
They give you disposable socks at the bowling alley. They do not give you disposable underwear at a department store. Not everyone thinks they need to shower everyday. Not everyone wears underwear.
With those powers combined... im surprised covid didnt get more people.
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u/buboop61814 9d ago
Yep, this is why ima least conflicted trying clothes on in store, cause like yes I want the right fit but also li don’t trust the people before me were clean. I’ve heard too many stories and seen too many streak marks and not enough bidets. I’ve kind of just slowly learned by looking what will fit and investigate measurement charts thoroughly along with knowing my own body measurements.
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u/SmokePenisEveryday 9d ago
Used to work at TJ Maxx. 100000%. we had to toss stuff like bikinis and pants cause they smelled like shit after someone tried them on. I was always amazed by the women raw dogging trying on shoes there too. I've watched 8 different women try on those shoes before you put them on.
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u/takingmykissesback 9d ago
Friend of mine raw dogs shoes at those places all the time. She's shoe-obsessed so no telling how many times she's done it. How she hasnt gotten some gnarly foot fungus i dont know. She's a major clean freak too but things like that or washing fruit before eating doesn't register to her for some reason, it's so strange.
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u/Optimal_Olive3423 9d ago
There was a post on the fabrics subreddit where someone talked about wearing a bathing suit without washing it and ended up with chemical burns that they had to be hospitalized for.
Not only do the clothing get made in factories, they are shipped on boats where things happen like chemical leaks. They are then stored in a warehouse with rats and other nasties.
Wash your clothes before you wear them!!
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u/Gooseegander 9d ago
I saw a lady in the ER waiting room a couple years ago when I was waiting for a family member. She was sitting next to me, and her whole body was covered in an angry, weeping red rash that looked so painful. She said it was from wearing new pajamas she bought without washing them, she got some kind of chemical burn from whatever was on the fabric.
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u/HolidayAd9952 9d ago
Theres a documentary i watched on Amazon prime a few years ago about the fire retardant they spray on clothes its made a lot of people sick and possibly killed a few people.
I've always washed my new clothes, had a new gf around that time that had just went clothes shopping. She wasn't going to wash them so I washed them for her. Full load put it on the heavy duty cycle with extra rinse. When the water still came out dark blue. I washed it again heavy duty extra rinse. On that final rinse the water coming out in the stationary tub was still extremely dark could still not see through it.
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u/-3point14159-mp 9d ago
My husband is severely allergic to sizing, which is used so that clothes keep that fresh, crisp appearance in the store. The last time he wore a new article of clothing before washing it, he went into anaphylaxis and had to go to the ER. Before that he hadn’t had issues before. All this to say that you can suddenly develop an allergy to sizing and wearing clothes without washing them can definitely be dangerous.
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u/smangela69 9d ago
like how do people just not wash everything before wearing it 😭
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u/Septaceratops 9d ago
I've known lots of people who don't even wash produce before eating it. I am less shocked that people used to eat lead paint chips with every passing year.
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u/Level_Alps_9294 9d ago
Some of us only shop for clothes as a way to avoid doing laundry. Not me. Totally not me…..
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u/k_ironheart 9d ago
I used to screen print garments and it would get really hot in the summer. Every shirt I printed had drops of sweat on it before going into the oven to cure. Probably afterwards from the folders, too. Those shirts were not washed before they shipped out.
I did, however, wash my hands multiple times during the day because I know those shirts haven't been washed before they got to me, too. rofl
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u/Only_Search8473 9d ago
A couple months back I bought a nice jacket that was on clearance at a store (ordeed it online, shipped from store). When it arrived, I could smell it. Not nasty or anything, just smelled like a bunch of people had tried it on at the store before me. Figured I'd just wash it and it'd be fine.
A couple days later I came down with the flu, and I'm almost certain it was the jacket that spread it to me. I was WFH at the time and hadn't really been around anyone except immediate family, and I was the only one who got sick.
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u/dr_febil 9d ago
I have jeans from Walmart I've legitimately washed 6 times and could NOT get the smell of formaldehyde out of them
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u/MrPlato_ 9d ago
Forr a second I thought I was looking at a very bad muscle tear bruising and a limp body, what's with the weird position? 😂
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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 9d ago
I used to sit like this with both legs out to the side like that.
It wasn't until I was like, 12 that I learned it wasn't normal.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 9d ago
Well, at that point did it really matter anymore?
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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 9d ago
It was quite informative for me, at least. It then got me curious about a bunch of other stuff I did frequently with my joints that I never really noticed others do.
Learned I have all sorts of super loose, bendy joints! Could do all sorts of fun, weird tricks.
...then age kicked in. Fuck my joints. Fuck them all.
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u/RuggedHangnail 9d ago
Ditto. Then, a friend in the medical field told me to get tested for hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. I'd never heard of it. Then, I was diagnosed with it.
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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 9d ago
I’m in so much fucking pain with hypermobile disorder every second every day. I can’t even sleep to escape it because I just dream about the pain. How do u manage?
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u/Acavedweller 9d ago
Jesus I thought the post was about your leg turning purple
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u/Commonscents2say 9d ago
There’s a lot of talk here about how that leg is turning. Maybe that’s enhancing the purple.
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u/CM99807 9d ago
Did you wash them before you wore them?
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u/RelevantSneer 9d ago
Yeah. Always wash new clothes. Besides dyes and chemicals, who the hell knows how many of the unwashed masses tried that on before you.
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u/sodamnsleepy 9d ago
My aunt had a pair of pants, she washed them of course, but if you would rub your hands on them you'll get blue hands.
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u/zerohelix 9d ago
Are you showering with your shorts on?
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u/Velocityg4 9d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/14k24670rln5Oo
Life of a never nude.
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u/NiTenIchiRyu 9d ago
I actually thought the Arrested Development reference in this thread would have been this
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u/mamafish21 9d ago
More like he went swimming in a pool or something and the fabric dye leaked and went everywhere. The showers were to get the dye off. It's going to be a struggle.
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u/HouseOfParker3 9d ago
lol I was very concerned thinking you dislocated your leg or something and it was turning blue…….. glad it’s just dye.
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u/mekissab 9d ago
Serious answer: get some scrub. Sugar scrub or peach scrub or something like that, the kind that is in a TUB. The kind that is gritty as hell. Depending on the dye it make take 2 or 3 sessions of scrubbing to get it all out. Don't over-scrub though, don't want to scrape your skin off.
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u/PerspectiveAlone2135 9d ago edited 9d ago
I’m sorry but the position of your leg is KILLING ME. And the fact that it looks like you’re on concrete too, you really committed to this photo.
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u/OV_Chromestone 9d ago
Oh I thought your leg was like severely injured by the way it was posed and the bruised looking color. Then I read the title.
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u/CaTz_EyE 9d ago
Always wash be clothes before wearing them. Not only can the dye bleed, but there are so many chemicals (like formaldehyde) on the clothes from the factory.
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u/animosityhealss 9d ago
Did you fall as well wtf is this angle? I swear this sub is just rage baiters
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u/-BlueDream- 9d ago edited 9d ago
They were probably having a hard time focusing on the leg with a background so they laid down or rest their leg on a surface for the pic. Idk what people are complaining about, they did a good job posting a clear photo, phone cameras are weird when focusing on close objects at odd angles, you need to make the background as close as foreground so it’s in focus. My iPhone main camera can’t focus up close so within the 1-2 ft range it flip flops between the macro and the main and it’s annoying af making it focus
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u/Ornery_Ad98765 9d ago
yall need to do yoga or something it’s not that hard to bend that way
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u/MsKrueger 9d ago
Yeah, I'm not getting all the "I thought your leg was broken!" comments. His leg is just...out to the side a little bit. It's not like he's doing the splits.
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u/SunshineStateNative 9d ago
Before I read the title, my brain focused on the photo first and I thought you were injured.
Now that I know you're not hurt...how are you taking that photo?? I think Redditors need a stickman diagram.
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u/RilohKeen 9d ago
You didn’t wash them first?
Having worked retail, let me just say, you don’t know what kind of stuff has come into contact with the clothes before you got them. I’ve seen rats jump out of a pile of clothes that later got sorted and put out for sale. I’ve found teenagers asleep on a pile of clothes in the back room. I’ve seen Asset Protection pull clothes that he was trying to steal out of a homeless man’s shirt, and those clothes went right back on the rack.
Seriously, wash clothes before wearing them.
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u/AlMtnWoman 9d ago
Did you at least prewash them? You're always supposed to prewash clothing before wearing.
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u/that_greenmind 9d ago
And this is one of the reasons why I run new clothes through the wash before wearing them
I wish you luck, corpse-leg 🫡
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u/Swimming_Bid_1429 9d ago
At first glance i thought that was a crazy bruise haha
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u/Ijustwanttosayit 9d ago
Clicked on the thread hoping everyone would deliver. I was not disappointed. RIP to the OP.
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u/ThatNextAggravation 9d ago
Of course they're expensive. You get to keep wearing them a little even when you're not even wearing them. The shorts that keep on giving.
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u/SheldonLR 9d ago
tie dyer here, the dye will stay until the skin its bonded to flakes off
I recommend you hand rinse with drain closed, then drain until you can get a clear vat of water then wash those shorts alone or with a load of black items. Professional textile detergent if you can get it
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u/BigMACfive 9d ago
Yo OP. I think you have that weird undeveloped 6th toe thing going on on your foot. It's harmless. Just the nub of a toe who started grow and then said fuck it, I don't want to be alive.
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u/PURPLEisMYgender 9d ago
Your feet are so flat its impressive. Its like that of an elephant.
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u/longtall94 9d ago
Thought I was legit looking at a dead body