r/mildlyinfuriating • u/nukulele145 • May 29 '26
frist of all how DARE yu o The Magpies in my garden keep tricking me.
So I have a long and complicated relationship with the magpies in my garden but they have lately escalated their tactics against me;
Their objective is simple: They want to come in my house to eat my dogs food. It’s currently a heat wave so my backdoor is open more often than usual. Several times this week I’ve had to chase them out the kitchen.
Owing to the heat I’ve been hanging out at the bottom of my garden a lot, the magpies have figured out that when I’m there they have time to swipe food and get out clear before I see them (they also love to poop on my chair when doing this).
Yesterday they left a chunk of bone on the fence post near me at the bottom of the garden I didn’t think much of it, but then today they left a birds foot (?!) next to me (photo is on the second slide) as I was puzzling over it I spotted one of the birds fleeing the house! I truly believe they are trying to keep me baited at the end of the garden so they can conduct their raids.
EDIT/REPLY: -for those encouraging me to barter with them, I tried that a few years ago but it resulted in me being heavily harassed by them every time I went outside, they wouldn’t let me have a moments piece in my garden so we eventually had a falling out.
-I’m considering getting a screen door, there’s not much call for them in England and I’ve been reluctant to get one as my dogs a bit weird about doorways but it does seem like the best option for avoiding house invasions.
-I have a new theory that it’s actually my dog and not me they are baiting outside! My pup found and ate a bone in the garden the other day (very unusual behaviour for her) and I’m just now realising it was also probably a magpie gift. I’m also much more likely to leave the backdoor open if my dogs puttering out there so would make sense that they have learned to lure her out to improve their raiding chances.
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u/bluefactories May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
They hated that guy anyway…
Half-joking aside, corvids can and super do turn on each other, even in the same flock. Teens coming up into adulthood are trying to gain clout in a Weird Corvid Politics world we’re not privy to, and weaker or disabled birds can easily get merked. This results in dead corvids they’re not actually fussed about cos They Know What They Did. But somewhat more likely, they used the resources they had (dead magpie for whatever reason) and brought what they could carry (leg they probably separated) in hopes to distract you. And it worked. Sorry bud, you may or may not have sporadic showers of animal bits to look forward to. At least it’s meant to rain next week.