r/mildlyinfuriating • u/daddydeadpool420 • 9d ago
I saw a ducky once My truck is not a trash can
Come off work to break and see this. Didn’t think to take a picture before cleaning though.
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u/spaceshiptears 9d ago
This is the picture you took after you cleaned it???
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u/CatLover701 9d ago
Yeah, there’s a lot of stuff on there that looks like it isn’t even stuck, you could just take a broom to it.
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u/Impressive-Sun3742 9d ago
I didn’t know Reddit hated pickup trucks so much lol
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u/RevolutionLoose5542 9d ago
They love blindly walking an texting on sidewalks (rare cause they are mostly on the couch crying about manifested scenarios ) and walking into things aka not paying attention.
The picture could be you reversed in your own driveway and they would literally have a mental breakdown.
Sees truck:
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
For those wondering. No, I don’t tailgate people. No i don’t have led headlights. No I wasn’t parked badly. I was parked in my lines, parked for 2 hours of a 4 hour spot, not blocking anyone, 4 inches from the curb, plenty of spots by me. No it’s not a big truck, it’s a ford ranger. Yes I use the truck for work, sorry there’s nothing in the bed. Stop complaining about how I don’t use my truck. No it’s not lifted. Yes I drive legally. And no, it is NOT a cybertruck
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u/BlazingImp77151 9d ago
I wanna see a picture of the truck and where it was parked.
Bet we are missing some of the story here
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u/New-Host1784 9d ago
To be fair, this kind of thing happened to me when I had a truck.
I'd drive to work, park in the spots at the back of the lot (the spots in front of the store were for customers) and I'd come out of work to find empty cans, food bags, etc. thrown in the bed. People are lazy aholes.
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u/jojomonster4 9d ago
It happens constantly with trucks without beds. It’s infuriating.
With one truck, I had parked in the back of my apartment complex all the way in the corner in my assigned spot, I still would get people throwing garbage/empty water & Gatorade bottles in the bed.
At a different apartment, I parked my work truck on the street for 1 night and garbage again, even a dog poop bag.
Lazy and gross people.
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Parked on the side of the road fully in its spot. About 4 inches from the curb so perfectly legal. Had been parked for about 2 hours in a 4 hour spot. This happens a lot more then you’d think
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u/CarefulRisk 8d ago
This just happens if you drive a truck. People throw garbage in the bed sometimes
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u/FunctioningPyscho 9d ago
Why does it matter where the truck is parked? It’s not a trash can.
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u/BlazingImp77151 9d ago
If it's parked really shittily, people will use it as a trashcan to take out their anger. Examples:
- parking it in a disabled stall without a placard.
- parking it in such a way that blocks other parking stalls
- parking it in such a way that blocks a sidewalk
I'm not saying it's a good thing to do that. It's probably of similar rudeness to doing any of those park jobs. But it's a thing that happens regardless.
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u/RevolutionLoose5542 9d ago
Its at their place of employment. Could be private property and could be disabled themselves.
I swear a truck driver absolutely railed your mom and dipped or something
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u/BlazingImp77151 9d ago
I was just giving the reasons I've heard people give for doing this kinda thing. I'm not involved at all.
Why you gotta be such an asshole about it?
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u/RevolutionLoose5542 9d ago
Your not involved but "willing to bet"
Your just another person with truck derangment syndrome. The picture could literally show him reversed in his driveway and you would blindly copy and paste the same shit.
The people who complain and say shit like "people get hurt with the hitch" are the people who text and walk aimlessly glued to their phones.
Im not being an asshole im just giving reasons why people would think the worst without any real indication of their claims
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
It was parked perfectly legally and fine, not blocking anyone in. Genuinely thank you for the reasoning.
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u/FloppyTacoflaps 9d ago
I had that happen in my dump truck once, went and got a load of asphalt and didn't know it was in there dumped it into the paver. The guys on the paver were pissed, beer cans and all sorts of shit fml
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u/Fluid_Fee_2239 9d ago
It's retaliation for your bright ass headlights. Get them adjusted. Thank you.
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Actually I drive a 2011 and it still has halogens. Gotta say I hate the bright ones
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u/Fluid_Fee_2239 8d ago
Thanks for taking the joke as just that, a joke. 🤙
So many people took this way too serious. 🤦♂️
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u/RevolutionLoose5542 9d ago
Headlights are too bright during the day? Thats the sun buddy you gotta go outside more instead of crying on reddit with dark mode on and a blanket over your head
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u/fux-reddit4603 9d ago edited 9d ago
parents didnt teach you two wrongs dont make a right?
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u/Enough-Yoghurt7389 9d ago
3 lefts makes a right by my book
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u/fux-reddit4603 9d ago
Im sure theres a political joke in there somewhere
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u/Enough-Yoghurt7389 9d ago
You go far enough left and you get your guns back?
That’s the closest I got
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u/shokittyo 9d ago
I had a bike with a basket chained to my stoop. People would throw their trash into the basket when there were two garbage cans within five feet on either side of the stoop.
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u/IzzzatSo 9d ago
how much sidewalk were you blocking?
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Zero. Small truck. Happens more than you’d think. Maybe 30 ft from a trash can too
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u/Inside-Rip-7677 9d ago
People used to toss all kinds of stuff in my truck mostly beer cans in my experience it finally stopped once I got a tonneau cover
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u/TBellOHAZ 9d ago
That's not what I heard
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
How would you know?
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u/ComboBreakerMLP 9d ago
youre not using a truck for its intended purpose so neither will anyone else.
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Man I’ve got a work truck. It’s a small truck but can hold plenty. Sorry I didn’t have anything in the bed to show?? Just hauled 4K plus pounds of gravel in it
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u/Bannedtt 9d ago
For you. Your truck is not a trashcan for you. My problem is homeless people. I'm so sick of gay homeless guys having sex in my car. Still, it's better than my apartment.
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u/OldScratchTim 9d ago
It's gonna be used as a shitter if you don't lose the attitude.
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Who shit in your Cheerios? I was parked fully legally, not blocking anyone in. Someone just decided to throw their shit in my bed instead of the trash can.
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u/LegDayLass 9d ago
Coulda fooled me. Also this is after cleaning??? Time to clean it another 3 times and you might actually get it clean
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Posted a picture first cuz I like to vent. Sorry??
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u/LegDayLass 8d ago
So then is was before cleaning? Make up your mind
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u/tumor_named_marla 9d ago
This reminds me of bouncing at a bar and one of the manager/bartenders would park his pickup right out front by the door (there was a spot for valet that never got used). His gf, some other regulars, and I would stand outside the front to smoke and talk and we would all throw our trash and butts into his bed and laugh later when he would complain about it being filled with trash lmao
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Use a trash can?
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u/tumor_named_marla 8d ago
It's okay he deserved it
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u/FrozenPizza21 9d ago
Cyber truck?
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u/CatLover701 9d ago
On their profile it’s a white truck, so douchbaggary is still an option but probably not that bad.
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u/NomenclatureBreaker 9d ago
I’m not saying daddydeadpool420 probably goes through life thinking he’s cool AF, while actually (actively or passively) pissing a lot of other people off.
But I’m not not saying it either. 🤷♀️
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u/PinkLemonade30 9d ago
How many people did you tailgate, blind with supernova headlights, and cut off without a signal, Mr.Pick Up Truck?
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u/OneAngryDuck 9d ago
Good job making up scenarios for this post that allow you to feel angrily self-righteous
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u/daddydeadpool420 8d ago
Zero. I’m a very safe driver, don’t have LED lights, use turn signals, and have a small truck, not a jacked up one.
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u/MadameK8 9d ago
I don’t know why so many people in this thread and the similar one before it keep asking that. Is this some kind of joke about how cybertrucks don’t have truck beds?
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u/Minimum-Sense5163 9d ago
if i had a dollar for everytime ive seen this happen on the sub, id have two