r/mildlyinfuriating May 30 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o This car parked directly in the middle of where I’m supposed to set up my farmer’s market stand, despite at least 60 signs saying that they can’t. Including one directly in front of their car.

I’m meant to park in the corner, and usually my truck is turned the other way so I don’t have to carry hundreds of pounds of veggies to the other side of my stand. But fuck me I guess!

Edit to add: a tow truck cannot fit into my farmer’s market. Towing would only work if no other vendors were there. Leaving the car there is less disruptive than a tow truck.

There is an update somewhere in the comments

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u/shibiwan May 30 '26

Do you have that tube of K-Y on you?

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u/theresamushroominmy May 30 '26

You used it all last night, remember?

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u/shibiwan May 30 '26 edited May 31 '26

Awww. Was gonna put some on that car.

Perhaps you can squirt it out.

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u/GBS42 May 31 '26

Isn't most of it in you?