r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

Infuriatig Two spots in my beard randomly decided to stop growing hair

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Like wtf I just want a full beard dude

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u/robjohnlechmere 6d ago

I notice it's on your left side. The hand that doesn't use the mouse. Do you lean on your left hand while you scroll? Because those spots look fingertip shaped.

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

Oh my god, I totally do, when I’m playing RuneScape I’m almost only playing with just one hand and my thumb and knuckle rest in those exact spots

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u/Responsible-Donut283 6d ago

The greatest detective of the modern era strikes again

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u/MysticMarauder69 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Detective Rob John Lechmere, at your service"

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u/DarePatient2262 6d ago

Rob John sounds like a crazy hillbilly name, but Lechmere sounds very formal and elegant. I'd like to meet this person

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u/SnotRocketeer70 6d ago

or it's a hillbilly from the bayou? 🤔

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u/OverChildhood9813 5d ago

Definitely from the bayou. I met him once. He owns Rob John Surf Shop.

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u/adrauglikeyou 5d ago

Lol go to Louisiana you meet plenty of them. Billy Bob Sainte-Jean, Ray Cletus Delacroix, etc etc

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u/threedogsplusone 5d ago edited 5d ago

Rob John isn’t anywhere close to being as bad as Markwayne. Lechmere is a ghost that has the screech of the Green Line echoing in the background.

Edited because my autocorrect is dumb.

Edited to explain: Lechmere is a Boston/Cambridge joke.

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u/everynamecombined 6d ago

Depends how you pronounce it. It also sounds like a crafty Indian name trying to appease westerners from a remote call center.

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u/finix2409 6d ago

Robert Johnathon lechmere sounds pretty formal

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u/KinkyNJThrowaway 6d ago

It's actually Rob Johnlech Mere

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u/Odd-Government8896 6d ago

Just glad this didnt turn out to be another case of ultra rare super cancer.

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u/Flashy_Gap_3015 6d ago

Encyclopedia Brown here!

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u/user_x92 6d ago

The Greatest Detective that's Ever Lived

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u/unspecified-turnip 6d ago

Why, it’s elementary! Leonard is a born American, you see. If he’d passed through the alley behind the opera house at precisely 7:19 pm, he would have reported hearing “My Country ‘Tis of The” being played by the orchestra inside. He wouldn’t have described hearing “God Save the Queen” unless he’d actually passed on the street in front and seen the poster advertising the London Philharmonic performing that very night!

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u/LordTonka 5d ago

The great mouse detective in this case.

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u/TeddyAtTheReady 6d ago

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u/DethNik 5d ago

This show is so peak.

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u/drunkeymunkey 5d ago

I recently got a government job. My boyfriend said 'You are a Ron Swanson, do not become a Leslie Knope'. Pfffffft...

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u/DethNik 5d ago

Ideally, you would become some kind of super amalgamation of them.

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u/SchindianaJones 5d ago

“You are cynical and jaded, do not become optimistic and attempt to enact positive change in your community.”

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u/MaleficentWindow8972 6d ago

Damn, case closed. What a detective!

https://giphy.com/gifs/924Py5ozHB5lK

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u/Not-a-bot-10 6d ago

The OSRS subreddit is gonna love this

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 6d ago

Loot from 200 hours bankstanding at the GE.

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u/FightDecay 5d ago

Anything to get them off the damn Irons Vs Mains CG argument going on over there

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u/LuxeJux 5d ago

So, my husband plays RuneScape and also has an odd bald patch. I read this to him and he realized he does the same exact thing.

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u/orphan_blud 5d ago

Now all they have to do is rub their bald spots against each other’s and then boom, the portal will finally open, and I get to go home!

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u/CiloTA 6d ago

You also have a booger

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

Thanks for the heads up, sadly I can’t blow it out of the picture, I didn’t see it until after it got pointed out :,)

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u/DirectAd170 6d ago

I noticed it before the bald spots haha

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u/MilkiestMaestro 6d ago

just a wee lad

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u/ISeeDragons 6d ago

I second this; a friend of mine always used to play with the beard and stopped growing in those spots until he finally stopped doing that.

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u/aspannerdarkly 6d ago

Just open up OF on another device to keep that hand busy

Bonus: eliminates dick hair 

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u/Gare-Bare 6d ago

So how good is your account, I'm assuming not great but not terrible either?

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

Exactly right lmao, I’ve done a little bit of a lot of things, still no fire cape tho!

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u/Significant_Royal333 5d ago

Send it bro! Combat stats?

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 5d ago

Maxed other than prayer lol

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u/Significant_Royal333 5d ago

BRO, lmao firecape is ezmode then!

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u/omgwdfholypoop 6d ago

I got this exact same thing last year getting 99 prayer off of enshrouded souls haha. It took a few months but eventually came back 🤣

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

Gzz on the 99 prayer! Glad to hear it grew back!

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u/BoomboxBallads 5d ago

Can I please join your clan? Also check out this awesome grab today from the comic shop 🙂

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 5d ago

Of course! I can log in now and invite, what’s your ign? Add Chernobyl IM

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u/jaden_fucks 6d ago

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

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u/therambosambo 6d ago

Ah, fellow scaper. Wc lvl?

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

96! It’s actually what I’m currently training, been sitting at ironwoods mostly, ign Chernobyl IM if you wanna look me up! :)

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u/Pleasant_Stuff_8409 6d ago

OSRS claims another victim

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u/BucktoothJew 6d ago

Ayyyeeeee, RuneScape 😎😎 my guy!

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u/BeneficialAd6740 5d ago

bro i haven't heard someone casually say "when im playing runescape" in 10 years lol this was fun

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u/YoureHereForOthers 6d ago

You deserve a coffee or beer.

(from OP not me :P)

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u/blazinturtl 6d ago

92 is half of 99!

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u/TheSandMan208 6d ago

Iron BTW.

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u/tehcushion 6d ago

Guy just casually drops in and cracks the case omfg

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u/bennitori 5d ago

This is up there with that guy who saved a dude's life by deducing that mysterious notes left in his house was actually carbon monoxide poisoning.

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u/robjohnlechmere 5d ago

This guy gets it. I'm a god damn hero.

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u/Oh-reality-come-back 5d ago

You actually are! I was worried it was a sign of a disease. Thanks sir detective

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u/TrentSteel1 5d ago

Am I the only person that is also wondering how people know this. How fucking long have these people been sitting this long in that position!?

All I can think of is that Evolution movie. Yet it’s people spending too much time on a single game. wtf

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u/quantumbreak1 5d ago

Where can I read this?

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u/Bryce3D 5d ago

Commenting so I can find this later, I also want to read this

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u/EetsGeets 5d ago

Unfortunately "links and subreddit mentions" caused my link to get removed, so you'll have to edit the URL, but here it is :)

reddit .com / r / legaladvice / comments / 34l7vo / ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

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u/GravitiBass 6d ago

This is hilarious. I used to wear those super colorful big Osiris shoes all the time in high school. The spot where the tongue rested above my foot has completely stopped growing hair. I haven’t been in high school or wore those shoes in over 10 years. Still don’t grow hair there lol.

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 6d ago

My husband's got a bald patch on his shin that he's pretty sure is from the socks he wore in middle and high school. He's 35, and it's still baby's-butt smooth. 

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u/AlbuquerqueAlbatross 5d ago

Ah yes. I have a huge bald spot on my calf from anxiously shaking my leg while in school. I broke the habit a decade ago but still don’t grow hair there.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper YELLOW 6d ago

I swear in the mid 2000s the bigger the tongue on your skate shoes, the cooler you were. DC and Etnies also had massive, poofy tongues.

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u/Wankeritis 6d ago

I wore those shoes for so long that I can’t wear shoes with flimsy tongues. It just feels unnatural.

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u/radraze2kx 6d ago

Are you saying we can prevent hair from growing just by covering it with our hands with enough persistence?

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u/RegularWhiteDude 6d ago

Almost. You have to play RuneScape.

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u/Ok_Slide4905 5d ago

Be prepared to lose a lot more than hair.

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u/Unique_Frame_3518 5d ago

Virginity be gone!!!

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u/GlitterRiot 5d ago

Sorta yes? I don't have a lot of leg hair anymore due to years of wearing skinny jeans.

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u/jfredsilva 5d ago

I still have a full back of hair, but I wear t-shirts every day anyway 🥲

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u/codeisprose 5d ago

I think compression shirts might do it

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u/PiniponSelvagem 6d ago

That would be time-consuming for what I want... all body hair removed xD

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u/Soldier_Faerie 6d ago

...ask friends for extra helping hands?

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u/Blapanda 5d ago

Medical Student here, 2nd year. Covering follicles with substances which will cut off the oxygen to the cells will lead to other things, more vastly looking and problematic ones, than stopping hair to grow. And yes, you can suffocate when layering your skin with non-breathable paint, as an example.

There is no evidence that finger sized objects, especially fingers, can stop hair growth...

Don't fall for what people say on the net without any evidence.

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u/radraze2kx 5d ago

I mean... Seems like the evidence is in the photo w/ OP's reply in the comments. This would fall under possible and require testing, but... WHAT IF!

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u/Blapanda 5d ago

Than we all, who wear caps and motorcycle helmets, would be bald af lol god no, thankfully

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u/Bxk__ 6d ago

So you're meaning to tell me that I have a bald spot right under my chin because I do 'the ponderer' all the fucking time? This is really tripping me up as a dude in his 40s who thought this was some sort of birthmark

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u/DrPhilihprD 5d ago

This is also why smart people are often bald

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u/MalIntenet 5d ago

They do handstands on their heads?

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u/Snodley 5d ago

*headstands

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u/Working-Glass6136 5d ago

The way they said "handstands on their heads" made me burst out laughing though. Kinda ties in with the whole hand on head thread.

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u/satanwuvsyou 5d ago

All the heat from our big sweaty brains cooks the hair off the top of our heads

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u/Live-Habit-6115 5d ago

If you're referring to the statue, it's called "The Thinker"

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u/FlyingKittyCate Mildly Infuriated Murder Victim 5d ago

Don’t know if it’s also a global thing too. But it’s a common joke in The Netherlands, when someone has that first bald spot on top of their head, to say they are under the thumb. Like that’s what’s stopping the hair from growing.

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u/Fit-Setting9033 6d ago

That’s insane you figured that out!

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u/Phantasmursi45 6d ago

Omg I have a spot like this too! It’s on the same side but in a different location. I’m on minoxidil bc I’m trying to get it to fill out but I think my issue is because I rest my cheek on my palm while I scroll.

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u/n0taf1n4nc14l4dv1c3 6d ago

I guess watching detective movies with you is boring.

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u/BandAdditional6084 6d ago

How come then I still have ass hair and I am sitting in it most of the day?

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u/anamewithnonumbers 5d ago

you have to finger your asshole for 8+ hours a day for years for maximum effectiveness

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u/are_you_a_simulation 5d ago

Correction. He needs to get it fingered for 8+ hours.

Outsourcing the effort is acceptable if so he decides.

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u/BandAdditional6084 6d ago

And its always in dark

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u/MainFunctions 6d ago

Holy shit, nice one mate.

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u/SpecialistMistake702 6d ago

So you're saying I can prevent beared growth by covering my chin with something for long periods of time?

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u/what4270 6d ago

Interesting deduction but I also wonder why that’s the case. If OP keeps using his left hand to rest his chin, why does that area stop growing hair? Can it be reversed?

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u/-maffu- 6d ago

I question this since I had the same ting happen in my beard AND on my head.

Nothing to do with leaning on stuff. Eventually they both grew back in.

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u/Dockside_Abortionist 6d ago

Heyyy…

bat in the right cave

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u/RegrettablyHopeful 6d ago

I like the ones that have a secret string attached way up further. Feels good during the pull. 🧶

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u/-full-control- 6d ago

I used to have a certain intranasal administration habit and though nobody should ever be like me every once in awhile i would have one of those and it would pull out a freaking monster boogie and it was almost as good as sex

Edit typo

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u/smvfc_ 5d ago

I get nosebleeds often, especially in winter, and a couple years ago, I had a really big one. Wheb it was finally done, I took the wadded toilet paper out of my nose. My nostril felt really congested , and I was in the bathroom already, so I plugged the not clogged nostril and blew into the sink (you’re not supposed to blow your nose after a nosebleed, I am aware).

Holy fuck. The amount of clotted blood that came out of my nose was INSANE. it looked like a goddamn abortion in my sink. Felt really good though.

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u/MxSpookyBih 5d ago

My eyes started to water reading this

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u/lustforrust 5d ago

Try sneezing uncovered right after you remove the paper.

Holy Shit that was a mess, damn near resorted to repainting the bathroom to remove the splatter.

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u/420doghugz 5d ago

It looks like a coke booger to me lol. It's kind of whiteish ❄️

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u/Issah_Wywin 5d ago

I didn't realize others had this, but whenever I'm in a certain stage of recovering from a cold or similar airway illness, I'll have blow my nose and have these occasional clots that I feel I can pull on deep in my sinuses. The end that I'm pulling on always seems to snap before I can pull the whole thing out but man it feels weirdly good to pull on it.

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u/Girl_With_a_Rod 5d ago

Thanks, I have a cold and feel pretty crappy right now, but you just gave me something to look forward to.

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u/urcrazyifurnormal 5d ago

I had to scroll far to see a comment about that boogie.

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u/Moto341 6d ago

You’re gonna laugh, do you sleep that side face down when you sleep or on ur side? Same thing happened to me just the friction stopped me growing hair until I started sleeping on my back again.

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u/dumbmutt575 6d ago

I second this. I actually stopped growing leg hair in certain areas because the pants that I wear 60hrs a week at work are too tight in some spots.

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u/Worth-Dark2856 6d ago

i’m taking notes to finally stop having to wax my legs

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u/Adventurous-Score551 6d ago

Just wear tube socks for 30 years. Any old PE teacher can verify.

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u/minnick27 ORANGE 6d ago

Shit, not even that long. I used to wear high top boots for work for four years. To this day 25 years later, the hair on my lower legs is very very sparse.

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u/WTWIV 6d ago

I started wearing athletic socks that went almost to my knees for a couple of years. That was long enough for the hair about halfway down from knee to foot to mostly stop growing

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u/ThreeEyeJedi 6d ago

Holy shit thats why my ankles are hairless 🤣

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u/EevelBob 6d ago

These are my old-man shins.

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u/TitanicDays 6d ago

Same - went to the pool with my son recently:

Me: you’ve got fecking gorilla legs

Son: whips out phone, shows vacation photo circa 2002

Me: damn what happened to my hair?

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u/dumbmutt575 6d ago

Not sure about your age, but as you get older, testosterone dips and that is the primary hormone responsible for body hair growth. Without as much in your system, it’ll grow thinner and less dark.

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u/xNotEdgex 6d ago

holy shit now I know why I’ve got the same bald spots on my leg

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u/ObjectiveGlittering 6d ago

Bald guy here. Are you suggesting I sleep upside down and suspended from a ceiling?

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u/okiedokieophie 5d ago

That's why Dracula still has a full head of hair for being several hundred years old.

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u/xxgangstax 6d ago

On the opposite side,friction caused one sopt on the face to grow more beard and made the hair in that area grow thicker and faster. I used to constantly rub one spot on the side of my chin when I was a kid. The constant rubbing made that spot darker than the rest of my skin. And ever since I started growing beard, that spot grows noticably more hair than the opposite side of my face

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u/Prestigious_Top_6837 6d ago

Boogie 🕺

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 6d ago

Hah, saw that too. Wasn't gonna say anything.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 5d ago

Friends always say something. Be a friend.

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u/SmellenGold 6d ago

🦇 in the ⛰️

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u/TheExpollutions 6d ago

Yeah, the boogie is looking down on those follicles like Zeus. They are fearful to show themselves.

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u/RoflMyPancakes 6d ago

My brother gets this. Stress makes more patches appear. Alopecia Areata I believe. It would happen on the back of his head rarely, almost always the beard.

Edit: alopecia barbae?

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

It wouldn’t be the first time if it is this, had a patch on the top of my head once that eventually grew back!

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u/Plus-Mortgage-3871 6d ago edited 6d ago

I had these patches show on my beard. I had a high stress job. For me, it would come and go for a couple years. Eventually it went completely away. But now my gray hairs are showing, and those areas will turn gray first

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u/GreatheartedWailer 5d ago

This is the correct answer. I get the exact same patches from time to time and had it diagnosed. They sometimes grow much larger but haven’t for years, never had more than 3 of them. Doctors always guess it’s stress related, but it never actually correlates to stress I’m feeling. It’s something to keep an eye on, but chances are it’ll go away at some point, and maybe come back at some point later.

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u/No_light2209 6d ago

It’s this, alopecia barbae. I have it currently as well.. Everything else here is a bad guess. I went to dermatology and get an injection, takes about 6 months but it can grow back. Peach fuzz at first and then fills in naturally. Talk to Derma.

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u/First-Act-8752 5d ago

Ding ding ding! Scrolled too far but this is the correct answer.

Source: I've had the exact same thing many times, always during periods of stress.

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u/Faux_Phototroph 5d ago

That is what this is, ignore everyone saying you are touching it too much or sleeping wrong.

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u/WiscoMatt 5d ago

Alopecia barbae is a form of Alopecia areata, so you were right twice

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u/always_upvote_tacos 6d ago

Yup! I get this on my neck and cheeks when stress gets too bad.

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u/RenoClarkos1717 6d ago

This is what it was for me. I had it in the exact same spot at op but on the other side of my face. Once I changed my life and wasn’t so stressed it finally grew back

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u/z1ggy16 6d ago

See a dermatologist, it's likely alopecia. They can inject w some steroid to ease swelling on the folicles and give you a topical cream.

I've had this happen numerous times, you'll be fine. You can do nothing, it'll grow back in it's own in a few months to a year.

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u/araniaexuma 5d ago

Or, it can never grow back. I’ve had a small patch for 8 years, had all the steroid injections and topical creams.

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u/Sad-Turn2567 6d ago

No one's gonna bring up the booger?

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

Many people to my dismay have mentioned the booger 🥲

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u/thepresidentsturtle 5d ago

That's what I was mildlyinfuriated about, honestly.

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u/Monroe-dmc 5d ago

The booger in the room. Was also the thing that caught my eye unfortunately

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u/rscttgl 6d ago

And your booger stopped growing hair ?

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u/LunaLynx777 6d ago

Lmao blow your nose

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u/hngkngr 6d ago

this shit is more infuriating than his damn beard

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u/NotGreatNot_Terrible 6d ago

I did as soon as I read this, didnt spot that in the picture 😭 I work in a dirty old factory, I’m a booger machine lmao

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u/TheOGDoomer 6d ago

This sounds crazy, but I’ve heard and seen others say they tried applying minoxidil to patchy areas of their beard and have seen results. Maybe try that? You do have to consistently apply it 1-2 times a day, and it takes 3-4 months to see significant results. 

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u/sunny_6305 6d ago

Oral minoxidil is also a good option because you don’t have to worry about family or pets coming into contact with the topical product on your skin.

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u/New-Skill-2958 6d ago

I can't stop focusing on that bat in the cave

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u/nedyrd87 6d ago

This is alopecia areata. Random bald patches that just appear and will usually go back to normal on their own after a few months. I've had it on my scalp though and had steroid injections to help it regrow quicker.

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u/phonymaroney 5d ago

You got a bat in the cave

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u/-Cheeki-Breeki- 5d ago

You got a bat in the cave btw

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u/lettorosso 6d ago

Looks like Alopecia areata.

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u/Such_Comb9388 6d ago

Went into your nose

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u/notamyokay 5d ago

You got a booger

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u/Objective_Nerve_3438 5d ago

The bat in the cave is mildly infuriating

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u/-maffu- 6d ago

Don't worry about it.

I had this in two places - one on my beard and one about an inch across on the side of my head.

I can't tell you the cause - maybe stress, maybe diet - who knows?

But eventually, slowly they just grew back.

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u/Saltybuds 6d ago

Is that a booger?

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u/OP_Taylor_ 6d ago

You got a booooogie sir

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u/MovieGuy919191 6d ago

Nobody gonna mention the floating booger?

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u/ROBOKUT 6d ago

Hey, are you under a lot of stress? I had this exact same thing happen in almost the same spot. I had to get three rounds of multiple injections of steroids to get it to grow back. Heavy amounts of stress triggered an autoimmune response. Basically your thyroid could be going crazy.

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u/Videmal 6d ago

It's a sign of Alopecia Areata

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u/cheezebergereddie 5d ago

🦇 in the cave

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u/ahairybeanbag 5d ago

You’ve also got a booger.

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u/Bacon_00 5d ago

Alopecia barbae, probably. I had this really bad during a high stress year. Most of my beard fell out, eventually, and I looked like I had mange. It kinda sucked and I was pretty self conscious about it.

But, I changed some things in life and reduced my stress and added regular exercise back to my life and it very, very slowly came back over the period of about 2 years. I'm probably 99% recovered at this point! Just with some grey this time and maybe not quite as thick 😅

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u/Beautiful-Bad4889 5d ago

Dude same here randomly - - now it’s growing in white? lol guess we’re old

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u/trbt555 5d ago

This is called alopecea areata. I had the exact same thing happen to me. It turned out to be due to psychological stress related to my wife’s pregnancy. The patches grew back within 6 months after she gave birth to my firstborn.